Joé McKen ♪ Composer @music.joemcken.net · 09/12/2025Oh, get fucked, Bandcamp. This is a stupid policy at the best of times, and even moreso when I’m trying to link to my friend’s novel that I wrote this track for. 021 2
Joé McKen ♪ Composer @music.joemcken.net · 26/04/2025OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY ON PATREON S’cuse me I suddenly need to clear out my evening schedule 020 2
Joé McKen ♪ Composer @music.joemcken.net · 17/09/2024Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #305,610! 011 1
Joé McKen ♪ Composer @music.joemcken.net · 19/07/2024Gee I sure love how Sibelius doesn’t bother remembering the values you set hairpins to so that every time you load a score they all get reset and you have to configure them all fucking over again Goddamned pile of bugs, this app 101 1
Joé McKen ♪ Composer @music.joemcken.net · 09/05/2024By golly, this mammoth freaking track I’ve been working on since <checks timestamps> *last August* is finally approaching completion. Y’all better like it, or I swear I’ll cry. Like, ugly-cry. You’ve been warned. 001 1
Joé McKen ♪ Composer @music.joemcken.net · 23/04/20248/ What about “Valid ID”? It’s as you can guess: You take a photo of some gov’t photo ID – driver’s license, passport, etc. – and submit it to Google. Again, they totally promise to delete it after 2 months. Folks, in this house we follow a simple rule: “Do not give your gov’t ID to Google.” 111 1
Joé McKen ♪ Composer @music.joemcken.net · 23/04/20247/ What is “video verification”? TL;DR: You record a 30-second video of yourself with your phone, which YT uses to generate a 3D model of your face. This model is then stored on your account, and Google pinky-promises to delete it after 2 months of channel activity. Ha. Hahahaha. Haaaaaa. No. 111 1
Joé McKen ♪ Composer @music.joemcken.net · 23/04/20246/ So. How can I get these advanced features (links! advanced!) back? YouTube offers three options: Video verification, ID verification, and channel history. 111 1
Joé McKen ♪ Composer @music.joemcken.net · 23/04/20245/ Until or unless I get these “advanced features” back, this is what the links to my other pages look like now in my video descriptions – non-clickable, with anything but the shortest links cut off: 111 1
Joé McKen ♪ Composer @music.joemcken.net · 23/04/20244/ Also, it looks like I’m far from the only one affected. Apparently a lot of people are getting these stupid emails, with equally little justification or explanation. 111 1
Joé McKen ♪ Composer @music.joemcken.net · 23/04/20243/ The only thing the email says is that my channel needs more channel history, which basically means it needs a track record of being used over at least a few months without breaking the rules. Again – already done this. Obviously. Not sure what’s suddenly changed. 111 1
Joé McKen ♪ Composer @music.joemcken.net · 23/04/2024Today’s adventure in Google fuckery: Got an email saying my YouTube channel has “lost access to advanced features”. Apparently these features include things like pinning comments, higher upload limits, and – the only one that matters to me – adding links to other sites in video descriptions. 1/ 211 2
Joé McKen ♪ Composer @music.joemcken.net · 08/04/2024Semi-important update: The Empty Horizons OST – despite being completed years ago – has new cover/album art! This replaces the previous art. Unfortunately, I also had to blur out the old art in the YouTube videos. You can read more about this decision in this YT community post I just published. 101 1
Joé McKen ♪ Composer @music.joemcken.net · 20/03/2024This piece was originally composed in 2018 as a bit of homework for music lessons I was taking at the time. The assignment was to practice scales in a few different keys, with the challenge of using only a French horn, piano and double bass. 101 1
Joé McKen ♪ Composer @music.joemcken.net · 20/03/2024Must … resist … until … the right … time … 001 1
Joé McKen ♪ Composer @music.joemcken.net · 16/10/2023Finally finished the sketch for my next track … 001 1
Joé McKen ♪ Composer @music.joemcken.net · 28/08/2023. @heathensquirrel.bsky.social over on Xitter challenged people to create a 20-track list of their absolute favorite tunes, which each artist featuring only once: twitter.com/heathensquir... Here’s my 20 tunes I never, ever skip, presented in no particular order. Includes both songs and OST tracks. 111 1
Joé McKen ♪ Composer @music.joemcken.net · 28/07/2023I created this music-only account just two weeks ago, published a small handful of posts (mostly plugging recent & existing projects), and it’s been mostly inactive since. It’s been gradually accumulating new followers, and now has as many as my Twitter music-only account does after 1½ years. 101 1
Joé McKen ♪ Composer @music.joemcken.net · 18/07/2023🎵 NEW MUSIC (KINDA): ‘Sunken Horizons OST’ Unfinished Sketches 🎵 I planned to live-score the finale of the audiobook, but life got in the way and I didn’t get any further than the sketches. I still like those ideas, so I’m posting them here. Links below: ⬇️ #music #orchestral #sketch 101 1
Joé McKen ♪ Composer @music.joemcken.net · 17/07/2023Please remind me never to prepare four songs for posting simultaneously ever again (Oh, yeah, four new tracks are coming soon. Probably later today or tomorrow.) #music #orchestral #sketch 011 1