mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026can’t stop thinking about how the shelter couldn’t tell us what kind of toys lumi liked bc she was so depressed there she barely played and now she wants to play for hours every day 😭 031
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026brought home a kitty on a perfect trifecta of rosh hashanah, a new moon, and 9/11 021
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026how do i stop having rage meltdowns about being forced to use ai at work 000
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026so relieved chicago didn’t embarrass me in front of underscores 010
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 27/05/2026can’t stop thinking about stem cells in period blood science news 000
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026i think it’s confusing that the field museum has pokemon fossils 140
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 21/05/2026i wanna hang out with my friends at the juicenet cafe from h20 just add water 020
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 20/05/2026scored this haul at a yard sale if anyone wants to come watch all of these special features with me 120
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 19/05/2026below deck posting. i hate that jenna is getting so punished for wanting two boyfriends let her have two boyfriends 000
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026in rural wisconsin and we just saw a novelty license plate that said ‘no juice’ do we think this guy (big truck, cop supporter stickers) 1. doesn’t have any juice 2. hates jews 🤔🧐 130
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026not that tech was ever good about this but the significant uptick in misogyny i've seen in the past year really feels like: now that men are scared about the security of their jobs bc of ai, they are abandoning all pretense of caring about non men and...it's not very fun to witness and experience 🙃 020
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026can't stop thinking about how you can fit all of the plants in the solar system between the earth and the moon, that feels like really wrong. especially considering if you were driving straight up, you would only need to drive 1 hour at 65/mph to reach space 120
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026tfw you’re from an evil country and now your hometown is getting bombed bc they are manufacturing weapons there but your gramma and friends still live there and are not evil or manufacturing weapons 020
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 15/04/2026butt rock is what all american english sounded like to me when i moved here (and still does when i think about it just one long ‘eurrr’ sound) 000
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026are you a little gay guy with adhd that can’t get their house clean bc there’s stuff everywhere and you don’t know where to start? hire me (for free) to body double and help you organize your house. i am realizing im very good at this and would like to help my friends :) 240
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 14/03/2026mars (credentials: doggie) and i assigned political alignments to dog breeds, here are our findings: golden retriever - republican pomeranian - libertarian huskies - democratic socialist beagles - democrat french bulldogs - democrat (gay) greyhounds - far left chihuahua- insurrectionist anarchist 141
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 12/03/2026anti vaxxer car on the way to get my rabies vaccine lmao 780
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 12/03/2026just learned about the national fossil of illinois and strongly feel that everyone needs to see this absolute freak <3 the tully monster lived here about 300mil ago and scientists dont know shit about it 2120
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 10/03/2026turns out having a bat exposure + health ocd is a really unpleasant combo who would have thought 050
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 25/02/2026due to having a horrible attitude and terminal poor baby disorder our cat has an incredibly buff and swole tail like he could chop a brick in half with that thing 1132
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 22/02/2026love that my evil neighbor decided to change to locks to the front and back of our building without telling anyone and now the front gate won’t close and i asked him to fix it and he just said ‘no’ 130
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 13/02/2026i love how much they cry on top chef esp when it's kristen 000
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 03/02/2026had to fact check myself that star 69 actually existed and isn’t just a cool lie my brain invented 030
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 09/11/2025they replaced geralt with a literal ogre idk if i can get past this 110
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 28/10/2025looking to sponsor groceries for a person or small family who’s getting fucked over by snap in nov hmu 051
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 14/10/2025my boyfriends cat will let me touch him and pet him with my foot as much as i like but as soon as i use my hand he gets pissed 140
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 12/10/2025oil based makeup remover to remove extra sticky bandaids works so well 020
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 11/10/2025whoever decided that hi fashion models have to look haunted and on the verge of death in all photo shoots was wrong. god forbid they look happy, straight to kohls. let them have a neutral expression!! 030
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 23/09/2025nothing like rolling your face into cat puke while doing your morning floor stretches 140
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 13/09/2025the isp technician said i was special on his way out 110
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 05/09/2025let the cat into the room with plants and he immediately chewed 3 of them even as he was cautious of new surroundings 😫😫😫😫 i don’t wanna know what happens when he’s comfortable 020
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 30/08/2025just over heard a man on the street talking on his phone saying if georgia were to tragically pass i wouldn’t mind being unemployed for a little while 010
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 29/08/2025cutting a garden tomato with a freshly sharpened knife is one of life’s greatest pleasures 010
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 29/08/2025went to trader joe’s for the first time in like a year and got a premade greek salad thinking they’ll have a normal greek salad here but no they put a bunch of raw red cabbage in there why did they do that 120
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 26/08/2025never has a single object held a more powerful balance between joy and horror than a mandolin 020
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 25/08/2025the best drink is a medium sized glass of well purified room temperature water. always was and always will be 030
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 21/08/2025every time i order something on doordash it asks me if i want to add on the stuff i got when doing colonoscopy prep and i really wish to break free of this curse. like il be all excited for my indian food and psych! you have to think about the taste and effects of magnesium citrate instead! 130
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 20/08/2025if anyone wants my candle making supplies speak now before i take them to the waste shed 000
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 19/08/2025i have eaten 7 kinds of dairy today and the day is not even over 130
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 18/08/2025desperate for a breath of fresh air. cool crisp delicious outside air. all summer it’s been either poison air or 100 degree humid air and i am done :) 120
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 13/08/2025i think it's really funny that the contents of a nut are called 'nut meat' 120
mishka @mushroombrat.bsky.social · 13/08/2025i hate the stinky imitation neon - it will never be cool!!! real neon looks like it’s radiating light from another dimension and it’s pretty and dreamy 020
