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@mushr00msoup.bsky.social
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28 🔞 MINORS DNF 🍄 b/p type osfed 🍄 forest creature 🍄 any pronouns ig non e/d/sky follow at own risk 🚫: big0ts, ph0bes, c0nservatives, AI users, aggressively religi0us people I block/unfollow freely so if you don't like that, block/unfollow me first 👋

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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
went out with husband to help a neighbor change their car battery. left pomeranian un-crated since we weren't going to be gone long. came back to find her standing over a mostly-empty dog treat bag looking so utterly ashamed of herself. and it's like, I feel you little girl. I've been there too.
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
it's so fascinating when the topic of ai comes up and someone's like "oh I use ai for xyz, it's really helpful" and then everyone else starts talking about how dangerous/harmful it is and suddenly they're all "omg yeah I hate ai, it's sooo bad" 🫩☕ which is it Susan
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
was looking at clearance easter candy when this woman barged in front of me blocked the whole section & just started grabbing handfuls of everything, shoveling bags into cart & I stood there politely for an awkwardly long moment before I finally got The Ick and gave up ✔️marked safe from $0.40 peeps
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
husband hid easter eggs for me and then made me a massive breakfast 😅
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I've been invited to an easter bonnet brunch and I'm desperately trying to figure out what the hell that is before I commit
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
if you see it, do it nickname: soup, mushroom, mush prns: any 🫩 height: 5’4📈 sexuality: wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy ⛈️ smokes: nerp 🚭 piercings: septum, ears x4 💎 tattoos: 🦋+🍄 fave color: blue 💙 fave drink: water 🌊 fave food: sushi 🍣 fave animal: birds 🦆
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
did you know they make beef flavored ibuprofen
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I think it's time
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I'm sorry but this is lowkey psychotic, this person was all over my feed and they were tagging me in posts and I didn't want to be mean and block so I unfollowed to take a break anyway 😬 please give us private accounts bluesky I do not need this
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🌙dawn🌙 @blueberrydawn.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
P0meranian diet but it's just me eating the same food and portion sizes as my P0meranian
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
mentioned 19 k1ds & counting/the dugg4rs to my husband and he had no idea who they were. no one tell him, I think it's better that he stays innocent
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
idk if anyone else can relate but my mom lying about her w3ight all through my childhood (claiming to be a high-healthy bmi when she was actually 0b3se) really fkd with the way I viewed healthy bmis for a long time
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NM Dept. of Memes @nmdeptofmemes.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
this is the one that haunts me
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I was helping my enfeebled dog back into bed with husband, who is sleeping off the night shift, when he half woke up, told me "you're so beautiful, you know that?" then promptly passed back out 😅
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
bedazzled another scrub top
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
sigh
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
literally any time I see a r3d h4t
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I have d!ed and gone to mushroom heaven
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
c h o m p
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
don't mind me I'm cleaning out my photo gallery today
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I unironically want this
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
walked over to see who the c0ps were hassling in my neighborhood and it was just some wh*te man
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
me in the summer: being outside, eating fresh vegetables, cal counting, drinking lots of water me in the winter:
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
got a weather alert and the vibration knocked my phone to the floor and broke my charger which is wonderful. ran out to grab some of my potted plants just as the sirens started going off. hope my garden is okay 🥲
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
it would suck to get a tornado tonight. on the other hand, it's like 87F in the loft and having to evacuate to the basement would be a relief
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
me: [starts putting on shoes and sunscreen] my pomeranian:
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
my husband borrowed my car to go to work last night and this morning he was like, "I forgot to bring my sunglasses so I had to wear yours" 😅
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
trying to exercise when you have pets
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I was so happy and hopeful last year
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
getting caught eating when you were supposed to be fåsting 😔💔
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
🤡
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
good morning
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mushroom soup 🍄 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ @mushr00msoup.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
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