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museumsmith

@museumsmith.bsky.social
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Elderly millennial, museum factotum, 🇬🇧 🇪🇺, lay catholic-ish Anglican of non-conformist ancestry, #AuDHD, strolling player, cishet 🏳️‍🌈/🏳️‍⚧️/🍉/anti-racist/refugee ally. Own views (who else would want them?!). He/him.

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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 9h
"I'll just reverse the poo-larity."
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, I *did* until my teens have family in the same town as Holland I's final resting pace, why do you ask?
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"... and damned un-English"
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
... whilst David Tennant observed that he was seemingly the only Scottish actor never to appear therein!
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In case there was anyone left who thought that party wasn't now just as far right as the two starting with R ...
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
... and do they both glow in the dark by now?
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whan that O'Conner on a daye Spinneth his wheels with few-ray ...
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Of fury, I sing, o muse And of celerity ...
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*starts whistling the animated Paddington theme for no reason*
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#PeakPisky / #PeakAnglican (complimentary)
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*raises eyebrow in Taggart*
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*Evenssshhong
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Give me an evensong, Vassili. One evensong only, please."
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Redoctober Red October
Alt: Sean Connery as a Soviet sub captain telling his crew "A great day, comrades. We sail into history."
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"This is more of a noot than a question ..."
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wye, Chilham, Chartham, fact fans ...
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
... whilst on the other side of the Medway we have "Why kill 'em and cart 'em to Canterbury?", which I believe was already current during my father's time at the very new UKC sixty years ago.
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Being a Man of Kent rather than a Kentish Man, I couldn't possibly comment ...
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't miss Baggins' Bookshop!
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodos...
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Theodosius and Saint Ambrose - Wikipedia
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#BeMoreAmbrose ⚓🕯️ #Cofepeeps
Rubens' painting of St Ambrose barring Theodosius from church.
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(Pavlovian response, I'm afraid)
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Bayonets Gettysburg
Alt: Bayonets Gettysburg
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rock-ye IV
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Brarn shoes wiv a cassock? Yer not coming in, mate."
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Dog In Boots Fatty
Alt: Dog sniffing a string of sausages
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was that, pottery, or brickmaking ...
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That will improve your ... Standard of Playgoing ...
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Whoever makes the regulations doesn't row a boat"
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pelagius: *raises an eyebrow*
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I mean, I've been thinking I should write my will since my mid-to-late twenties (to no avail), but that's very much an outlier thanks to being a side-effect of suddenly losing a parent at that age.
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a BOUILLON spoon! youtu.be/2NbnQZrK8xA?...
youtu.be
Bill Bailey's Downton Abbey Jamaican Dub Reggae Version
YouTube video by Comedy Centre
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do you even lift (candlesticks), bro?
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And yes, this situation sounds like both parties might be C of E, but you know what I mean ...
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Denomination shall speak peace unto denomination ...
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Double-strength (at least) if one happens to be a professional member of the heritage/museums sector ...
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Perhaps bury it in earth? Destruction turned to new life, and tis Creationtide after all ...
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saint Jude, pray for us ...
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*But It Might Work For Us meme*
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aka the Re-users of the Tudor Chain from the Costume Department ...
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A *maturing* sun? In *this* economy?
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Belated @nerak3l.eurosky.social tram klaxon ...
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎶 Hearts of oak our airstrips complain-ers are our men ... 🎶
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remind me why we even have Ofcom, again ...
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Eeee-DAMN!
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The pictures are better on audio ... (with apologies to Milligan)
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*raises a fist in solidarity with the poor old art packers who have to get that one ready for transport*
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Line Of Duty: Mother Of God
Alt: Line Of Duty: Mother Of God
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Man Born To Go Vroom #cofepeeps ⚓🕯️
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lupus' Ruin ...
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Qapla'be'qu'!
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museumsmith @museumsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🎶 Dinner dinner dinner dinner, dinner dinner dinner dinner, RAT BAG! 🎶
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