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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
yeah the women on this app are freaky frogs 😭😭
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
you guys are still alive?
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
a regime that doesn’t give you creative freedom <<
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
i switch from my accent to colored then to zimbabwean accent in one sentence 😭😭
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
renting a phone sounds wild.
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
the key to a lasting relationship is not saving the number with any emojis after the name 🙏🏿 thank you for coming to my ted talk
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
i don’t like the gemini slander 😔🤚🏿
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
no one on this app is a good person 🤞🏿
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
😭😭😭
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
good morning to the people in relationships, i hope it ends today 🥺
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
f4 isn’t much of a meal as f2 & f3.
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
me everytime i log into this app 😭😭
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
maybe you should leave this app once again 😭😭 idk why i even bother w you
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
R600 p/m 🥲 apple the day i catch you
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
i missed this app. 😭 you idiots are cool.
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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a man with a beard wearing a black nike shirt stands in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a black nike shirt stands in front of a crowd of people .
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
freaky fogs are up 🤞🏿
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
oomf RAN 😭 and i can’t even fault her for that. fairs 🫱🏿‍🫲🏽
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
this tyma next to me is drinking black label, and watching tom and jerry
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
god forbid a nigga smokes a little bit of nyaope, here comes the fun police 😒
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
the mistake of writing 2024 instead of 2025 when writing dates <<
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
twitter/x is so toxic, you get exhausted the minute you log in there.
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
how im tryna be like 🥺
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
being a real lover is hard, now why are holding back on telling each other how much we love each other on the first date. 🥲
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
the boys can be so unnecessary at times, why did that guy explode in this other guys p*nis 😭😭😭
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
this weather calls for kingley and go-slow with fine shyt. 🥺
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
this 🤲🏿
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
ya’ll need to bully me to start heading to the gym 😭
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
you could have said EVER. and i would still say good morning gang ✌🏿
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
i’m turning 30 this year 🥲 eh
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
december highlight?
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
what kind of weather is this it’s raining and it’s fucking hot.
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
as soon as they answer you, tag me cause ain’t no way 😭
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
3 girls to be exact.
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
i remember oomf once asked me if i’m in a gang 😭😭 there’s alot that happens on this streets
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
you telling me not everyone has a sextape?? 🙃
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
season two of squid game was so ass 🥲 wasted my time.
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
honestly i’m having the best december.
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
i fucked up, didn’t i? 😔
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
replace wings with …nvm
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
need it 🥺
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
let’s go out and play w other kids.
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
yesterday was so funny man 😭😭 i mean why did you take the guys wheels cause he was trying to talk to your girl.
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LesegoM @segom.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I really need it to be the 1st of Jan 2025😒
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
silly me i’m just the prefect ending for this trilogy.
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
let me keep quiet.
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
i hear you personally.
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
my mind isn’t in it anymore. 😩
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
nothing a cold drink can’t fix
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malume shakes. @musareeds.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
sometimes be a lady 😭😭
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