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Murray Magpie

@murraymagpie.bsky.social
118 followers 165 following 367 posts

Aspiring novelist, musician, and seller of chemicals Likes: garlic bread, crime fiction, Mexican spice blending Dislikes: Nazis, racists, apologists for same

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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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a close up of a bald man wearing sunglasses
Alt: Morpheus smiling in triumph
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I hear it might be this guy
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Chooks vibing in a corner of the backyard
Five chickens huddled in various attitudes under a potting bench in the morning sunshine
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Well done! I wrote a song called Happy hour once, slightly less successful😭
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Abandoned house in South Australian outback
The remains of a stone cottage rest in a windswept field in the sunshine. Some of the walls still stand amongst piles of rubble. A pair of crows hover above it, and far in the distance a faded blue range of hills peek over the horizon.
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Street reflection, Peterborough, South Australia
Reflection in a plate glass window. Across the street the old Hawker town hall can be seen, the word peace over the doorway. In the window aboriginal artworks are displayed.
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Dodgem car appears, whisks them away
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
The beatings will continue until morale improves
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Why do you want to store a kangaroo in your skin pouch?
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Incredible movie I finally got around to seeing In Bruges recently as well and wow
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Don’t forget Australia
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
He played this same guitar when I saw him twenty years ago
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Exercising my rights by swatting at things with my huge bear arms
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
We certainly hope she gets everything she deserves
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Entertainment at Adelaide’s Central market
Two accordion players serenade a cheerful older couple outside Marinos Deli, with a no doubt well loved song from years gone by
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Look in the mirror and I’ll tell you
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth open
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth open
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
He does sound like a scallywag
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
We have a new swear!!
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
What’s the charge, throwing a succulent Chinese roll?
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Peninsula sunset
Back yard at dusk, a brilliant pink and orange sunset in the western sky. In the foreground to the left a chicken pauses at the entrance of her boudoir, perhaps contemplating the fleeting nature of beauty.
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Actually a whippet
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Big overlap with orbit skeptics and dog autism truthers
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Ouch, jorts catching strays here
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
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a cartoon character says " why didn t i think of that "
ALT: a cartoon character says " why didn t i think of that "
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I was fuming about this recently
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
And the spoon on the cake!
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Bit of a mismatch at my local gym. I don’t think Nick stands a chance
Two boxers square up in the ring.
The small one with pink gloves is boldly taking on her much larger and seemingly more formidable opponent.
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Actually bacon is not suitable for dogs , Or babies Ok for magpies however
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I just want a thread of menswear guy commenting on Sherlock Holmes’ stylistic choices
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and asking , `` was that wrong ? ''
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and asking , `` was that wrong ? ''
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
His name is actually Eliot Grunzwell
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Flying into Sydney on a cold rainy night
Sydney skyline at night from aeroplane. Part of wing in the foreground to the right, beyond the glittering city lights like a heap of jewels
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Turning on the grill
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Can’t beat the magpie lifestyle
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Ribwich
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Walking to the beach in midwinter, South Australia
A puddle of blue on the path to the beach. The dark blue sea can be seen in the distance beneath a blue and grey sky
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The Elvis one
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The bin men
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Really tugs the heartstrings
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Shelving is the sweetest gig
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
The most handsome and cleverest of toads
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I just want to know where the almanac is
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
How’s it going USA? Holy fuck
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Sunrise over the Adelaide hills, seen from the window of Crowne Plaza hotel
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Tom and Jerry stuff
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
A collection of objects gathering dust on a windowsill. Includes toy Porsche car, model of gorilla, downed warplane, an old-fashioned tanker truck laced with cobwebs. Through the blind slats trees and blue sky can be seen.
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
The path(ology) ain’t pathing
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Murray Magpie @murraymagpie.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
They used to be cool
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