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MurphNturf

@murphnturf.bsky.social
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you go up to the box office and say "one adult for the movie where the whale eats a guy, please" they have to give it to you. There's no law that says you have to say Whalefall or whatever it's called.
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a lot of toddlers are going to be bag holders/exit liquity
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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King Of The Hill Hank Hill
ALT: King Of The Hill Hank Hill
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Everyone should remember @timmiller.bsky.social did not despair when he was hired as senior advisor for the campaign anthropomorphized wet paper bag Jeb (!) Bush
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Everyone should remember that @timmiller.bsky.social didn't despair when he was called "one of the most prominent Republican attack machines in national politics"
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would agree, but also I could not stand to be in the room when the clown he locked his bike to turns scary
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biggerinjapan.bsky.social @biggerinjapan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If we get rid of the death penalty, how will the Christians be able to execute Jesus again when he comes back and tells them that they have failed him and need to be more kind?
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AND SEE DIGGER!!!
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
let’s all go to da movies
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?
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Ghostbusters Egon Spengler Eating
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
someone slap the shit out of this guy, please
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Prince of Darkness (1987)
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Rick Schmitz @rickschmitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST KISS
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
recording a podcast about the second greatest movie of all time
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Vigo The Carpathian Ghostbusters
ALT: Vigo The Carpathian Ghostbusters
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Red Dwarf: Mr Flibble's Evil Plan
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Trouble with Tribbles is that they have no mouth for me to kiss
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
one of these things is not like the other one of these things just doesn't belong
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hell of a town
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Same basic feelings, just more sad now
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Calliope @calliope5431.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thousand-year-old decadent orange emperor that destroys the universe's sole source of transport fuel in pursuit of a new paradigm where it's no longer necessary. Leto II Atreides, or Donald John Trump?
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
About to check out The Battle of Algiers Let’s see how I feel about political violence afterwards
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Starting Spookoween by finishing out the Witchcraft series 12-18
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'M still excited to see it
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh no, I'm being directed to go and watch the Chris Hansen movie because I created the worst term ever
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
is that a thing?
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Goongling
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok, cute TSA message about a lost belt… That gets you some points on sendoff
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We all know that partner that it reminds us of
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But in like an exhausting way
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LA is very neat
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pacific Ocean is still there in case anyone was wondering
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Forgot to post this when we landed, but goddam
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And I totally forgot to bring up one of my favorite bits that I think about all the time bsky.app/profile/murp...
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AND THEN I ran into @jordanmorris.bsky.social on the way to the statue garden
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had an awesome day at @lucasmuseum.bsky.social and even ran into GLTS producer @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social who was the NICEST GUY and even approached me because of my GLTS hat
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Landed in LA Got here too early and have to spend 26 minutes on the runway
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We have the best airport cause we have a movie theater while you wait
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LA bound baby
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Chanel Oberlin Pouting in Pink Fur Coat
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’d rather be a mural than a fascist
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just watched it for Year of the Schrader, cause I guess he did a pass on it at some point. It's awful... Like painfully dull
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I bet all of those CEOs are so happy with their Dear Leader and his choices
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just got back from seeing it at that theater it was ok
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Uncanny
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Props to the guy driving around in the teal Charger blast Chris Isaak
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
just a reminder, the current administration thinks we shouldn’t regulate AI at all cool, cool, cool
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
now watching (with dinner)
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We've programed performance anxiety. An amazing feat.
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MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Society feels like when your car is making a horrible sound, but you just don't want to look under the hood. Every mile you don't take it to the mechanic is more it'll end up costing
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