Reposted by MurphNturfDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you go up to the box office and say "one adult for the movie where the whale eats a guy, please" they have to give it to you. There's no law that says you have to say Whalefall or whatever it's called. 58121091
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026a lot of toddlers are going to be bag holders/exit liquity 000
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comKing Of The Hill Hank HillALT: King Of The Hill Hank Hill 000
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Everyone should remember @timmiller.bsky.social did not despair when he was hired as senior advisor for the campaign anthropomorphized wet paper bag Jeb (!) Bush 000
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Everyone should remember that @timmiller.bsky.social didn't despair when he was called "one of the most prominent Republican attack machines in national politics" 100
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I would agree, but also I could not stand to be in the room when the clown he locked his bike to turns scary 020
Reposted by MurphNturfbiggerinjapan.bsky.social @biggerinjapan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If we get rid of the death penalty, how will the Christians be able to execute Jesus again when he comes back and tells them that they have failed him and need to be more kind? 01478
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?static.klipy.comGhostbusters Egon Spengler EatingALT: Ghostbusters Egon Spengler Eating 000
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comPrince of Darkness (1987)ALT: Prince of Darkness (1987) 000
Reposted by MurphNturfRick Schmitz @rickschmitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST KISS 011
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026recording a podcast about the second greatest movie of all timestatic.klipy.comVigo The Carpathian GhostbustersALT: Vigo The Carpathian Ghostbusters 001
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comRed Dwarf: Mr Flibble's Evil PlanALT: Red Dwarf: Mr Flibble's Evil Plan 000
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 The Trouble with Tribbles is that they have no mouth for me to kiss 121
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026one of these things is not like the other one of these things just doesn't belong 030
Reposted by MurphNturfCalliope @calliope5431.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thousand-year-old decadent orange emperor that destroys the universe's sole source of transport fuel in pursuit of a new paradigm where it's no longer necessary. Leto II Atreides, or Donald John Trump? 013729
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026About to check out The Battle of Algiers Let’s see how I feel about political violence afterwards 100
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Starting Spookoween by finishing out the Witchcraft series 12-18 000
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026oh no, I'm being directed to go and watch the Chris Hansen movie because I created the worst term ever 000
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ok, cute TSA message about a lost belt… That gets you some points on sendoff 000
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Pacific Ocean is still there in case anyone was wondering 010
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026And I totally forgot to bring up one of my favorite bits that I think about all the time bsky.app/profile/murp... 000
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026AND THEN I ran into @jordanmorris.bsky.social on the way to the statue garden 110
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Had an awesome day at @lucasmuseum.bsky.social and even ran into GLTS producer @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social who was the NICEST GUY and even approached me because of my GLTS hat 1121
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Landed in LA Got here too early and have to spend 26 minutes on the runway 001
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We have the best airport cause we have a movie theater while you wait 000
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comChanel Oberlin Pouting in Pink Fur CoatALT: Chanel Oberlin Pouting in Pink Fur Coat 010
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I just watched it for Year of the Schrader, cause I guess he did a pass on it at some point. It's awful... Like painfully dull 120
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I bet all of those CEOs are so happy with their Dear Leader and his choices 000
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I just got back from seeing it at that theater it was ok 000
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Props to the guy driving around in the teal Charger blast Chris Isaak 001
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026just a reminder, the current administration thinks we shouldn’t regulate AI at all cool, cool, cool 000
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We've programed performance anxiety. An amazing feat. 000
MurphNturf @murphnturf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Society feels like when your car is making a horrible sound, but you just don't want to look under the hood. Every mile you don't take it to the mechanic is more it'll end up costing 000