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Murphis

@murphis.bsky.social
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Oi eh?

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Murphis @murphis.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Computer, show me Lincoln’s Gettysburg address but replace every “s” with “$”. Computer: “Four $core and $even year$ ago…”
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a man driving a car with the words " i gotta figure out how to make money on this !! "
ALT: a man driving a car with the words " i gotta figure out how to make money on this !! "
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Murphis @murphis.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
GOD DAMNIT! Why couldn’t the guy posting Muppet history on Twitter be fucking normal and not sexually harass people. Donating to this patreon was like buying subway from 2000 to 2015! Indirectly funding bad shit.
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Murphis @murphis.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
Nah wait. It’s good again.
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Murphis @murphis.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
Holy shit! HOLY SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Murphis @murphis.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
There’s an epidemic on Twitter and it’s the first time I’ve thought about leaving it for real
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Murphis @murphis.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
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Murphis @murphis.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
I can’t leave twitter. That’s where the lady who poses nude tells me to put in my footy tips
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Murphis @murphis.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
Fuck the Bombers
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Murphis @murphis.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
What the fuck does this even mean?!
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Murphis @murphis.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
Good Friday- Sad, about a dude getting absolutely fucked up Easter Sunday - Dude wakes up and people question whether he was dead at all Easter Saturday - JESUS IN HELL BUSTING DOWN DOORS AND KICKING THE DEVIL’S ASS
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Murphis @murphis.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
You absolute fucking cuck! You take that back
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Murphis @murphis.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
Fuck the Bombers
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Murphis @murphis.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
I just joined and I’m catching strays! What the fuck is this!
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Murphis @murphis.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
Rate my ramen!
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Murphis @murphis.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
Since there’s no one here, I’m going to just steal things from Twitter and post them as my own.
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Murphis @murphis.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
Ana De Armas from Knives out?
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Murphis @murphis.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
Is this the good Twitter knockoff?
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