Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 19/08/2026My whole life is “no you don’t understand he’s mental” 010
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I’m sorry but the goaltender for Cabo Verde is so, so hot somehow. 110
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’m not happy about seeing Melanie so sad, but I do like seeing Aniya give her the friendship speech right back, and I’ve watched enough crack ship edits to hope Caleb can get her. 000
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I do think Titi is perfect reality tv in part because she is so pretty, and in part because she is like just the right combo of delusional and very smart. 000
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Megan complementing Aniya yessssss I love this for her. 000
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Melanie being such a good friend to Aniya is lovely to see but it makes the Sincere thing even worse. 000
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 26/06/2026This chat between Aniya, Melanie, and Kayda on love island feels like a summit of the prettiest people you have ever seen. 000
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 19/06/2026AND I GOT A FEELINGGGGG WOUNDS ARE HEALINGGG, TALKING ON THE PHONEEEEEEE 000
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 13/06/2026At the hotel bar tonight there was an Australian guy who was clearly trying to hit on us, I went to the bathroom and my bff FULLY took the opportunity to imply she was very lucky to “be with me” 😅 he went to bed 020
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Months ago I told my friend that I wanted to see a specific play in NYC (Oh! Mary) and she was on board, literally no questions asked. Today we’re in New York to see it tonight and she turns to me and says “wait is this a comedy???”. 100
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Today I learned you can buy caskets through Costco and I just want it on the record that I would like to be buried in one so I can be in Costco goods in death as I was in life. 010
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I’ve recently discovered that my best friend is routinely naming one of my defining characteristics as “big boobs” to strangers when she is trying to help them identify me. She will name other stuff but always the boobs. 000
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Another annual eye dr appointment. Another of his joke books. 🙃 000
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Apparently Dennis Casey, member of Flogging Molly, was just hanging in my neighborhood bar today for the Easter party. And I didn’t realize. AND WAS PUTTING FLOGGING MOLLY ON THE JUKEBOX. 000
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Tonight I met a friend of a friend who joined in on our trivia team. And we got first place. Then she pointed out her ex at the bar and I’ve been doing NOTHING but mean mugging in his general direction. 010
Reposted by Vincent AdultwomanKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I had a relative who started giving people ball point pens when her dementia got really bad, don't know what made me think of that just now 1213357607
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Also, Lady Gaga looked incredible, little monster fo life 000
Reposted by Vincent AdultwomanMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 05/02/2026This happens with*everything* now. No matter how grave the crime or one-dimensional the injustice, after four days the hivemind of American punditry decides that the Real Story is how the people upset about it are the real villains. 444197739
Reposted by Vincent AdultwomanGreg Bartell @gregbartell.bsky.social · 06/02/2026This sort of smug, dismissive superiority from pundits - "oh, you were naive to think anything could be better" - is defeatist and lazy. There are a million different ways the world isn't the way it should be. That is an invitation for improvement! Use your platform to rally people for change! 430533
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Sometimes having an anxious mom is a bit annoying but then sometimes you’re a grown woman worried about your elevated blood pressure and she’s ready to wrap you in a blanket and take you to the ER herself. 010
Reposted by Vincent Adultwomanfloating in lotus position @gallantdimwit.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Minneapolis and Saint Paul have basically mobilized into a war economy of mutual aid and non-violent defense. I’ve never seen anything like it, even during Covid. People who barely vote are guarding their schools from ICE and doing the shopping for neighbors in hiding. 89125393188
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Has Tony romo seen Heated rivalry? I think he would like it. 130
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Last night my friend was talking about how not only does she remember the full government name of the child who bit her when she was in preschool, she knows what she is currently up to and her location. 000
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Being productive because you’re supposed to < being productive out of spite 000
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I wish I could text my dog so I could send him pictures of other employed dogs. So he can get the hint. 000
Reposted by Vincent AdultwomanITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 27/11/2025thinking of her today 4658411636
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 22/11/2025If we beam any movies into space for the aliens it should 1000% be lord of the rings 010
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Hey so whoever on the bills team has let Josh get sacked this many times tonight just know I’m pissed at you 010
Reposted by Vincent AdultwomanJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out. 55267222723
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 09/11/2025I have had a tummy ache all day so I think the Bills should get a do over. 010
Reposted by Vincent AdultwomanErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 09/11/2025C’mon Bills you’re making Josh Allen sad. That’s like making a golden retriever puppy sad. Nobody wants to see a golden retriever puppy sad. 1151
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I think they should release the Epstein files but I also think it wouldn’t matter if trump is in there. MAGA Won’t care. 010
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Part of me really wants to see Good Boy and part of me is terrified I will ugly cry. 000
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 08/10/2025It’s that time of year again! The time when my sisters use our group chat to discuss love is blind, a show I do not watch, so I’m just watching the texts roll in like 🧍♀️ 010
Reposted by Vincent AdultwomanAnil Dash @anildash.com · 04/10/2025One first step people should do to respond to this is start using the “report a speed trap” function in Apple Maps to report where ICE is operating. Make Apple party to the attempt to protect people. 5335241401
Reposted by Vincent AdultwomanMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Being a podcaster costs $40 for a decent mic and $18 per month for hosting. The hard part is having something interesting to say. Get a degree in that! 19126295
Reposted by Vincent AdultwomanMike Royce @mikeroyce.bsky.social · 19/09/2025and a retired meteorologist shall lead us 3234311358
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 08/09/2025BILLS SCORE HOW MANY IN THE LAST QUARTER?!? (I’m in bed)media.tenor.coma girl in a striped shirt is sitting on a bed in a dark roomALT: a girl in a striped shirt is sitting on a bed in a dark room 130
Reposted by Vincent AdultwomanErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Oh my god we’re gonna have to watch ads for joining ICE for the whole fucking football season aren’t we. This shit is so impossibly fucking dystopian JFC. 2642754
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I was telling a story to Kim and included a reference to Wario, who she didn’t not know, and then when I was trying to connect it to the Mario universe she cocks her head and toes “you mean like Luigi’s brother?” 010
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I’ve been in the Pacific Nothwest for 15 minutes, in what is probably the nicest time of the year but oh boy I love it. 010
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 07/08/2025I’m at a Mariners game with Sarah and she wants me to cheer for someone called “The Big Dumper”?!!?!? 110
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 30/07/2025If I see any tweets about a woman pouring a whole watermelon white law into her Stanley cup on the Long Island railroad I’m gonna be PISSED. 020
Reposted by Vincent Adultwomaninthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 24/07/2025here's a death you can actually mourn www.whec.com/top-news/roc...whec.comRochester music legend Chuck Mangione has died at age 84Chuck Mangione, the Rochester jazz legend who created hits like "Feels So Good", has died, his attorney confirmed. 16636201217
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 21/07/2025My friend watched k-pop demon hunters last night. 030
Vincent Adultwoman @murph-it-up.bsky.social · 14/07/2025I’m kinda obsessed with the main guy at my local auto shop. He gives out major aggrieved girl dad energy. He’s like half annoyed all the time but never AT you, and he’s always so upfront about what’s going on with your car, the cost and willing to explain it in layman’s terms. 010
