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Pippa 🦇

@murderbots.bsky.social
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Henry Winter’s cigarette. Vroom Vroom. Capricorn/Saturnal mess. Chaos bisexual. Deny me and be doomed. Fix your hearts or die. She/Her | CT

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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Found out today my cousin works for and on the car of my fave Indy driver and I’m gonna go yeet myself through a window over this news
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
As someone with OCD and constantly convinced I have sepsis for no reason I need the world to know that I did not know pneumonia could cause sepsis and now I’m spiraling
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Welp
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Well what great timing to be unemployed and seeking community again. My heart goes out to his family - after being so open with struggles and finally a daughter. A legacy career
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
POV your friends just get you
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
My friend who I keep hiring everywhere I work bc he’s an angel surprised me and got us tickets to one of my favorite bands final tours bc I thought I wasn’t going to be able to go bc I got dates confused and im CRYING
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Update didn’t even make it out of the airport without a crazy woman screaming at me because I asked her not to touch me
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Hi Baltimore
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I just found an Ethel Cain x Disney mash up shirt and I am SCREAMING
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Anyway nice to see everyone again coming at you from my everything shower and dirty mirror to wish you all a good night and happy Tyler Reddick 500
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
A trump hating driver winning on the 25th anniversary of dales passing just feels right in a positive way 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Mike Joy: gotta give props to bubba there be really wheeled to avoid it getting even worse just really good driving there Clint: good job Tyler Reddick!
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Delroy Lindo Appreciation Society President @tomengelsdesk.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I KNOW THATS FUCKIN RIGHT
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The people’s princess 🥹
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I’m sorry I’d chase just sitting on the wall crying bc that’s hilarious
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
AYOOOOOOOOO
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I thought about taking a Xanax earlier (not race related) but now I kind of wish I had
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Place your bets on OT folks
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
If McDowell takes another one then I will know with 100% certainty god is not real
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Is he out of GAS
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Had a jump scare seeing the 21 then remembered we were all marked safe from Matty D years ago
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Today at work people kept asking if I’ve been to Daytona and I just kept telling them about how one time I went to the Olive Garden across from it and ate 15 breadsticks
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
If preece wins this I will be inconsolable
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Some of my friends bet on the race and are frantically texting me what it means if there guy is in whatever position rn and I’m just like bbs 9 times out of 10 they crash over the finish line it doesn’t matter
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Figure skating is so funny bc everyone’s blaming ice and this and that for the falls in the men’s free program but if that’s the case then Misha deserved to win even more for skating so well on the supposed awful ice??
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
POV your uncle knows what’s up
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
BESTIES UP FRONT??
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
ADHD is having the 500 and Olympic figure skating up at the same time
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
HELP
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Matt got a ps5 im so excited to romance the sexy elf man
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Listen the guy who skated in a stillsuit won that’s all I care about
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Ocasio 64 is SO FUNNY
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
God I hate the patriots
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
SCREAMING
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Does anyone know the best/cheapest way from BWI to downtown DC? 🥺
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The accuracy on the Pitt stays insane bc there’s a racing family and they’re all yell speaking bc obviously none of them can hear well
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I keep seeing so many things about adhd meds and feeling like a zombie or not feeling well and idk maybe those meds aren’t right for you then bc I’ve never felt more able to be myself and slow down before in my life
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Baby girl
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
God I hate purple but I love figment it’s like neurodivergent cognitive dissonance and I hate it
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I still can’t believe I saw Robyn on NYE
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Me, choosing names for our pets: I like these weird book or character references Me for our next dog: I want to name it jellybean I like jellybeans
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Day 2 in Florida still haven’t seen a fucking alligator
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Trump: you’re arrested for xyz so I can announce my occupation of your country before even occupying it Also trump: pardoned someone a month ago for the same shit (“If somebody sells drugs in that country, that doesn’t mean you arrest the president and put him in jail for the rest of his life”)
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
We got delayed at the airport today when they had to announce all flights to San Juan or out of San Juan were grounded “because Venezuela” and I just woke up from a nap to more BS I can’t
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
36 💕
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Behehehhee
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
What do you MEAN pac sun did a collab w one of my fave niche-ish museums and have 2 things that aren’t even cute of my favorite niche medieval art?! UGH
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
One of my favorite things is when pretentious people who haven’t even spent a second getting to know me just assume I’m uncultured and boring and then I hit them with the yeah I sat through a 5 hour play a few weeks ago for funsies
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Pippa 🦇 @murderbots.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Today I wrote 1500 pages after making a playlist instead of an outline and if that ain’t adhd idk what is
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