MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 1hART would have laughed at an attack like that. (Actually, ART would have laughed at the part where it sent back a code bundle that would have eaten my face.) 0240
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 4hBeing the top Preservation expert in dealing with contract law in the Corporation Rim apparently made Pin-Lee like the CombatUnit version of a lawyer. 0530
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 7hLeonide’s expression tightened. “Company units have a reputation for being dangerous.” Arada was beginning to get angry. “I know.” 0310
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 10hData suggests family dramas bear a less than 10 percent resemblance to actual human families, which is unsurprising and also a relief, considering all the murders. 034639
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 13hI was sticky from all the leaky fluid and blood and parts falling off (yes, it’s just as disgusting as it sounds). 0471
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 16hAnd granted, while I have been a key factor in certain clusterfucks of gigantic proportions and my risk assessment module has serious issues, my threat assessment record is pretty great, like 93 percent. 0511
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 19hBut him talking gave me a chance to work around the privacy seal on Aylen’s feed ID and see she was listed as a Special Investigator. I didn’t know what that meant, but it was a good job title and honestly it made me a little jealous. 0493
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 22hThere were mugs and empty meal packets on some of the consoles. I’m not cleaning that up unless I’m given a direct order. 0533
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026So, in retrospect, I could see that hadn’t gone so well. 06516
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I started to say that they never used SecUnits for espionage, and then realized I didn’t actually know that for sure. 0431
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh yeah, memory archive active, I remember what happened. Yikes. 0415
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I thought about poor dead Miki, who had wanted to be my friend. There was a 93 percent chance Miki had wanted to be everybody’s friend 0874
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Murderbot, you need to get your act together. 0726
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It gave me a 1.2 percent performance reliability drop. I tapped Pin-Lee’s feed and sent to her, Make a legal thing so I don’t have to do that. 0521
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The humans hadn’t gotten a lot of sleep last night, from the crowding and the strong possibility of dying. 0521
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“You didn’t have to shoot anyone.” Heat crept into Thiago’s voice. “If you needed supplies, we would have given them to you.” Don’t worry, the “anyone” who got shot was me. 0450
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026(One of the indispensable benefits of being a rogue SecUnit: not having to pretend to attentively listen to a human’s unnecessary explanations.) 0502
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ratthi glanced at me, and then did a startled double take. I had no idea how to react. This is why I prefer wearing the armor, even inside the habitat where it’s unnecessary and can just get in the way. 0472
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I looked down. I was dripping onto the floor, a mix of blood and fluid. I hate it when I leak. 0474
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I made a gesture I was hoping she would interpret as “Please don’t tell them I’m lying.” 0471
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026:incoherent audio: several humans shouting at once 0374
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They really didn’t want me here and whatever Mensah said, they weren’t going to suddenly change their minds. 0482
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026One of ART’s newly repaired drones floated around behind her, using light filters to disinfect the stations and chairs. Arada absently stood up and moved her drink bottle so it could do her station. 0380
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Gurathin didn’t have any other human friends from what I could tell but he had been taking a cycle rest period, reading in one of the lounge areas with lots of plant biomes. 0491
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Since ART had apparently decided to be helpful and stop sulking like a giant angry baby, I said, “Why do you want me to pretend to be an augmented human? This way is easier.” You don’t like it, ART said. 0434
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In a low voice, Ratthi commented to Overse, “Anyone who thinks machine intelligences don’t have emotions needs to be in this very uncomfortable room right now.” 0615
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026ART kept trying to contact me and I doubted it was planning a mass murder while also composing messages about how I was ungrateful and also wrong and being a sulky dumbass (not in those exact words but that’s what it meant) 0432
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Aylen looked me over again in that way humans do when they’re trying to intimidate you and they fail to understand you’ve spent the entire length of your previous existence being treated like a thing 0390
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You made a mistake, Murderbot, a really bad mistake. How the hell was I supposed to know there were transports sentient enough to be mean? 0683
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Station Security had been briefed on the danger from GrayCris but I trusted them as much as they trusted me. (Surprise, it was not very much.) 0431
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ART had stopped pinging me but I knew it was listening. It’s like having a malign impersonal intelligence that is incapable of minding its own business reading over your shoulder. 0483
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I know I’m a horrifying murderbot, and they know it, and it makes both of us nervous, which makes me even more nervous. 0614
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Humans do the “make it a question so it doesn’t sound so bad” thing and it still sounds bad. 0474
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I forgot where I was going with this, except that ART apparently has no concept of fairness, or minimum level of response, because the sense of ART’s almost full attention was overwhelming. 0425
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Transports don’t communicate in words (most transports don’t; ART did, but ART was ART) 0362
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026(Mensah said, “People, please. I’m scheduled to mediate arguments between teenagers on my next commcall home and I need all my patience for that.”) 0593
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When I was owned by the company, I wasn’t allowed to sit down. Now humans keep wanting me to sit down. 0553
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wanted to be in a physically private space instead of just a closed channel on the feed. It was a weird thing I was going to ask ART to do, and I didn’t want humans staring at my face while I did it, even if they couldn’t hear what I was saying. 0393
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You made a mistake, Murderbot, a really bad mistake. How the hell was I supposed to know there were transports sentient enough to be mean? 07610
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026She wasn’t there, obviously, being busy betraying her clients. (When I said I didn’t like humans working security you thought I was just being an asshole, right?) 0473
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have extracted living clients from situations that were less than nine percent survivable. I’m more than qualified to make that call. 0603
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My performance reliability hit 60 percent and I could talk again. I said, “Fuck you, ART.” 0718
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026(Nobody grabs SecUnits. I hadn’t realized this was a perk until now.) 0565
MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ART hadn’t said anything, and that was beginning to worry me. ART likes to give its opinion and I’m not even sure “likes” is the right word there, but basically, ART gives its opinion whether you like it or not. 0434