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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Jesus christ I just heard someone utter the phrase "post-Lenin" america if you're wondering how things are going in the rural midwest.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

People don't know the lore. Hitmonlee at wide receiver with the damn stretchy noodle arms would be unstoppable. Lickitung at running back! Who wants the ball back when its covered in slobber? Just hope he doesn't swallow.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Alakazam at wide receiver would be the most injury prone player of all time.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I believe the Toilet Bowl Cleaners have a song about this but it's less about the diet but more about the diarrhea he had beforehand. It's on one of their albums about poop.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The defense low key looks like they might not be ass

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Bears getting the Jets to jump on that just feels mean

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s because when the Bears are bad, they’re an embarrassing shitshow that gets a billion penalties, and fans refuse to believe the team is just that terrible. Bears have gotten a good whistle this season because they aren’t dogshit.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Do not subject me to Texas. If I wanted to live there I would.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Why am I seeing advertising for a Texas senate race in Illinois

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What would a Beaver Bother match look like

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Clockwork Carnage is a Donkey Kong 64 ass name and I’m currently playing DK64 so this is great lmao #AEW

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I shouldn’t be surprised by this but Kofi genuinely seems like he’ll have no problem hanging with AEW’s main event style if the time comes. He could slot in vs Will or Kenny

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

MLS is good as long as you’re a fan of a good team, and bad if you’re a fan of my team (Chicago Fire, who I only watch to keep myself humble)

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

After 11:30 (approximately) tonight, I’ll have been 4 years sober. Gonna crack open some non-alcoholic beers to celebrate.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Landmarks and learning how to keep track of mile markers and exit numbers. I usually have the GPS on these days but that’s mostly for Waze because it lets me know what traffic ahead is doing and whether there’s cops, construction, etc. I usually memorize my directions before I leave.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Perhaps using my week’s vacation getting into Donkey Kong 64 randomizer was a poor use of time

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Whoever said AEW needs the equivalent of a beach episode after this was 100% correct.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I will always root for Hyan because I was there for what had to have been one of her first times ever working as a heel, and she kept doing heel stuff then corpsing and laughing because it was clear it wasn’t her. The next time I saw her, she had it down but it was so funny. #AEW

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m behind because I started crying and I’m finally to the women’s match. Mercedes in the Derrick Rose gear is the coolest shit ever. #AEW

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I want a Gabe Kidd Squishmallow

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’ve been relating a bit too heavily to the White Sox this season but this one is a bit on the nose.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Becoming a Case Keenum > Caleb guy

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Replace all the bumper music and everything with this game with mariachi and it’d be the best Monday night football broadcast of all time.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

PAC was one of the wrestlers that made me fall back in love with it after I’d fallen out of it.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is an excellent way of putting it. I left the church a long time ago but atheism never felt right for me. I just know the way I go about faith wouldn’t vibe with the religious people in my life so I keep it to myself.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Northwestern just ran the funniest play I think I’ve ever seen. Arena Football should come back.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My only issue with this list is it has no cartoon or anime representation. Where is ATLA? Fullmetal Alchemist?

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

See if you're a journalist all you have to do to find a job is move to the middle of fucking nowhere and get paid $40k a year to cover a region literally the size of New England. (My company is struggling to find a journalist that will live here)

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Doesn’t he realize the only way to keep people out of AEW is to have @davidbix.com make the demand?

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Tbf Brody is there so barking is expected

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I naninf'd on Balatro again and this time it was a run that actually took talent and not one where I just kept getting insanely lucky. I don't think I'll ever do it again. It took four hours.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

First, check if they're scratch and sniff

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Look, I think it's fine to make fun of Caleb for overreacting a bit the same way I make fun of myself when I twist my ankle or sit in my desk chair too long and my back hurts. Sometimes, you just gotta scream.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Bright side I won’t have to hear any dipshits beg for Bagent for a while.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Tried the Cryptid mod for Balatro and my best hand required Funkytown to play on a loop. I have a migraine.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ordered an assload of pizza, Cubs are on, and work is done. Not a single thought in my head. Shit rules.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We're all working for free.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is a shitpost, but it might also be true: Bluesky is the only part of AEW's marketing game that doesn't suck ass.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Have you tried getting way too attached to the only good football team you've ever seen in 2006 and then waiting 20 years for it to happen a second time?

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I can't be trusted as an authority on anything because ever since the Bears win on Sunday I've just been too happy. My opinion on everything is too positive.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is not the fed where signing there is pretty much retirement. I'm not even a big indie wrestling guy, and I've seen half the roster on shows.

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“No Gimmicks Needed” Steve the Samurai #AEW

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

They're trying so hard to get Hollywood to bite and it's just not happening, leading to stuff like this lol

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The dating apps are a nightmare. I’d rather die alone lol

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Bears looking like when I play moments on my Madden franchise (this includes making hilariously bad defensive plays and giving up touchdowns)

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Ronjon Jones @murb93.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

They should make a journalism version of The Pitt

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