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Murasaki Kiwi

@murasakikiwi.bsky.social
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A figment of your imagination living in a country off the map

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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
How can the bloody Pūkeko be a #birdoftheyear contender?
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Kyhwana Pardus @kyhwana.org · 31/07/2025
#internetNZ agm member motion votes live results at www.mi-vote.com/secure/inter...
mi-vote.com
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 31/07/2025
Here we go! 😬
Photo of a can of Behemoth Chur IPA in front of a screen that says "InternetNZ AGM 2025”
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Why the fuck are you using AI slop as your cover? This is insulting cultural appropriation and exploitation. Do better #aislop #kikorangi
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Oh for a government that posts on here rather than uses large social media teams to post cringe TikToks of Luxfail #nzpol
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
48 hrs??
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Not just one suburb. Fuck the Mowbrays and their helicopters. No confidence on any of the other feedback for Western Springs being taken into account, money talks #nzpol
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NinjaKitty 忍者キティ🥷🐈‍⬛ @ninjakitty.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I took a screenshot As the bottle drains And the glass it falls When the music starts And the flags they gall Wanker me, wanker me Wanker me, wanker me I will drink up all your beers for free, Wanker me, wanker me and I'll shout a lot of racist scree, Wanker me, wanker me, wanker me
Darren Watson @DarrenWatson_NZ

With due apologies to the Don. #nzpol

As the bottle drains 
And the glass it falls
When the music starts 
And the flags they gall
Wanker me, wanker me
Wanker me, wanker me
I will drink up all your beers for free, Wanker me, wanker me
and I'll shout a lot of racist scree, Wanker me, wanker me, wanker me
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
@healthnewzealand.bsky.social How about a post on Covid and the increase in cases/wastewater reporting? Fluff about "eating well" for winter is all well and good but we need information on this
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KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
#NZPol #Kikorangi
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Kylie @styla73.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
If I got told off by Don McGlashan on camera I would simply remove myself from public life.
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
The MoH is turning from the dark side towards bluer skies. Lots of classy replies as you can well imagine #nzpol bsky.app/profile/heal...
twitter screenshot of Ministry of Health post saying they were cutting down on posting there and posting on Bluesky
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Awww, diddums hit 100 replies with a sad solitary like and disabled replies....
have a sook
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
If the Aussies can kick Dutton out of his own seat, and the Canadians Poilievre, can we dare to dream for a trifecta and good riddance to Lyin' Luxon? #nzpol
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
FFS. The RNZAF Hercules sent to help Vanuatu has apparently had an engine fire and gone to Noumea to be rescued by another plane tomorrow. On top of the Manawanui, how embarrassing, we really are a joke of a country at the moment.
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Simon O'Neill @sjponeill.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Fkn Microsoft rip-off scumbags...have just changed my subscription...share widely... www.consumer.org.nz/articles/you...
consumer.org.nz
You don’t have to pay the Microsoft 365 price increase
Here’s how to keep the price of your subscription the same as it’s always been.
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Yay, the Spinoff's here! bsky.app/profile/thes... #kikorangi #nzpol
bsky.app
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
One of Kikorangi's finest hours. Despite the crap state of the world this week has certainly had a couple of Ao/NZ high points!
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Just popped over to see Burma for the last time before she heads to Australia tomorrow (moving truck already there). Splendid in the evening sun, I’m sure it’s best for her but still sad (and for the keepers/staff who have loved her too). End of an era #kikorangi
Burma the elephant on her last night at 
Auckland Zoo
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
My dad has just tested + for covid again :( I'm ringing healthline to try and find a pharmacy in Auckland which will dispense Paxlovid without a prescription (it had to be a Sunday didn't it?) Am going to get nasal sprays, mouthwash etc - what else can people suggest? #nz #covidisnotover
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Chippy seemed pretty chippy as he was button-holed by the media. Some nice little shade in there about the deputy PM role, the least of Luxfail's problems and the fact it's been 40 (almost biblical) days since the election #nzpol
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Has anyone seen Winston? #coalitionofchaos #nzpol
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
And as we move into Day 18 (we're very close to the end though as we keep being assured) Coalition Cauli is still smiling even if the black spots are spreading #nzpol
Coalition Cauli on day 18, the rot is setting in
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
So, while the clown show continues, who gets paid what? Do incoming MPs get paid from the election (and what about people elected on the day, did the new MP induction and lose on recounts?)? Will Luxflake get backpaid as PM when/if the Coalition of Chaos comes to a gritted teeth agreement? #nzpol
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
Emblematic of the clownshow this whole thing is. "Making great progress" are they? After 33 days, 1 photo op and a brief meeting of the 3 parties? This lot couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery (well, unless they left it to Winnie) #nzpol
Chris Bishop FB post "Debacle of a morning so far. Woke up and couldn’t find a cab. Decided to walk to nearby cafe and get a coffee while waiting for uber. Couldn’t find a cafe. Eventually got to Sky City. No cabs on rank. Nearest uber was ten mins away and was now running late. Decided to get a scooter. For some reason I thought I could have a satchel across me, phone to work out where I was going, hold coffee and also drive the scooter. This didn’t go well. Fell off scooter on Wellesley St. Coffee everywhere, mainly down my front. Ditched coffee. All was well until scooter ran out of battery. Found new scooter then it struggled to get up the hill. Made it in the end. Late."
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Did someone smack Seymour in the face? He looks rather bruised on One news #nzpol
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Fark. It's telling that even ex-Nact ministers are coming out and saying what a disaster a referendum would be. Methinks there may be some buyer's regret and realisation of exactly how useless Luxo is www.stuff.co.nz/national/pol...
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Coalition Cauli definitely looking the worse for wear #nzpol
A sad looking Coalition Cauliflower with googly eyes on day 9
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Mark Baxter @aotearoabadger.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
SkiveNet came self-aware just after second smoko. On the plus side it was in New Zealand so didn't have much in the way of nuclear devices but on the minus side it was at Tiwai Point in Southland with significant manufacturing ability and access to sheep and a seaport.
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Murasaki Kiwi @murasakikiwi.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
“Growth mindset” - bleurgh. Cmon Jessica, ask about dinosaurs…
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