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Muntzert

@muntzert.bsky.social
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Chef, expat, dad, etc.

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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Feynman?
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They just blocked the Palestinian delegates.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Also, wtf, the author's last name is Vieira, which is Spanish for scallop.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It is ridiculous what a difference it makes. As you get used to it, your pedal stroke will change and get more efficient, too. Like, few things make me laugh harder than seeing people riding in full spandex and then sneakers. Folks, you have some insane priorities.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
ED BALLS.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Yeah, as someone who lives in Spain, I have questions about how good that idea is.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Holy shit. That was wild. Thanks for encouraging people to watch it. I don't really play, and I was not expecting that to be a full on great sports moment.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Always a tough one. Is this person misinformed, uninformed, or straight up fucking stupid? It can take a minute to figure it out.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"The English were being huge cunts" is the correct answer.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Natalie Portman. Holy God does the camera not so her justice. And of course I already knew that she's gorgeous, but whoa.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Alexander Shulgin voice:
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Old mandarin Islamic, ppq dungeness, and Taqueria Vallarta are all fantastic. Kin Khao isn't quite a hole in the wall, but it's so fucking delicious. Craftsman and wolves for fancy pastries.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Are you in asturias, or just eating like that?
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Every fucking time. I lived in Australia for a while and it was an adventure learning to drive on the left. The gearshift is in fact a challenge.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Also, learning cities by bike forms a stronger mental map. You're actually on the street, out in the world, and paying lots of attention so as not to die.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Lol, that's *exactly* what my wife was looking for.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
OK, thank you. I was wondering if it was the repeated heating or something like starch retrogradiation&udm where just the act of cooling down triggers big changes. Cool. Gonna go learn more.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Why specifically old coffee?
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I... After reading this, I really want to ask what you do for money. You are so well informed and thoughtful about such a wide variety of topics that it kind of boggles my mind. Like, I'm stoked that I get to get smarter just by following you, but also holy shit how do you know all this stuff.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Sound system gonna bring me back up, right. One thing that I can depend on.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Crank Dat pulled pork
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Something's getting demolished, I'll tell you that.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Doesn't matter. The fix is already in.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Scholomance trilogy by Naomi Novik. Amazing anticapitalist magic school story.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Oh? You know how big the space is even though you've lost your measuring device? I have doubts, personally.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
As far as the nba is concerned, Jalen Rose. It's unlikely that he was the first person with that name, but he was the first high profile Hooper, and now all these kids are Jalens.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The stocks?
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Dylan Harper gonna be a fucking monster too. Spurs killing it in the last few drafts.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Everyone thinks that the "make a freeway to force everyone to drive" thing is a subplot, but it's the whole thing! I mean except for the love story.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Oh, yeah? Let's see you chug beer out of the Larry O'brien.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
So very many facial lacerations.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Ain't nobody putting it in their mouth.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
And also, nobody sees his dick and says "what the fuck".
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Sisyphus's rock gym. You will *never* quit.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Fuck yeah. Thank you!
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
What's the book of old catalán recipes?
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
We didn't do shit to the Swedes. They're born sickos.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Huh. Fucking weird. And yeah, probably not ignorant of what's happening.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
No shit? As in, what she's doing to gather funds for gazans is technically money laundering, or full on illegal scam shit?
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Complicit in what? I think I missed something big here.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
You honestly should. It takes a couple of years to really start producing, and it's obviously a lot of work to keep it covered, but given how fucking expensive it is... And you'll be extremely proud.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Well, he's alive. For now.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Wha...what?
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Lol, yeah. One of my favorite American things is that most men proudly don't know how to cook, but are somehow masters of the grill. Just top tier comedy imo.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
He said bad and irrelevant, not correct and essential. Jeez.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Man, that whole journey took like a year. How much fucking bud did they bring with them?
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I mean, fuck it. You want an f150? Get one. You just have to park it in a European parking garage. Ain't never getting that fucker out.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I have nothing to say that matches the gravity of the situation. I just want peace and safety for everyone targeted by the insane whims of a madman.
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Muntzert @muntzert.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Raptors went on a 31-0 run. Record in the play by play era. Banchero is not the guy.
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