mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Color to capture the magic of kitty opening him up like a can of beans. 010
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Can these people at least reveal who the missing persons are that they skinned so the families can get some closure? 080
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 13/10/2026“JD Vance only aspires to be as good as Shane Gillis” is sadder than any goth poetry ever written. 061
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 13/10/2026That’s going to be quite a big piece for these folks to bite off, chew, and swallow. And quite a bolus to pass through the gut and eke out any meaning. And a helluva big chunk of stool to pass through their sphincters. Not to mention the trouble they’ll have getting it to flush. 010
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Do surfers still moon the train as it goes by? 0140
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 10/10/2026🎶We’re the highlights in your hairdo🎶 🎶The extra arms on Vishnu!🎶 040
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 10/10/2026#2 is specifically a pipe lighter, FYI 020
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Hey nothing’s more real than shitting your pants, scraping away parts of your body - or plastering on new ones, and being an abject toady. 000
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 09/10/2026That’s when you go for the bellehs. 000
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comEdgar MIB TransformationALT: Edgar MIB Transformation 040
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Is it bad I know that’s Christopher Lee? 110
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“I think that all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not. And I’m sick and tired of being told that I am.” 010
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Please tell me I’m missing the Onion logo somewhere on this post… 070
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s just a prime number, and prime numbers are the best numbers of course - just absolutely primo, in fact - and 8647 just so happens to be my favorite of all the primo numbers. 010
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Obligatory “that guy”: for anyone who’s watched Eraserhead on video, you’ve only watched it. You haven’t experienced it. Gotta catch it in a theater with a good sound system because the sound design is one of the primary characters in the movie. 010
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 05/10/2026@funforallages.bsky.social Just listened to the Peter Sellers episode the other day (trying to get caught up on FFAA after finally completing GGACP) and then was at the Amazon returns store and ran across this DVD set. Had to get! 000
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Looks like Supes is bringing his evil there. 000
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comCaptain America: I Understood That ReferenceALT: Captain America: I Understood That Reference 1100
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Excellent to see the brief nod to Dr. Z 000
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026As I recently heard via Melvyn Douglas’s granddaughter - his advice: “When in doubt, order the club sandwich.” 080
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🎶There is nothing you can name🎶 🎶That is anything like a dame!🎶 000
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Every 3-star hotel in Reno is required by law to have one of those. 010
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Scoob, that’s a g-g-g-g-ambulance!! 010
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026…as tall as you want - as high as the moon. The shape of the cornflake makes it so when they’re packed like that all the force goes laterally, so as long as the sides are strong enough it doesn’t matter. 010
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fun fact: Kellogg once hired a physicist to figure out how tall they could make a silo to store cornflakes before the ones on the bottom would be crushed to powder. Turns out… 110
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Would that be a reverse portcullis? 000
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I like the characters, but definitely could use more Lanterning. 000
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The fact that it’s AI generated crap? Any Mad Magazine artist could do better in a couple hours… 000
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Now boys, aren’t we all immature enough to realize that BOTH revenge porn AND ridiculous fantasci-fi are great fun? 000
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I will now use that at work. Often. 110
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Moving the goal posts is their number one skill. 000
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Buy it for the gripping narrative - keep it for the great creamed asparagus recipe. 010
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Don’t forget the highly effective “piano salad” theme used when characters were moving around but not actually doing anything. 000
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Duuuude, I mean…. Duuuude, wouldn’t it be rad if Halloween, like, happened on a Friday the 13th? 010
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you really want to experience those in all their low-def glory, laserdisc is the only answer. Color banding and no details in shadows - aahhhhhh…. 010
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Someone needs to tell Kevin his Thing is kind of small… 000
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Some ancillary character named Duke Fartknocker 000
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Name em Linc - half Lincoln you see… 010
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Was driving with my kid and he said, “Your hands look old.” Even E.T. couldn’t fix that “ouch”. 000
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 21/09/2026He came to chew bubblegum and kick ass - and he’s all out of covfefe… 000
mummifiedclown.bsky.social @mummifiedclown.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you want to immerse yourself in Laurie (which I highly recommend) check out United States Live. 160
