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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
🤭🤭
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Idk what to doooooo argghhh
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Bluesky my baby were so back
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Rubbing my feet and flirting with multiple men. This is actually fun
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Lmfaoooo people on IG actually think I just had a baby😭 I was literally in the club two weeks ago wym
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
My sister said she doesn’t know if she wants to take up her fiancé’s name because she’s worked so hard. And he said if it would make her comfortable, he wouldn’t mind if they hyphenated both their names. I’m in the backseat about to jump out the car.
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
These people keep asking if I’m excited for my birthday so they better have something planned ndafya me I’m here enjoying my birthday depression bani yamba beka
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Pros: A baby Cons: Tied to this useless ass family for life
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Everyone’s calling me to ask where her fuckass boyfriend was as if I’m his keeper😭😭
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Good luck to whoever has to buy my engagement ring. Unfortunately I can spot fake/cheap rocks from a mile away
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
So prettyyyy
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
That dress has brought back lost lovers, and it’s like you didn’t know I was hot when you were dogging me out or what? Lemme even lock the house
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I’m glad at least one Linda is getting the romantic love they want and deserve. Because it’s been a very very traumatising experience witnessing evil Linda’s relationship😭 I love her but I really wish she loved herself enough not to make certain decisions
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
My mum’s from telling me my foundation is too dark for me and I’m just going to take the advice without crashing out #NewYearNewMe At least she said she’ll get me a new one
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SATIVA @linnnbabyyy.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I get that it’s easier to share the bad things that happened in your relationship once it’s done but I think you must only share once you’re done done because how do you get back w someone when you told your friend “He’s never given me anything! Only a yeast infection from his whoring!” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Woke up to drink water and found my mum🤣 all she said is “mukulu wako ni ofunta”😭
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Making popcorn at 03, if my mum finds me I’m in troubleeeeee
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I’ve really stopped doing talking stages and I love that for me.
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
My mum telling everyone at the dining table that she had to ask my sister’s boyfriend to contribute towards the baby’s clothes/blanket😭😭
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Also that thing about the difference between a girlfriend and a girl with a boyfriend.
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Please useless boyfriends/husbands trigger something in me🤣 She needs to give birth and go back to her man because no ways
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Poor pussy management pisses me off so much
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I’m already upset that my nephew is going to be born into such a dynamic where his father couldn’t even buy his mum a maternity dress or food for her cravings
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Someone who’s broke but somehow the breadwinner of her relationship w a useless bd, asking me why I don’t intend of having kids until my late 30s and why my generation doesn’t want kids is hilarious
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I keep telling my mum I just need the hormonal IUD. Ndafya I’ll die at this rate
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
My acne scars need to disappear already. I’m so tired omg
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Awwww I’m gonna be an aunty We’ll seriously have to steal this baby from his parents
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miss girl @newbody.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I told some man I don’t club and it’s so funny how EVERY TIME I’m out with Linda doing nothing related to drinking or partying there’s some big event happening and I look like a liar😭🤚🏽 “Out again” yea but not Gabzy or Supa Soft pls believe me I’m a star
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
“So you’ll tell your best friend about this?” Well yeah😌 ykw? hell yeah
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
We’re supposed to be scared of a business owner?😭 I’ve laughed
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
This one’s talking to her useless man in my presence and it’s angering me😭 I feel so bad for mum who has to hear this interaction everyday
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
“Evil Linda” has had me laughing from last night😭 Nafeesa is TIRED
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Me 🤝🏽 last minute preparations Tbf I fought w the whole household so I’m shocked I’ve been allowed to even go outside
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Mum’s been having little sleepovers with her best friend and they’re so adorable🤣
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Thank you feminism❤️
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
When I turned 25 I was like “woah I’m so old” Now that I’m turning 26 it’s like wait I’m such a baby actually🤣 life hasn’t even started
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Everything will work out in my favor🙂‍↕️ Lemme even make my 2025 mood board. Like I’m soooo serious about next year.
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Clarke is such pretty & intelligent girl and her content is refreshing. Late to the party so I’ve been binging her TikToks🤣 1000+ points for how she’s completely decentred men
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Today someone said I should be a hand model and ykw? Real
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I miss Misozi omg and she has a pool
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The home sickness has even finished today
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Yho being a girl in an African household is annoying. Everyday having your buttons pushed
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Mind you these people have an anemic person cooking on a brazier
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I’ve been screaming “Oh my God, my Shayla” all day😭😭
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I love when I ship people together and they actually do fall for each other🤣 kicking my feet rn
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Can’t lie Cassper Nyovest did his big one on Skuta Baba
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Please I get so irritated with people who don’t do thorough jobs. Like it pusses me off sm bc if you don’t want just leave it
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mumbakhadijah.bsky.social @mumbakhadijah.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Need pizza
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