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Mulligan99

@mulligan99.bsky.social
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Husband, dad to 2 girls (3 if we're hosting an exchange student), lover of college sports, travel, and bbq.

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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 4h
Not the fact that Coach Strong Ass Offer doesn’t have enough dudes for SEC Media Day?
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 21h
Please label the concession stands “The Max”
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 22h
And the ALCS is also tonight.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
None of those people are A-listers. Least of all that douchebro McAfee.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Depends on the parents.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah. You should not be rewarded for a shank pass.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Needs the Cheez-It Overtime Explainer
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
WHERE DID YOUR MUSTACHE GO DAAAAAAAN?
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Houston was unfairly punished for losing to Tech by a foot.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Miss Worldwide
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I guess not enough politicians bought ads for this game.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good for Kansas. Time for hoops anyway.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fisher might have to shave that ‘stache before Sunday.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nigerian Prince Spencer-Abdul Olajuwon
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We would all like Stephen A. Hole to retire during the season.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So my Toyota dealership has switched their service area tv from house renovation shows to bad Nic Cage movies with crappy special effects. Today they’re offering a double feature of Ghost Rider and Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance. Combined metascore of 69 on IMDB.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LeBron is as big a narcissist, but at least he’s won stuff.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Burn Notice. Jere Burns as a psychotic psychiatrist/terrorist with a vendetta? Whatever.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
God this was impossible. Everything in the middle of continents.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Karma for dropping the dime on Sorsby.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They need the practice
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Our o-line sucks, that’s why
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why the zoom out at the end?
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Wings didn’t lose by 30 so good for them.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is why you go for the td and don’t settle for a field goal from the hash mark.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You’re not telling a story you’re a goddamn inanimate pill.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
.500 teams shouldn’t host playoff games in any sport.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How do you say “Ewing Theory” in Portuguese?
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First real rain in Dallas since June
static.klipy.com
Joyful Andy Dufresne in the Rain
ALT: Joyful Andy Dufresne in the Rain
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More bitchassery at the final whistle. These guys haven’t earned their neck tattoos yet.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Houston, you lost by six inches on the road to a top 15 team, you get dropped three spots.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s because the Iowa QB threw the ball toward a receiver. Stafford tried some no look bullshit pass ten yards from any of his teammates.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Since Bill Snyder
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ay, yi yi yi.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Uh, huh-huh. Skinemax.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1990. Southwest and Big East football.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The downside: you have to watch UCF and TCU play in the world’s largest high school stadium.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Letting Mike Leach walk at the end of 2009, just some GOBs got butthurt about his contract. Took four tries and 15 years to find a competent coach after that.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
McDonalds serving croquettes in the Milan train station.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They should have switched everything to Comerica. Fifth/Third is too wordy and sounds dumb.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Didn’t do a damn thing at our house, but yes we do need some rain.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That guy should be fired.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
USC band is an easy job, you only need to learn two or three songs
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He’s used to dealing with fictional storylines.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Proper tea celebration, guv’nah!
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You say it like it’s a bad thing…
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Varsity Blues: Billy Bob Gives a Perfect 10
ALT: Varsity Blues: Billy Bob Gives a Perfect 10
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bob Wischusen knows how to announce when that happens.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I like Connor Onion, but the rugby national stadium is Twickenham, and NZ is the All Blacks.
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Mulligan99 @mulligan99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Off the hosel!” This is where I sing the Yodely Guy song as the ref marches up the field to spot the ball.
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