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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

A trashy, trampy, mouthy plebe such as myself has to yammer on and on and on and on in a pathetic attempt to communicate my point...and then this brilliant bastard right here sashays in all smooth and high and tight and puts my fatass to shame by NAILING IT in just 25 words. JAMES BALDWIN IS GOD.

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Man, you ain’t kiddin’, Muthafucka. MY FATASS THE PAST YEAR...ALL GODDAMNED DAY, EVERY GODDAMNED DAY. #imlikeanasskickincockroachinredlipstickandablackdress #imstillstanding #nowpissoff #2025cansuckmyfatone

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

What have I been telling you all this time, Mein Poppets? What the FUCK have I been telling you? Trust me…when it comes to WORM-DICK, CAN’T-FUCK Nazis: Mama is NEVER WRONG.

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Listen to me, Mein Poppets: NEVER FORGET. These are TERRIBLE, AWFUL, RACIST people we are talking about here. Giddily flip a festive whole-ass table onto ol’ Aunt Irma’s FAT FUCKING FISH-FRY FASCIST LAP, if you must. But… LET. NOTHING. SLIDE. NOTHING. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME, Mein Radiant Nazi Scum. At long last, it is before you. FUCKING CHOOSE.

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

LET’S KEEP IT MOVIN’, BITCHES. 👊🏻 PS) And, trust me, I ain’t mad at you, Honey. Once I cut somebody loose, I NEVER, EVER, EVER consider them or even think of them again — EVER — as they have earned and shall have what they so rightfully deserve: MY ABSOLUTE INDIFFERENCE.

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

A most important reminder, Mein Poppets: I am a GIRL…who likes BOYS…who like BOYS. Ya folla?

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

For the love of Maude. Quit talkin’ about it and JUST DO IT, for chrissake. LITERALLY for chrissake. Now do us ALL a fuckin’ solid and BEAT IT. CIAO, BITCHES.

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Also, FUCK THAT GUY. Still. Always. xoxo

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

‪Madyson! Tucker! Kayleigh! Trigg! You’re up! Yeah, Baby! LET'S DO THIS FUCKIN' THING. ‬

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

‪THINK HE DOESN'T? #trustmemeinpoppets #thisonesafuckingmathematicalcertainty‬

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA, Little-Dick, Can’t-Fuck, Nazi Bitches. See you in the streets. 👊🏻👊🏼👊🏽👊🏾👊🏿

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

This one goes out to My One True Love…for reasons which are WELL KNOWN TO HIM.

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Oh, hey, and while we’re shootin’ the shit and tellin’ truths... LET’S JUST FLAT BREAK IT DOWN FOR A MOTHERFUCKER, shall we? #justliketheyalwayshavesincethebeginningoftime #ANDEVENTHOUGHITAINTTHEIRFUCKINJOB #blackwomenwillsavetheworld #bowdowntothemostmagnificentbeingsintheuniverse

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

You have NO GOTTDAMNED IDEA just how much fuck I DO NOT GIVE. #oldbroadsDGAF

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Just a quick, friendly, little reminder...if you believe, even remotely, that ANY woman, ANY WHERE should not have COMPLETE and UTTER control over her own thoughts, her own body, her own choices, or her own destiny...FUCK YOU, UNFRIEND ME NOW. Think I'm kidding? YOU JUST FUCKIN’ TRY ME, CHIEF.

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Or, even more FOOLISH and FATAL...be UNKIND TO SOMEONE I LOVE. “Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.” -- Al Capone

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

You want a part of me? Well, I’M NOT SELLIN’ CHEAP. #letsdothisthingmybitches

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Yes, please. I beg of you. ABSOLUTELY THIS. But, make no mistake: MAMA CAN TAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN’ HIT. #backoffmanimfromfresno

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

If, by MY age, you don’t know what you bring to the table…first of all, may Maude help you. Second of all, I fervently hope with ALL my heart that you find out. And third of all, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY. Old broads got NO TIME.

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

"Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart." -- BRILLIANT and BELOVED makeup artist, Kevyn Aucoin, 1962-2002

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

A delightful pic of ol’ Conservative, Fundamentalist, Right Wing, Trump-supporting, MONUMENTALLY RELIGIOUS, PROUDLY RACIST Dr. Laura and her fucking BUUUTCH muscle car, a 2012 Dodge Challenger. Mother of God...HOW MUCH PUSSY CAN ONE WOMAN EAT?

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

“Wait, wait, wait. Hold up. So, let me get this straight...” (That sentence is the verbal equivalent of me smirking, reaching back, pulling a venom-dipped arrow from my quiver, and tenderly loading my close-range crossbow like a lover. At that point, my advice to you is RUN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.)

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Maude bless that CRAZY ol’ bastard, Dr. Bronner, and The R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company. My bunghole? She is like THE BACKDOOR TO ELSA’S MOTHERLOVING MAGICAL ICE PALACE. #ohforchrissake #letitgo

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

HA! Numbers so vast and infinite that it boggles the gottdamned mind.

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Precisely. But, here’s the most ironic part: TRUMP. CAN’T. FUCK. That is all. #fuckthatguy

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Mama don’t hang with no Fascists. I have LITERALLY cut loose ACTUAL BIOLOGICAL SIBLINGS over this shit. I am talking TO THE DEATH. FUUUUUUUCK YOU, Honey.

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

FUCK THE RULES. THEY AIN’T NO RULES.

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Once more...WITH MOTHERFUCKIN’ FEELING.

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

“BLOCK A BITCH” is my actual RELIGION. Shantih. Shantih. Shantih. And amen.

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

SAME. "[I am really good in bed] because I was never pretty. Pretty girls just lie there. Us girls who grew up a little more homely have to try a lot harder. That's why pretty girls never threaten me -- it's like, yeah, you want to take me on? Take me on. Go for it." -- Courtney Love

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

THINK I COULDN’T? Trust me…I wake up with CHUNKS OF BETTER PRESIDENT IN MY FUCKIN’ STOOL EVERY MORNING. FUCK THAT GUY.

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

No. All horseshit aside. SHE REALLY DO. Happy Balentime’s Day, Mein Poppets! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME. Hugs and Kisses — Your CRAZY Auntie Muffy xoxo

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Muffy Bolding @muffybolding.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

youtu.be/RGZ7L_VAIr4 THIS FIERCE BROAD RIGHT HERE? She is giving me LIFE. "If you don't have hope because Donald Trump is president...FIND HOPE. You don't get to sit down and wait for four years until he's gone because everything is so fucked up. YOU FIGHT." — Jenifer Lewis #findhope #wefight

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Jennifer Lewis on Trump

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