Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i think the nations league might be coming home lads - let's book the parade 100
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard Fred and Rose West have posthumously appealed their convictions from the 1970s using what is now known as the "Manchester City" defence. 011
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Andy, the speech about your Dad was lovely and all but this isn't a great look tbh. 100
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I taught a class of 7 year olds today a lesson on the importance of taking responsibility for your actions otherwise things could ultimately end up getting worse. I have today emailed Manchester City offering to teach them the same lesson with their board members. 022
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Castle by @jonronson.bsky.social is a kaleidoscope into worlds which I didn't really want to know existed and that made it all the more compelling. Audiobook for this one is a must - Jon's voice is part of the story itself. 3172
Reposted by MattSteve F @uppertiersteve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026youtu.be/Vz94prjruuI?...youtu.beFFS MurrayYouTube video by OhffsMurray 141
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 27/09/2026One of the finest nights in our recent history though the Playoff semi was the *best* ever in my supporting time. 030
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I've heard Man City's punishments include 5 minutes on the naughty step and no ketchup with their chips. 020
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Alcohol allowed back in the stands would lead to a bunch of Rodney Plonkers just doing that daft "throw your pint in the air" performative wank that looked good once at a Boxpark but never again. It's a no from me. 020
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 20/09/2026also that "away kit" is an all-timer and it's a travesty it isn't to be worn at Selhurst 051
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just the kind of 45 minutes we needed. Looking far more organised and a just a fraction quicker with the final balls and there are goals there. Love Timber and Wharton as a midfield two. 101
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It's not like Bob De Zerbi spent hundreds of millions of pounds in the summer or anything. 030
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 19/09/2026spurs have all the structural integrity of a meringue in a gust of wind 010
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 18/09/2026have the patriot platform come for the rspca yet and kicked out cats who are native to other countries? 100
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 18/09/2026*finally* the government are doing something about the stuff that really matters - I'd take a eurovision top 10 over sorting out far right thuggery and I'm sure you would too 111
Reposted by MattOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ladies and gentlemen, male opera singers dubbed with ship’s horns 522777
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A great result last night with the clean sheet. Wharton pulling strings and subs making a difference. Onwards... 000
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 17/09/2026mate, what happened when the army base was previously full of young men? cosplaying as a fascist in plain sight 010
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 16/09/2026don't worry, brighton, winning silverware isn't for everyone 100
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Away from Palace, having a lovely time at Woodside getting behind Worthing. Up the Rebels. 000
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I give it until November. Not sure Parish wading in is particularly smart though it may point to softening the news should it happen. 100
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i see reform's misdemeanours cross borders - well, the river severn at least 000
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 14/09/2026that sound? that's the collective *gulp* of palace fans ahead of visiting elland road on sunday 010
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'd imagine they've probably been at church all day, y'know, because they're all Christians. The police should start there. 144
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 13/09/2026if I were peter drury, I'd make my commentary more efficient by not full-naming players whenever they shoot - saves on the strepsils and makes it more pleasant for the viewing public 000
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I see the Reform Republic of Nigel Farage plc is open for shady business which is absolutely fine, above board and kosher. 000
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Okay. Let's see what happens. Where is Andy Burnham on this, though? Surely he *could* have been at an RNLI lifeboat station today being slightly visible on something that needs to be nipped in the bud, pronto. 043
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Man who rounds up gang to intimidate others complains about people intimidating others. 020
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 08/09/2026pierre sage is modelling the latest in stella mccartney skiwear jackets, now available at selfridges 030
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i see we've learned that crossing to a big man who can head the ball is a good thing 052
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 08/09/2026it's like this palace side have never played with one another before 210
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 07/09/2026hello? andy? this isn't leading on an issue that's gaining traction by the day. 020
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 07/09/2026mum, where's dad? dad's gone to shout at people on a boat while wearing a balaclava 110
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 06/09/2026positives: thankfully the space force uniforms don't look *too* nazi-ish 010
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Pierre Sage has a limited arsenal of facial expressions and I don't know whether to be concerned at this realisation. Many are a variation of a wry grin. 110
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Beyond parody. I think that, at the end, the bloke dressed as the king just needed to nip to the toilets. 100
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Presenting this with little comment other than an eye roll at the suit that makes him look like a real life incarnation of Boss Baby. 010
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Flippin' heck, The Elements by John Boyne is a corker. One of my books of the year. 000
Matt @mttmllr14.bsky.social · 01/09/2026my first day as crystal palace's transfer logistics advisor went very well, thank you for asking 291
