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Mount Jefferson (Oregon)

@mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social
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Yo! I’m a big ol’ spikey ass som bitch! Stratovolcano in the cascades mountain range. Oregon’s 2nd highest peak

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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Whats up humans! Sorry its been a while, i’ve had a lot going on - the ol’ magmatic system has been giving me grief, sayin’ if you dont erupt soon, magma privilages will be removed. So look out world!
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Thats great……..vesuvius schmuvius tho. She should study me! 😀
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Ooooooh shakey baby. 7.0…..nice work @queenofquakes.bsky.social
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Is he still wangin’ on about that big topless dickhead? Jeez change the frickin’ record mate! 🥱😜🤣
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Good point, well made. Its so much energy tho innit. Cant i just sit here a look pretty?
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
*Volcano
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Yadda yadda. Its shit
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Genuinely think you are the best of the humans……you havent got THAT much competetion mind, but still. When i get round to erupting, you will be spared.
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Troops on the streets? Can’t see any from up here. I’m gonna do an erupty i reckon……wheres my eruption notes, must be here somewhere?
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Yo!!!!!! People of Oregon! Not a good day for a swim. Kamchatka fuckin’ things up., as per usual. Tut, tsk.
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
45 years + 1 day since one of us Casade boys/girls did the decent thing. Come on, lets sort this shit. I would, but i’m just here to look really good and bring the vibes
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Today, might be THAT day! Might……….🤞
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Jeepers, its a long way down………terrible shame if some humans slipped a fell to a painful death. Juss sayin’
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Nominate @mountrainier.bsky.social
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Man that guy is putting in work. When i eventually erupt, please can i have a boss fella like that telling the story?!
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Hey gang! Apologies i’ve been quiet recently. I’ve been thinking maybe i should put more energy into making magma move - rather than pissing around on here. But then i thought - nah fuck it. 😀
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
its ok
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The opposite happened to me 15,000 years ago. Which i’m fine with 😂
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Jack’s ok……he has his drinking under control now. He’s stopped shouting abuse over my side of Marion Lake now. He’s making progress.
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
‘Ooooooh look at me skiing, in shorts, on Mount Jefferson’…….put some pants on and piss off mate
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
and Carlisle, Dublin, Dundee Humberside?
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
oh wow. Shut up and take my money. Where can i get one of those T-shirts?!
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Hard lines fellas. keep your beaks up.
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
*volcano
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
😂
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Who are these ‘Republicans’ of which you speak? Are they like skiers?
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Oh come on! Your butthole would need ointment if it was 300,000 years old! Jeez!
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Having a self conscious crisis. Do i look like sperm, from above?
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Lets fuckin’ gooooooooooo
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Yessssss! If you need any help, let me know…….and i’ll ask someone else
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
‘Here comes the sun…….doo-do-do-doo’
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Thanks. I’ve been heavily influenced by the greats, such as yourself
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Don’t go chasing waterfalls, please stick to the designated hiking trails in my wilderness areas…🎶
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Wow Gerald. I guess your camera was broke when you visited me?……..
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
youtu.be/PuWVgVkMiHE?...
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Hostile Government Takeover (EDM Remix)
YouTube video by AGiftFromTodd - Topic
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Come on now Spring, lets be ‘avin yer!
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
😂. Cheers Peg. Being a volcano isnt all good looks and good laughs……i mean, its 99% but still….
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Straight lace it all you want Pete. It is mega isnt it. Much love
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Yea, cant someone else do it…….
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Look at us, all cool. One of us should do a boom-boom soon!
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
You do loom a bit. You can’t help it, you do you. Its fine bake
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Hey sparky! Lookin’ gooooood!
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Excellent, empty ski lifts! Hopefully cos of a stunning amount of skiing related deaths
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
One for you techtonic types. Have a word with your Aegean plate mate. See what they have planned? Let us know, yea?
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Oh! So probably shouldnt be showing it off the the bull of the cascades then?! #ifyouhaventgotitflauntitregardless #fuckit #stopdoingpointlesshashtags
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
What? Is that not normal 😔
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Mount Jefferson (Oregon) @mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
#dickpic
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