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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 2h

@montanademocrats.org are putting the Onion to shame this year. It’s hard to write parody that matches the level of stupid they demonstrate.

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 3h

Still haven’t found my down comforter U2

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 5h

Just set up and record him doing what he’s doing. Should only take a few people to surround him and block his view.

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 15h

It wasn't until I expanded the picture I realized those three volumes are just the INDEX. Just how large is the entire set?

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

That’s so easily falsified. It’s maxing he still gets away with it posthumously.

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I may be a dumb son of a bitch, but I don’t owe a woman $80,000,000 for sexually assaulting and then defaming her.

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I posted on this a while back bsky.app/profile/mtda...

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We’ve not checked on our rabid cats fans friends yet. May need to give them a day or two.

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Don’t worry, the increased economic activity from cutting the income tax rate will make up for it. And monkeys will fly out of my butt the next full moon.

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was in an acappella group in high school called DNA. We had four basses.

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He’s a wanker, not a master debater.

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

May pippin shit in your shoes, genocide denier.

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

😂😂😂

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I wonder if they pulled them out of order, and the one they showed was supposed to be the LAST one and not the first. Human PowerPoint fail.

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think there were other posters in the stack that didn’t get shown that most likely had the texts referencing “the hawks game”. They screwed up so badly they didn’t get to use them fircshowcsndctell.

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

These are the tines that try men’s souls.

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Helps if you think of the current admin as run by twelve year old boys. “Wouldn’t it be neat if baseball is played in a national park and not a baseball park” Also, what is this?

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Major League deleted scene: Jake Taylor: [Vaughn is lamenting the long home run he gave up] That ball wouldn't have been out of a lot of parks. Rick Vaughn: Name one. Jake Taylor: Yellowstone?

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sure, go ahead. Hope they enjoy their tiny county with little population and no tax base and no economic activity but taking pictures next to the giant cow.

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Before I expanded it, I thought you were wearing a novelty cowboy hat.

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Great fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em, And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so ad infinitum. And the great fleas themselves, in turn, have greater fleas to go on; While these again have greater still, and greater still, and so on

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This piece hit me hard a few months ago: patricemersault.substack.com/p/how-close-...

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Montana too broken to fix is one helluva metaphor.

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Will still vote for the SOBs anyway”

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We hunted the polyesters to extinction in our greed.

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Dingleberry Jones will avenge you.

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I want the liquids concession near a certain grave.

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

she found the guard with the enormous schwanzstucker?

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Rent seeking SOBs. The biannual trying to stick it to the breweries in the legislature ritual needs to go away.

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We met friends there a few years ago…they had taken the train after work and were well lubricated by game time. Only took a few ballpark beers to maintain.

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White Cow in a Blizzard @mtdave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My man looks like he needs Persian gulf oil to slick his hair back

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