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Matthew Bamford

@mtbamford.bsky.social
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Twitter Refugee. Humanist. Atheist. Progressive. Geek. Perfectly Cromulent. Hella NorCal. Zeta Male. He/Him #BLM #FreePalestine #ProChoice

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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 16h
I will die on this hill.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 16h
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 16h
Every goddamn day.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 21h
Millimeters away from saying that violence should be done to reporters.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I hate Josh Allen so much.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me when my client complains that his company's insurance rate increase is because he supports MAGA.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Good lord, Tua. 🤦🏼‍♂️
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Someone check Holani's Fan Duel account.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You don't hate conservatives enough.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You don't hate conservatives enough.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tax exempt hate factories.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Discovered Indian Cheetos today.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
JFC I love sports so much.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Valkyries clean sweep! 🧹🧹🧹
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Everything's getting crazier, right? It's not just me?
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Spot on, Mike!
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😐
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😯
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There are a million things to fix if Dems ever get power, but making sure that shit like this doesn't happen has to be on that list.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's very refreshing.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They are normalizing language like this so when things escalate and become more violent, it seems, well, normal.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That would require the ability to feel shame.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dog whistle replaced by bullhorn.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A fundamental ideal of conservatism is that words have no meaning.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'll NEVER understand how some people look at this whiny little bitch and think "Alpha."
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is legal for some reason.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Golden State Valkyries, baybay!!!
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can't wait to wake up screaming tonight.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sorry, but these people murdered their children.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It should be legal to punch people who use the words "benevolent dictator" in a positive way.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I will legit never forgive the Falcons for completely shitting the bed and handing the Patriots another championship.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's incredible that the human body can survive 20+ years of NHL hockey.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These people are certifiably insane.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hell yeah, Valkyries!
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Incredible. 😂
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm normally not a huge fan of businesses being forced to shut down. However,... 💙💙💙💙💙💙
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hang this in the Louvre.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JFC these cry bullies.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Newsom bricks the layup.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
glOBaL WarMiNG iSn'T rEaL.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'd like to report a multiple murder in the land of Catan.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This stat always cracks me up. Don't know why. It just does.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Make Intelligence Respected Again.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Classic October weather.
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Matthew Bamford @mtbamford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
💯
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