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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate)

@mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social
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Not binary, but a secret second thing. A friend made me be here so I'll now make my presence as embarassing as possible for my friends. As opposed to how I am off this app, which is totally different.

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Kimberly 🐘 @elephanttail.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
dubcon is when your consent is spoken in a different language, subcon is when it's spoken in the original language and translated via subtitles
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Zenith(_the_Simp) @royalentity.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i wanna introduce yall to this lion: that is a male lion. fathered three cubs that he's taking care of much as a female would normally. guy is (most likely) intersex. HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR 🫡😭🥰
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✨️Zombie✨️@ drawing comics @zombieisok.gay · 03/08/2026
"Look, I made a guy. This is why he can't ever find peace. Here's his dick" is actually nearly my entire thought process when I make characters and stories. Please keep this in mind when I launch my webcomic lmao
screenshot of a bsky post by @geo-no.bsky.social that reads: I love it when my friends tell me about their OCs and lore. "Look, I made a guy. This is why he can't ever find peace. Here's his dick"
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hashtag #Wittgenstein, hashtag #Philosophy, hashtag #sixseven, hashtag #Dadaism (Yes, Dadaism, keep up. "SIX-SEVEN" has the same intonation as "DADAISM" with an etymology that makes about as much sense. Unless you pronounce it DA-da-ism in which case you're devoid of whimsy and I hope you #rot)
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I've long held that the joy of humor is the thrill of conveying something that naive semantics will miss. You'd think 6-7 contradicts that, but ask a group of kids about it. "It instructs us that the meaning of a meme lies in its use", their little faces sneer. "Have you even read Wittgenstein??"
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Alexa, how do I recover my dignity after reposting my own post on accident
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Women are allowed to show emotion and men aren't"; no, women are *expected* to show emotion and are still punished if they're inconvenient emotions. The misogynist is in charge of the misogyny. Its tools are bent towards "putting an emotionless man in charge" but people are creative with tools.
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Women are allowed to show emotion and men aren't"; no, women are *expected* to show emotion and are still punished if they're inconvenient emotions. The misogynist is in charge of the misogyny. Its tools are bent towards "putting an emotionless man in charge" but people are creative with tools.
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The problem with "bigger dick tops" is that people have no choice as to dick size That's why I'm proud to announce BIGGER ASSHOLE BOTTOMS
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Boy autism... Girl autism... Train autism... Exotic pet autism... Rain Man autism... "Real" autism... The six Autism Genders are finally mine, I can assemble the Autism Hexagon and- 🫳🌋 oops sorry sorry the Autism Hexagon really wanted to go in the volcano. No more Autism Genders I guess just autism
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Sure my negative thoughts *can* reach me, but they need to listen to half an hour of hold music and maybe I'll still hang up
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"smh don't Ao3 writers know the prostate is only like 2 inches deep why are they ramming 10 inches in there??" Clearly the only logical explanation is that he's trans. "Uhhhh trans men don't have a prostate" first of all, through the power of T, all things are possible, so jot that down
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Edited version of the same Tumblr post:
I hate when people are like "I really understand what it's like to be prey... To look up into the jaws of a predator and know it's my purpose to be consumed..." Like bitch no, prey runs away, you have toxoplasmosis
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Remember, the internet is like me: I don't make anyone worse, I just let the most bitter people dominate me wait what
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Wake up babe they just invented a new kind of period where YOU make OTHERS bleed they call it knife crime
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
What people don't get about Freud is that everything he said is actually true in Vienna. Really really really wishing you had a dick is totally cis here I promise
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"I've been shooting my leg with larger and larger bullets to build up an immunity" yea well I've been shooting my bullet into larger and larger legs so IT builds up an immunity
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This is for my friend who only communicates via #genshin fanwork I'm using smoke signals to contact you. And by smoke signals I mean uh "Rosaria smoking a fat blunt" by "peepee" on Pinterest
A drawing of Rosaria from Genshin Impact. She is, as the title suggests, smoking a fat blunt
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Up all night posting damage associated molecular patterns (DAMPs) like uric acid and high mobility group box 1
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Making a resolution to stop producing thyroid peroxidase antibodies
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
"if I was isekai'd I'd reinvent the combustion engine" you could be isekai'd with 99% of a car and still fail to make a head gasket that won't leak. If you got isekai'd you'd fiddle around with a steam engine and settle for using it to turn a kebab pike just like IRL
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Valscarie Howlla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 25/02/2026
it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
"I don't want an AI to harvest my data and copy my style" - weak, cliché "I don't want an AI to copy my data and harvest my style" - peak
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
"Society has weird expectations that normalize horrible behaviours from men" - makes sense, clear vision "Men suck, society needs to work on making better men" - has been used for EVERY kind of politics, works best to oppress minorities. Rome be like "foreign silks make men feminine and violent"
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
"a spork is when you have both a spoon and a fork" type shit
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Making jokes about Trump blowing Clinton feels horrid once you realize that drugs 100% have to be involved in that story. If a sex trafficker's trying to get blackmail material on their clients, they'll get them fucked up on some shit they've never had before ever getting the camera out.
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
"That raven's mimicking you, not communicating" they pick up wolf calls in the wild and ring em up to open carcasses They're built for it like humans are built to learn "𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘵𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦" and use it to communicate "𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢 👀😏😳🤒🥵🌝🌚"
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This is @sorenmorsvt.bsky.social #sorencore
A painting of the King in Yellow set against an eclipsed sun, torn streaks of his rags billowing like tentacles over a dismayed crowd of skeletons leaving his embrace. The caption reads "is this realistic transition goals?"
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Ask a bunch of adolescents about social media issues and they'll support stricter age restrictions. Tell them a government is implementing stricter age restrictions and they'll be opposed. This is not hypocrisy. They just expect governments to have better ideas than a bunch of adolescents
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
We should teach children to call each other "crotch goblins" so it becomes THEIR word and we can't use it because it's a reclaimed slur
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Your force times distance is always work, no matter what your vector is 💜
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
They LOVED Łukasz Piskorz making Helltaker to inspire more sharply dressed demon girl smut. But GOD FORBID it if I, Quentin Tarantino-
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
We should classify honey/sugar as a medicine again. You'd need a doctor's visit & they'd hand-feed you a spoon Meanwhile pharmacists would sell syrup on the down low as an "herbal remedy" if you pass the vibe check
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Fun fact! painnnnnnnnnnnnnnn #myfact
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Honestly if I was a vampire I think it'd take me an embarrassing time to figure out what I'm craving is blood I think I'd hold on for ages just slowly getting fatigued and healing worse until- hey wait a minute
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
It's always "would you still love me if I was a worm" and never "here's all my money, make me an 8.8m long tapeworm suit so I can visualize the world record longest tapeworm removed from a human patient for the entire furry convention"
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HunterKiller @holybible.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Who needs ChatGPT if u wanna sext with non human intelligence just download grindr
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Star signs are lame, which two stages of grief define you the most? #Acceptance #Bargaining
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Coin more "(Noun) (Noun)" stuff. It's the Epstein Shutdown. Say it nonstop. Epstein Shutdown. Trump missile-strikes an imaginary nuke program? Placebo President! RFK falters on pesticides? He's Round-up Robert now. National guard fight imaginary crime? "Placebo President" again. #callbacks 😎
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Democrats can't even radicalize people to vote lmao
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
":o this author has a bias?!?" do you get on a bus and panic when you see it's 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦?
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I have not been granted funds for my proposed research on inducing a good and bad music taste in two groups of cephalopods 😔 I wanted to see which would win the music wars
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Animal intelligence research should get *more* human centric. Can an octopus earn the rank of ipad baby? Can cows imprint on a single cartoon and get mad if they're watching anything else? Can birds learn to sing baby shark nonstop?
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Do people understand that you can sound sad when a child does something horrid in public? You don't have to yell? You can do a pathetic little whine and it's completely legal?
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Let's play a game called "will @sorenmorsvt.bsky.social kill me for tagging them in this post" I hope you're takin NOTES
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Clearly I'm living in @xkcd.com's head ... It's dark in here and drywall vents formaldehyde every time it rains
Today's XKCD comic, a sign reading "Welcome to the biology department. It has been 3 days since we discovered something existentially horrifying about bugs that makes you question your whole reality".
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Hey what the fuck www.zmescience.com/science/news...
zmescience.com
Ant Queen Breaks the Rules of Biology by Producing Male Offspring That Are a Different Species
It seems "almost unimaginable," researchers say.
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
PSA: if your cat has babies and you refuse to put your own baby next to her babies for naptime, you are being extremely rude. She'll have to carry 4 kittens over one by one for nap pile time. Just one more example of women being expected to do all the work
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I'm actually going to lose it (Can't do a full alt text or translation but the gist is that placebo response was found to be stronger in countries with low socio-economic status. I am actively failing to cope with the implications)
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Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate) @mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Who up reading niche research papers with an intense morbid fascination for the struggles and failures of their various authors
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