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Tiah Marie Beautement

@mstiahmarie.bsky.social
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Writer, She/her, Bookworm, Lives w/dogs, cat(s), hens & humans, Rides horses & motorcycles

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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 8h
If you need a little joy today.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
* Diabolical laughter. *
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, there was this super intelligent and fun poster that went by Link and then … Waffle-gate.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m telling all awake household peeps about this.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My fil always believed in packing mini toothpaste, toothbrush and swimsuit in carry on. Reasoning being you could have flight diverted. The hotel might have a pool. Also, swim wear can act as spare underwear. It finally happened to him. He happily swam. I now follow this advice.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The CNN, MSCNBC, Politico ban... Sure, it's bad. Yet... the press should have pushed back long before this - walked out of press conferences & stood up for women reporters. Instead, they kissed his ass as if that was going to win them favour. Grow up. Quit whining. Do real journalism.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I work in the romance industry & the men powers that be always want more plot. Then they showed me story with so! much! plot! I went, “Why do these characters even like each other?” I pointed out he was a total asshole and she was an ongoing “too-stupid-to-live” trope.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Stuff like this is one of my many reasons I have no tolerance for those that want to ban homeschooling. Is homeschooling used by parents who just want to brainwash their kids? Absolutely. But no matter how many programs or rights there are for disabled children, there are flaws. 1/
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Measles Outbreaks Are Forcing Immunocompromised Kids to Make Impossible Choices
With the risk of infection rising, parents and young adults are facing agonizing choices about being out in public as school starts back up.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I went on Goodreads and noted it has a 2.78 star rating and over 250 reviews. It's the book I never needed to know existed yet am enjoying sending screenshots to EVERYONE. What joy it is giving.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
US blood pressure guidelines baffle me. In South Africa, the doctor is delighted that I, a 48 yr woman whose mother just died, showed an unsupported arm reading of 125/70. (Meaning, my arm wasn't resting on a table but hanging on the side.) Now in the US, that reading would be of "concern."
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My mom died earlier this week. She’d been in hospice over a year ago after refusing a feeding tube. At the time , they were certain that the first time she tried to eat solids she’d die. She wanted to eat by mouth even if it meant risking death. And you know what - good for her.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How glorious it is to see something that took over a decade of work emerge on the public stage - especially in a time of “content optimisation.” Beautifully done.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I submitted to this “10 years in the future,” thing - project got cancelled but found a home elsewhere. And then watched the world basically turn into the story and that’s been horrifying. It was a teen’s first kiss (cheerful) against a pretty shit backdrop of, well, we’re living it…
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Wole Talabi | Preorder THE FIST OF MEMORY @wtalabi.com · 19/08/2026
Join in! I'll read you a story. Bring a drink (or something to fiddle with). It'll be fun.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Why so many horses? I mean, I like horses. Real ones. That adore carrots and try to steal them out of your pocket. But his fantasies of horses are very different. For starters, no carrots.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This sounds amazing. Giving people a future after addiction that doesn't involve them having to constantly battle cravings. Still needs research to make it safer. (Not perfect yet.) But sounds so much better than sticking a device in people's heads.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ice likes to dogpile people, as do many police. So hypothetic math... The average human has four limbs. That's an Ice Agent per limb as they hold the subject down. So that's 8 gloves touching one subject. 8 gloves per subject = death. Yes? Or?
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Been watching people drag writers for being tricked into helping an AI company. And rather be mad at the corporation that presented them with an opportunity under false pretence they are mad at the writers. Writers who are against generative AI. Ugh.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
To summarise a long story..my water had broken, I said I was in labour,& they preferred to show my a flat line from a fetal heart rate monitor than check the birthing canal & while they ‘effed around with that, I gave birth to a healthy, baby. It’s been over 21 years and I’m still angry
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is delightful. The talent. The physics. The beauty.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
2 months ago I gave myself permission to make bad art & took part in a pottery workshop. My body is not compatible with the art form but love to take part every so many years. Picked them up today and am DELIGHTED they actually hold liquid. And the fact they are wonky as hell gives me joy.
Two hand made mugs. The clear glaze gives a cream finish. Dried fynbos was pressed in, kind of like tiny dried ferns or lavender , and these impressions were glazed black. So it looks like the mugs were bury by dried foliage. However , while I made the imprint I did NOT do the glazing. Also, due  to the angle you can’t see how wobbly they are. The tops look like a drunk dressage rider trying to make a circle. As in, wonky as hell. But charming in their own unique way. Ha.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Taking responsibility for your own mistakes is a rarity for those with power, be it parents, governments, education & medical institutions, or corporations. It’s almost always those at the mercy of the powerful that are expected to be the bigger person and bear the brunt of the mistakes.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’m routinely amazed at how many parents do not understand that they are supposed to be the adults in the relationship. Yes, I have made many, many mistakes as a parent. That’s also being part of an adult-owning your mess. (Funny/sad how much this also applies to dog training.) 1/2
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m still processing that someone thought it would be a good idea to cast Charlton Heston as Malcom X. Whole podcasting Baldwin is worth listening. But the Heston fact might have broken my brain.
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James Baldwin: Love, Identity and the Truth Behind an American Icon
Podcast Episode · Big Lives · 27 July · 1hr 6min
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I ‘ve been sent a YouTube explanation of Titanium Court after trying to listen to my son’s perplexing attempt at describing it. I know have new appreciation of why he was struggling so hard to articulate the game. Also, I now want to play it despite knowing that would be the path to disaster.
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I just saw a meme that said “get in losers, we’re reclaiming the emdash”. People. PEOPLE. Where are your STANDARDS? It CLEARLY should be “get in, losers — we’re reclaiming the em dash.”
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I have a flash piece coming out that touches on this. How so many women my age and older didn’t realise that it might be possible to be both. So if we already knew we liked men then we couldn’t possibly be…and any acting on those feelings would be “dishonest.” Esp if you grew up in small town USA.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Celery vases - thanks to You’re Wrong About, I now know they exist. Human whimsy is fascinating.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
25 year religious marriage anniversary is on the same day South Africa is telling all foreigners to leave. Kind of fitting, I suppose. Given all the shit I went through to get my residency status. And that BS is still a cakewalk compared to the US immigration system.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Everyone kept telling me to read the book. Eventually I read the book and was not pleased. And I feel VINDICATED. - Signed a chronically ill person with EDS, Fibro, Pots &… who is so tired of so much BS.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Aww, the article that led to our local stable holding a cake contest with the eldest equine as judge. (That pony is well over 40, possibly heading to 50. She’s a wonder.)
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Demanded video footage of sharks body surfing. He claims they stopped when he pulled out his phone. I have now suggested he leave little treats on the shoreline. My suggestions of what these treats could entail might be categorized as slightly macabre.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Me: Currently, gently, trying to point out that no, dear client, I don't think the AI is going to save anyone time or money in this use case. Husband: Currently watching sharks body surf onto land because they can before returning to the shallow water. 1/
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I interrupted today’s horse riding lesson to point out the sky. As I was on a horse, and my phone was under my air vest, I offer you photos another person took of the phenomenon.
Cloudy sky, patterned like waves beach sand, has a hole in it with a rainbow in its center. Cloudy sky, patterned like waves beach sand, has a hole in it with a rainbow in its center. It gives alien ship vibes…and there are already locals claiming it isn’t natural in all seriousness. (No aliens, bombs, or poison involved. )
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Keep getting ads for the “bush buckle” - a faux-seatbelt that clicks in so you don’t have to listen to the beep-beep-beep while driving out in the wilds with no seatbelt. Meanwhile, any dog tether will do the same thing for a fraction of the price. Not that I recommend riding sans seatbelt.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
In all seriousness, I don't think it is great that the orcas drove Great Whites away from their fav breeding spot. Even before the sharks were driven off, they were not known for bothering people. As for why the seals are now getting rather alarming diseases, I don't know. Ask a scientist.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Anyway, we are a well known surfing spot. Please, come visit, any time. The sharks are rarely here, the orcas prefer the deeper water...all ya got worry about is those cute, adorable, big eyed seals...
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
They once claimed marine life couldn't get rabies. My area said Hold My Beer and produced rabid seals. Then... seals w/ bird flu/HPAI. NOW? Seals with rabies & HPAI. Thankfully, orcas drove out the Great Whites, so the sharks won't be eating the seals... #CanOrcasHaveRabis or HPAI?
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Another Mossel Bay seal tested for HPAI
MOSSEL BAY NEWS - Samples from a Cape...
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T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Since it IS the Glorious 25th.... here: have a free Hummingbird for your trouble It's angry, it's queer, and it REALLY hates tyrants...
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There’s a storm brewing in Gallow: angry parents, protests at the school, a new priest up at the church with some very clear ideas on sin… and an unfamiliar face in the cottage on the edges of the vil...
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Oh yes, the “pushback” to get off because it used the phone line so nobody could get calls, and people actually cared about not being able to receive or make a call back then. But eventually we moved past dial up and that was GLORIOUS!
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The only “push back,” I recall was the reluctance of professors to accept online sources in a paper. You were supposed to go hunt down books. But it was considered wonderful for sparking curiosity.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
So one of the grooms made the mistake of letting me know his favourite thing to do in his downtime is to read. He is fairly new, so had no idea what he unleashed. Anyway, I look forward to hearing what he enjoyed in the 2 sacks I loaned out so I can better tailor the next load. Ha.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Link is the essential food fight missing ingredient. Link, you may be BlueSky gone, but you are still missed.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Husband returned to Zimbabwe and then made the classic mistake of using Google Maps to direct his route w/o looking at real maps. He knows better but was tired and whoops. Thus, hilarity ensued. 1/
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It’s good to have standards and boundaries in life, even when it comes to free drinks.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I love this for us. And him.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
To be clear, Husband having to rethink his travel route isn’t the problem. Okay, a tiny one, but in the grand scope, it’s nothing. The problem is there is an entire country struggling to get any fuel. While the people who caused the crisis complain their fuel is a little more expensive.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Aww, a Texan blocked me for pointing out the rest of the world is having a much harder time with the fuel shortage they didn’t create. No, it was the US that did that. But the US will be fine. Everyone else? Not so much.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I’m proud of myself. During this entire fuel snafu, I have not once brought up that I TOLD HIM TO TAKE THE EXTRA FUEL BAG. Hell, I offered to duct tape it on there like a fuel bag has not be duct taped before. It would have stayed. I am can accomplish amazing things with duct tape.
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Tiah Marie Beautement @mstiahmarie.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Meanwhile, Mozambique has no fuel in 20 stations … and I am only referring to a section of the country. The rest of the country probably has many more empty stations. But sure, how sad the US has to pay more for a resource that others in the world are struggling to even get.
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