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MSSalleForth

@mssalleforth.bsky.social
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Stuff I do: Edit, write, excitedly auntie. Vegetables. Whole grains. Je suis. Je lis. Always planning for better. Slow to music. Trains, not planes. I am from Mississippi, USA, ffs.

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MSSalleForth @mssalleforth.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Cursed.
Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow:

Wait just a fuckin' second dude's
FIRST NAME is "Markwayne?"
Fuck this.

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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman:

New DHS secretary
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  @Marisa K...11/17/2023:

what fresh hell

[screenshot of article title and byline as follows]

Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel

Michael Luciano
Nov 17th, 2023, 4:12 pm
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MSSalleForth @mssalleforth.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Either this act is defeated and Americans retain our right to vote in *free* and “fair” federal elections, OR replacement government documents at the state level must, by federal law, be made available for free w no barriers like understaffed offices, not being able to file an online request, etc.
From a cdc.gov webpage about cost and requirements to get a replacement birth certificate for anyone born in Mississippi:

Event: Birth
Cost of copy: $17.00
Address:
Vital Records
State Department of Health
P.O. Box 1700
Jackson, MS 39215-1700

Remarks: State office has records since 1912. Additional copies of same record ordered at same time are $6.00 each. Personal check, bank or postal money order or bank cashier's check are accepted and should be made payable to Mississippi State Department of Health. A copy of a valid photo ID for the applicant is required. To verify current fees, the telephone number is (601) 206-8200. A recorded message may be reached on (601) 206-8200. Information on how to obtain certified copies is also available via the Mississippi State Department of Health website.
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MSSalleForth @mssalleforth.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
If you think Americans aren’t protesting, or aren’t protesting “enough” or in the “right” way, your empty head is in your dumb ass.
Screenshot of an excerpt from the linked article (auto-translated into English from German): “The Crowd Counting Consortium based at Harvard University, for example, led by political scientist Erica Chenoweth, counted more than 10,000 organized street protests and demonstrations by the end of 2025 - more than twice as many as in 2017. Among them were nationwide mass protests such as in April under the slogan "Hands Off" against the destruction of state administration operated by Elon Musk or the so-called "No Kings" protests in June and October - the latter with around seven million participants even probably the largest protest event in recent US history. Characteristic for the social resistance, however, were above all the thousands of small and medium-sized protests taking place below the radar of public attention: Compared to Trump's first term, they were geographically much more widespread and also reached out in republican-dominated rural areas.”
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MSSalleForth @mssalleforth.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Hello, Jacksonians and those who aren’t scared of Jackson after dark! Tonight! Open mic, so if you’re entertaining, come out and show out! If you’re not, follow my lead and tell some questionable jokes.🤡👍
A digital invitation to an open mic night that starts at 7pm at The Station (pizza joint) in Jackson, MS. The “memevitation” is Drew Carry sitting at the Whose Line Is It Anyway? desk, introducing the show. Text above him says, “Happy Birthday to Me! (Jokes for everyone else.)” Text below says, “Welcome to December, where [REDACTED] is made up and the birthdays don’t matter.”
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MSSalleForth @mssalleforth.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Xenomorph popping out of an Operation game while Ripley comes in with the loader tweezers
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MSSalleForth @mssalleforth.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
You can make DDG your default browser on an iPhone.
On an iPhone, go to Settings > Search and click the Search Engine option to change the default engine to Duck Duck Go if you need a VPN service.
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MSSalleForth @mssalleforth.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I said your hot-shit take is hateful. Reconstruction was prematurely ended so Dems could have the Presidency, abandoning Southern states to un-prosecuted, unrepentant traitors & their still-powerful heirs. Mississippi is the Blackest US state but you’d smugly fuck over all MSians to be “right.”🖕🏻
For the visually inspired: A gif from Broad City. Abbi and Iliana are using their middle fingers to make themselves smile at a man after he told them to smile.

For the reading-comprehension challenged OP: Go fuck yourself, shitdick.
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MSSalleForth @mssalleforth.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Best output of the era imo is still #gywo. www.mnftiu.cc/category/gyw...
12/2/08
get your war on 81 - #1
Clip Art comic strip.
First panel is a man in a shirt and tie sitting in front of a computer and talking on a desk phone, saying, “So it's official: We entered a recession last December.”
Second panel: Another man in a shirt and tie standing up and talking on a phone, saying, “Dammit, and by the time we realized it, Alan Greenspan was laughing at us from his mansion on the moon!”
Third panel: The first man replying, “Isn't it weird that when
George W. Bush leaves office, he'll still be rich? That makes me think God takes a lot of naps.”
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MSSalleForth @mssalleforth.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Original post deleted, but here’s the image.
Horrible white men and one horrible white woman in suits seated around a table and looking at Elon Musk who is standing and talking. Trumpty Dumpty is the only one not paying attention; he’s looking at his crotch.
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MSSalleForth @mssalleforth.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal Lector standing over a wooden cutting board and cutting meat with a fine piece of cutlery in Hannibal’s beautiful kitchen. A cartoon quote bubble is coming from his mouth and opening to the skeet below this one, which is from a guy who likes to cook and reads: Cutlery excites me.
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MSSalleForth @mssalleforth.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Leaked photo of Hell is going viral in Heaven.
Thousands of people crowding around a parade in a street that looks like Chicago. In the forefront, behind a line of horn and tuba players, is a float with women wearing lederhosen and dancing around a man wearing jeans, a white t-shirt, and a leopard print vest. He is singing into a microphone, probably a Beatles’ cover of “Twist and Shout.” It is definitely a photo smuggled from Hell, perhaps by a demigod or cursed woman, and not a scene from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
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MSSalleForth @mssalleforth.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:
Jack, Chrissie, and Janet from Three’s Company. Jack is wearing a box and a goofy grin while the two women look on in amusement.
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MSSalleForth @mssalleforth.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Santa Rabies
Screenshot of a skeet by @philjamesson: “what the fuck was that just now on my roof” above a skeet from @possumeveryhour which is a photo of a possum on a black shingled roof.
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MSSalleForth @mssalleforth.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Happy Friday the 13th to all, but especially to our void lovelies.
All-black Richard Cat sitting up straight and looking into the distance with his yellow eyes. Behind him is bookshelves and a TV lighting the room.
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MSSalleForth @mssalleforth.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Been a while since I’ve reminded everyone this comic was awesome then and, unfortunately, is still relevant now. www.mnftiu.cc/2004/08/26/w...
“Get Your War On” 8/26/2004 clip art comic. 

Frame 1/3 is a Black man in a shirt and tie, on the phone, and sitting in front of a computer. He says: I’m scared. I think Bush is going to win the election. Damnit. 

Frame 2/3 is a white man in a shirt and striped tie, on the phone saying: Look on the bright side—if George W. Bush wins the election, it just proves that no one can be held responsible for anything. Not even the president. 

Frame 3/3 is the Black man saying: I just want to see him be held responsible for one thing. I’d settle for a candy wrapper dropped on the White House lawn at this point. Just to let me know it’s still possible.

http://www.mnftiu.cc/2004/08/26/war39-5/
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MSSalleForth @mssalleforth.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
youtu.be/6eneRB5z1XM
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