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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

c++ haters just don’t like when languages have features

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

he already had my vote because i hate baby bears but now he triple-has my vote because i love skin cancer and cavities

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

“if i linger on this thirst trap for exactly 237 ms, and on this video of a man pranking his dog for exactly 3.8 seconds, and on this heavily edited video for 2.4 seconds… Perfect. i’ve done it. the greatest instagram reels feed imaginable” (it’s just the guy pranking his dog)

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ghoulzie @gawdz0rz.bsky.social · 29/08/2024

sucks to suck, sucker, but i’m right

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 26/08/2024

what if you took a platoon of newborns and put them on an island with one adult, but that adult promised to only speak gibberish. would they develop language based upon the gibberish? let’s find out.

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 18/08/2024

alpha-beta pruning? how about you be an alpha and prune (mog) these betas. soyboy-ass chessbot

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 18/08/2024

fun fact: all of my skeets are subskeets! i just haven’t yet figured out what i’m subskeeting!

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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 16/08/2024

Have you ever seen something cool, taken a picture, and the picture just doesn't do it justice? This is a sign that you need a better camera.

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 16/08/2024

little control center. what am i controlling? big rc car. where is it? on the open road. how fast does it go? 6 mph. 7 on a good day.

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 16/08/2024

if i won rhe lottery i would be very confused because i have never bought a lottery ticket. with that said, you would notice the local ne’er-do-wells a little bit better funded

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nate @msp729.bsky.social · 11/08/2024

imagine if tame impala was one guy. now imagine if he wasn't tame. feral impala. now imagine if he wasn't an impala. wild beast. now add an "e". you've been played. you fool.

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 16/08/2024

sometimes i forget i have this account and almost post like this on main

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 16/08/2024

[having asked a nine-year-old what they learned in math] what? i already knew all that. hey everybody (room full of quasi-rothko paintings symbolizing my isolation and life of lies) look at idiot here, still learning division! try knowing things instead of learning them. dumbass kid.

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 16/08/2024

if ppl keep being mean on this site of webbing istg i will tell on all of you to my aunt who works at Internet and personally knows Tom MySpace. fear her wrath.

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 12/08/2024

when youre mean to me online this is who youre not being mean to

james danforth quayle, a.k.a. Dan Quayle, george bush’s vice president

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 12/08/2024

i hate calvin and hobbes. and peanuts. and heathcliff.

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 12/08/2024

i believe in jesus but not in god fucker left his son to die when he dies and i judge his soul, god will go to hell

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 12/08/2024

normalize being annoying on the internet

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 12/08/2024

ii love the new york times

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 11/08/2024

i hate category theory and love topology. i also believe that m-theory will unite physics. ama

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 11/08/2024

i will not be doing this, as i am evil. please understand that if you correct me i will double down

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 11/08/2024

i HATE the internet! DON’T google “skateboard dog”!

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 11/08/2024

further victories for evil. virtue stays losing

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 11/08/2024

CW: evil, villainy, awfulness, interplanetary travel, drunk flying oh man what a day

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 11/08/2024

i’m a schemer fr. like a plotter. in my mind are machinations. you couldn’t imagine, unless youre also a planner. ideally one devoted to the world falling apart.

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 11/08/2024

i feel strongly that we should do this. with very large orb comes very great (mystical, even) power, and with very great power comes very great capacity to do evil, as is natural.

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 11/08/2024

wishing everybody an awful morning*! i am filled with malice! *or afternoon, evening, or night, as applicable

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 11/08/2024

drawing little mustaches and eyebrows on the little people in my computer

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 11/08/2024

who up plotting they overthrow of the reigning variant of the same account

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evil nate @msp728.bsky.social · 11/08/2024

initial victory for evil nate

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