iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

LOL tell me you're booking a hotel in Singapore without telling me etc, etc.

A screenshot reading "Durian Policy: _______ has a no-durian policy, with a penalty of SGD 500 for breaches"

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

It says “Open Here” but it lied! Release the Milk Mice from their prison goddamn you!!!!

A packet of chocolate mice being wrangled by a fool

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

He’s fallen asleep on my hand and I don’t dare move 😬

A black cat wearing a cone of shame, resting his cone on a hand, fast asleep

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

So as an Aussie who HATES summer with a fiery passion - may I suggest a relatively cheap way to stay cool at home to my northern hemisphere homies? Buy two large cheap pet cooling gel beds/mats like this -

A screenshot of an amazon ad for a "Large Pet cooling Mat non toxic gel pad"

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Finally got my matching Wonder Engine copy (signed!) and now we are matchy-matchy 😍

A copies of Clockwork Boys and The Wonder Engine by T. Kingfisher looking all gilted and slutty together

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

So I went looking for a pair of jeans and this "barrel" style is everywhere. WTF?? Is this an ode to the bandy-legged cowboy? Ricket-chic? Who is buying these? The models can't even make them look good 🤣

A model poses in a black denim outfit with puffy-legged jeans that make her look bow-legged and an insane matching jacket with puffy sleeves. Even she cannot make it look good

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Just got back from a Lorde concert. If you have a chance to see her, take it - everyone needs to experience the transcendence of belting out “Greenlight” with 15,000 other people once in their lives

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Omg my book of the dead backpack arrived!

A backpack made as a replica of the Book of The Dead from the 1999 film The Mummy

The back of the bag showing gold straps and the gold words “Death is only the beginning”

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Got this as a joke but it’s coming in quite handy this week

A safety sign saying “Cat Vomit - Caution” next to a splash of cat vomit on carpet

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Bought myself a Ruby Etc. print for Xmas and thought it deserved a frame that matched its pure majesty. Going into 2026 with this energy.

A black and white cartoon of a dour woman in a voluminous dress with "Serving Can't" in large letters on the front. It is mounted in an elaborate gold frame

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

My signed Arcane Society special edition @ilonaandrews.bsky.social books made it all the way to Australia in pristine condition.They are so very, very pretty I daren’t take the plastic off for fear of sullying them with my grubby mitts

Three hard back books lined up, looking very fancy in different colours and gold foil gilding

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Look for a Christmas present for the cat, and apparently this one is perfect for fly-kicking felines

A product photo depicting wands with a variety of feathered attachments for use as cat toys. Above them is an photo of a cat who seems to be in the air, awkwardly kicking at nothing

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Having a tough time with stress and pain management right now so I got myself a cheap video projector in the sales. Now I have a view at night when I can’t sleep 😁

A view of a snowy fairytale castle on a hill surrounded by winter forest shot through a medieval style stone window. With my bare foot sticking up from my bed

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttt 🙄

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Small second hand physical media haul today. Two bucks for Uncle Buck!

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Home and fighting the jet lag. Cat so excited to see us he presumably passed out.

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Flying home, and look what’s on the entertainment system @siuttley.bsky.social !

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Hello England! You’re looking lovely today

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Saw the most bitchin’ bunny house in the Black Forest today. Complete with floppy eared symbol on the door 🐰

An old fashioned bunny house made of wood

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Our room attendant had been raising the game every day with Shaun to the stage where we have somehow played out a slow-burn episodic love story between him and a towel-duck. Tonight, they elope!

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Had to pay the toll of “One (1) scritch per person” to this fine fellow at the entrance to the House of the Virgin Mary this morning.

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Most photographed exhibit at the Ephesus Museum today: Cat In Bin - 2025CE

At cat lies on top of a bin, fast asleep

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Meanwhile this little sweetie is watching the adults duke it out

Little ginger and white cat watches from the sidelines

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Got some argy bargy going on under the table… here comes the head waiter to sort it out

Two cats facing off under a restaurant table

A large ginger cat approaches a restaurant table

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Oh hai, I will be your waiter today. I wait for you to feed me…

A ginger street cat waiting by a restaurant table

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Going to see the Oracle for some advice

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Not to mention what might be the most metal wall dressings ever

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

What an utterly charming surprise Otranto turned out to be! Cats and colours, crypts and Amazons

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Ok, well Kotor was overcrowded, hot and not the best experience- but we did get to the tiny cat museum where I became obsessed with these Rolex ads - not sure what decade they hail from, but 50’s or 60’s maybe? They had sadly run out of prints to buy

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Shaun and I are having a lovely time in Korcula today.

A Shaun the Sheep plush toy with a “Shaun says relax” t-shirt sits in the sunshine on a rocky ledge overlooking the Croatian town of Korcula - a town on the coast with white houses and red roofs

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Left Venice behind yesterday. Equally relieved and disappointed. What a beautiful bitch of a city

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Yep, just picking up a few things from the freezer aisle in Venice - anyone want a fresco?

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Shaun is coming with, of course!

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Missed the first drop - sold out in minutes. Now I've pre-ordered for December. Aww yeah, Merry Xmas to me!

A picture of The Mummy (1999) - Book of the Dead backpack, that is indeed a replica of the book of the dead from the film. In backpack form.

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Since my back surgery our former street cat, Cliff has joined me in bed most days and has discovered the wonder that is... The Square of Warm (my electric throw blanket). Really landed on his feet, this one. Fat and happy for the rest of his days.

A tubby black cat curled in a tight ball, sleeping on a blanket

A very tubby black cat stretched out on a blanket, sleeping.

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I love my Star Wars #Andor spoons (used in the Ghorman cafe S2). They have a little groove that fits on the lip of your cup

A gold spoon with a swirl indentation under the scoop that allows you to set it on the lip of your cup. Also it looks cool.

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Awww just saw the finale of Murderbot. What a tasty 30 min morsel it's been every Friday night. Glad to know they've greenlit S2.

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

My #Andor spoons arrived! Direct from Ghorman (Amazon).

A gold spoon with a quirky indented design around the head of the spoon, from S2 of Andor

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Meanwhile, the top story in my home town -

Headline reading “Perth vet’s fight to keep miracle dog with no butthole alive” pictured is a very cute Cavoodle puppy looking sick.

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Yeah and she’d send me right back when she saw the state of my jetés

Cheyenne from the tv series Etoile looking badass

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

Sad Syril from "Andor" flopped hopelessly on a bed

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

To further my thread the other week about the jacket game and general excellence of the costumes on #Andor - Michael Wilkinson is on insta, posting bts pics on all the costumes in detail and it's GLORIOUS! www.instagram.com/michaelwilki...

A mannequin featuring Mon Mothma's beautiful gold Mother-of-the Bride ballgown from the TV series "Andor" - featuring multiple floating sheaths of pleated material draped like a dream.

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Great stuff. My mugs still are going strong after a few years. Jenny and Vastra always get giggles

Two coffee mugs with cartoon versions of Jenny & Vastra from Dr Who and Prince Vultan from Flash Gordon

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

It was a more genteel time, when writers were a selling point...

A DVD cover of children's TV series "Sir Gadabout" with "Written by BAFTA Award Winner Alex Williams" printed in large letters on it.

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Vanessa Yardley @msness.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Kylie concert last night. Absolute blast!

Kylie Minogue singing onstage, suspended inside a huge laser-diamond.

Kylie singing onstage with colourful graphics

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