Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 5hI'm surprised the Christians haven't appropriated her as the 2nd coming... 010
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 5h"You just soft-boil an egg then use a syringe to replace the yolk with warm tap water" - Me explaining Wet Eggs to a horrified postman 000
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 13hSick of people calling me "bird-like" just because I can leap from the window sill to the birdbath 000
Reposted by Widdershins Smith 🐘KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 21hGovernment by Mobster. 411150
Reposted by Widdershins Smith 🐘Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This cannot be ignored. Or tolerated. The developed world needs to turn its back on MAGA America. 822927
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Greed is the most damaging human trait. It is the root cause of all our problems as a species: Organised Religion, Fascism, War, Capitalism, Billionaires (I realise that all these things co-exist in a grey area) 000
Reposted by Widdershins Smith 🐘Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Turning state violence into a public spectacle is a very fascist move BTW. 531928539
Reposted by Widdershins Smith 🐘Armando Iannucci @aiannucci.bsky.social · 08/10/2026www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...bbc.co.ukStrong Message Here - Super Intelligence (with Stewart Lee and Carole Cadwalladr) - BBC SoundsA look at the rebrand of AI. Is it really super? 1125851
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sex so good that they named the word 'spume' after you 011
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If I were to conduct a poll, it would reveal that ~50% of you stay seated to wipe after pooping, and ~50% stand up to wipe. Now, about 90% of you had no idea that the other class of people existed and are frankly disgusted and angry at them. (No, I’m not telling you) 000
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Today in shitification: Mobile voice call quality is getting worse and worse. Stan Collimore will be turning in his grave. 000
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026That's a nice ham you've got there. It'd be a shame if someone put an 's' in front of it and an 'e' behind it. 000
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026When Dems take the House (and, hopefully, the Senate) next month, I'd pay good money to watch an 8-hour grilling of Trump like Hillary et al. had to undergo. Can you imagine?? 🍿 000
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comThe most shocking part of Trump’s comments is what our reaction says about us | Donald Trump | The GuardianListening to the president at a rally these days is a mix of deja vu and word salad, but his decade-long project of division remains abnormal and dangerous 000
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Age yourself with a childhood crush (Nerys Hughes would be very niche for people outside the UK) 000
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This. This is the outcome of deregulation. This is gross capitalism 👇️ 000
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Always weird when I go to the basement and stand in the centre of the mysterious children’s drawing on the floor, and the power goes out 000
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Last night I dreamt Trump was banged up in Rikers for the rest of his days.... 000
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Enjoying a traditional british meal of owl chins in buttered water 110
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026She borrows my shirts, hoodies, sweatpants... I borrow one dress, and it's "We need to talk". 000
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Today has been beautiful in #Plymouth Back in the early 90s, I did a canoe relay race in Staffordshire every first weekend in October. I remember it being bloody cold, camping in a Scout Field. I thought I'd check the temperature and the trend since: 100
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year, you'll learn 365 useless things. 000
Reposted by Widdershins Smith 🐘THE NERVE @thenerve.news · 04/10/2026Good morning. Just how much have successive UK governments spent - or is the current one due to spend - with Peter Thiel’s Palantir? 🧵⤵️ 4134101
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#F1 fans: "AI has caused all the problems with these cars". Do they not remember F1 from the last 50 years where most cars had mechanical breakdowns? Why doesn't that happen any more? Oh yeah, computers made manufacturing better. 000
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Italian Electrics? Never.... #F1 #BahrainGP #Sepang 000
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Tories want the poor to pay for the rich, again... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukConservatives pledge to scrap £100,000 childcare 'cliff edge'Party leader Kemi Badenoch tells the BBC that she wants to see "people who work harder" not getting punished for doing so. 151
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just barely resisted the urge to text "I command you to bring me peanut butter" to everyone in my contacts list at 3:35 am on a Sunday 001
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026As a science experiment (purpose unclear) I've decided to drink my dog's ear medication then build an authentic medieval catapult in the garden 021
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Getting into telekinesis just to mess with my cat 000
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My sister's dog will only eat out of a ramekin. We tried calling other bowls ramekins, but he knows. 000
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Performatively engaging in normal social activities before going home to put on my crab costume and scuttle about in the wet darkness 000
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Self-acceptance means, for me, being okay with being a little iffy on the distinction between a rhino & hippo, sometimes a walrus, and occasionally a ferret. 000
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"go fish" is my favourite card game that is also an encouraging thing to say to one or more fish 000
Reposted by Widdershins Smith 🐘James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.) 9853462189
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fitness diary: 6.20: Drank a fruit smoothie 6.23: (twitching) 6.24: Bought and ate a 5-tier wedding cake 000
Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just drove past a sign in a fast-food place that said "Good food but great taste" And I can't get it out of my head. BUT! WTF is the BUT doing there? Ooooh, I am vexed… 000