Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Mogul skiing. Nope. Absolutely not. My knees are genuinely hurting just watching. #winterolympics 010
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Although mine is considerably less healthy and contains sherry. 010
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Come see the snow you say? Nope. No thankyou. Why would I leave blankie snuggles you daft staff. 0113
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Now we are 2 we bring our own 'presents' 🐁🐀 in to celebrate. Mouse hunt party game. Happy Birthday you mischievous, quirky, adorable princess Lyra! 031
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Appears that my home office is now a co-working space. Not much work being done though. 😴😹 031
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 21/08/2025GCSE results day in our house. The most disappointing aspect was none of the teenagers went to the park, downed 2 litres of cheap cider and smoked a spliff after. The youth of today 🤷♀️😂 #gcse #gcseresults 000
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I is so sleepy 😴 been up since 5am, so time for a nap, squished in the most uncomfortable place I can find but it's handy for keeping 1/2 an eye on my garden. You know, just in case birdies, mouses or my arch enemy pass by. 021
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 17/08/2025She didn't wake me up today. Panic. Searched the house thinking she was ill and hiding. Turns out Lyra (aka Houdini) has figured out how to push open narrow inaccessible, high up, teeny windows to escape into the night. 000
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 26/07/2025🤷♀️ cushion not good enough for her majesty? My wierdo cat. #caturday 051
Reposted by MelissaFreelancers Make Theatre Work @freelancersmake.bsky.social · 23/07/2025"All future artists, actors, directors, writers are sitting in school right now. Find them. And make sure drama, music and the arts are funded, supported and celebrated in every school in the land." - Russell T Davies, screenwriter. #FreelancersMakeTheatreWork #ArtsAndCulture 031
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Her Majesty is a scaredy cat. Everything scares her, but not, it appears thunderstorms. First cat I've had that hasn't hidden in terror. Happy watching with me. 000
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 17/07/2025My just turned 16 yr old is really pleased, albeit he'll be 18 by the next election anyway! 120
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 17/07/2025The buddleia is full of butterflies and bees.......someone is trying very hard to catch em. 000
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 15/07/2025My humans are back from their holiday so I'm being the prettiest, cutest most adorable good girl I can be. So they never leave me again. #guilttrip #catsofbluesky 191
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 29/06/2025The Prodigy aren't messing about. That is how you headline a festival. #glastonbury2025media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a man with the words i 'm a firestarter above himALT: a black and white photo of a man with the words i 'm a firestarter above him 010
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 23/06/2025It's Monday shenanigans. No sign of the cat, will have to send out a search party 🙄😉😆 021
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 21/06/2025It's a scorchio day! Hope you all manage to stay cool and hydrated.youtu.beScorchio! - The Fast Show | Shade StationYouTube video by Shade Station 000
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 18/06/2025She's found the one shady spot where a slight breeze comes through the back gate, bless her. Come 9pm when it's cooler they'll be back to full throttle! 010
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Achieved a whole new level of parenting this morning. Gaffer taped school shoes 😂 020
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 08/06/2025First pick of the sweetpeas. They smell divine but can't stay in our house 🤧🤧🤧🤧. Posies for the neighbours. 120
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Art class today, stormy seas. Appropriate with the weather today! I love painting the sea. 051
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 17/05/2025🇬🇷 Douze points most entries for #Eurovision2025 picky tea. Runner up 🇮🇹 then 🇫🇷 🇧🇪 🇳🇱 🇩🇪 🇪🇸. Nil points 🇬🇧 020
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Let's get the cushions and parasol out to eat outside. Or, maybe not. Cat. 030
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Her Majesty had decreed that henceforth, we will only use windows to enter the house. If said windows are closed, we will demand staff open them. Including the one next to the perfectly working catflap. #catsofbluesky 030
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 29/03/2025We saw it in London last year with Ben Wishaw and Lucian Msamati. It's such a great play when performed well! 110
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 28/03/2025The "Sorry mummy. I know I've been really, really naughty. But I'm just so pretty and full of remorse you have to forgive me" pose. 010
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 27/03/2025In bed nodding off. The cat bought in a shrew at the same time my son dropped a pint of water down the stairs. Shrew swimming up waterfall. Cat, frantic. Boy laughing hysterically. Chaos. Wide awake now! 001
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Well, this is rather brilliant, so pleased I saw your post. Thankyou! 020
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Good morning #catsofbluesky people. Lyra is hiding from usual household morning chaos. Sneakily peeking though. You know. Just in case she misses anything important. Like treats. Or a passing mouse. FOMO 😹. 040
Reposted by MelissaMiranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 17/03/2025Woman on the bus: What blusher do you use? Her friend: Oh, cold air, a brisk walk, alcohol or sometimes the menopause. You? 316119
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 13/03/2025I agree, and Europeans in general, I think that boils down to inter generational family units and being socialised in restaurants etc from a very very young age. 110
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Yes, most are! Mine had no control/motor skills whatsoever. Still doesn't as a teen tbh 😂 220
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 13/03/2025I used to dread these 😂😂 My boy mowed people down like an out of control rally driver despite my best efforts. Think bumper car carnage. 120
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 13/03/2025There's a birthday in the house, therefore wrapping and a paper bag for the cat! 020
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Nice view for an employment law seminar #hr #employment law #brighton 031
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Pffft. I'd rather have the cover off and comfy cushions in the sun puddle. Still, I've made my point. #catsofbluesky #catswithattitude 0130
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Aww poor Missy. Lyra has been to the vets with a poorly eye too. Torn Cornea. On the mend now though, usual mischief has resumed. Hope Missy makes a speedy recovery. Good luck with eye drops 😬 This is her angry after them hideous drops! 020
Melissa @mslissas.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Such a busy day out patrolling in the spring sunshine. Didn't even stop for a nap it was so exciting to be out out. Done for the day, toasty and snoozing. 050