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Matt Shaffer

@mshaffer.bsky.social
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lord, I've seen what you've done for others... 🙏🏻
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
There's a shark scene that still makes me laugh every time.
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's not good.
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The current view of Pittsburgh is not great....
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The penguins already have a set of twins.
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
That's warning sign #4 that you're in a cult.
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
BREAKING: Wyld Stallyns have pulled out of President Trump’s America 250 concert.
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Apparently you can buy buckets of coffee now.
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My watch said I was a little stressed for that last 2 minutes or so.
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
What trump actually said.
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Nope, can't figure out why he won't make it.
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The insides of the cartridges are pretty accurate to the real thing too.
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I'd ask you to make sure you're fulling inside the "free speech zone" before beginning your protest.
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Yep. Until the end of this season.
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I'm starting to think that this maybe wasn't a legitimate award...
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Let's Go Pens!
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I mean, come on. How cool is this?
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
If I'm Paul Skenes, I'm doing anything I can to get traded from this dumpster fire of a team. I'd go straight heel turn. Bad mouth the team, the owner, the city, the fans, etc. Whatever it takes to get sent to a team that cares even a fraction about the product they're putting on the field.
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Nope
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
If only there was something that could have prevented all of this...
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I'm not a doctor, but this may be why I can't breathe when I'm mowing the yard.
Lawn mower covered in pollen.Lawn mower covered in pollen.
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Yeah they need to just hire you now.
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
@jimlokay.com You were on The Daily Show again last night!
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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Matt Shaffer @mshaffer.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
First live game in 4 years and it looks like I'll be able to head home REAL early.
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