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Michael Scanlan

@mscanner.bsky.social
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If I was scared, I would And if I was bored, you know I would And if I was yours, but I’m not.

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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I believe you forgot the spaghetti and the bread. The garlic looks delicious, though.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The USA is number one in all of the wrong categories.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Many Are Gargantuan Assholes
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What a coincidence, I love EATING biscuits.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, uh, don't drink that.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I prefer self checkout so that I don't have to make mindless small talk with yet another person who hates their job.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's mostly the healthy food that seems to get contaminated. Unfortunately, it's only gonna get worse.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That's it: let your freak flag fly!
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Either that or it's trying to prevent it's last few braincells from escaping. 😄
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pancakes for dinner, anyone?
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My mother never needed a break from me because I was always playing outside.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hot AF and a certified Badass.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
He never gives it a moment of thought. He has diarrhea of the mouth.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
5. The cat knows that it's in charge and not the human. Sorted
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That's why it's up to us to care for our own health and the health of our loved ones. The rest can suck it.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I've never had a cat walk away mid scratchins though.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
But notice how Drumph is mostly disrespectful to women. He never talks shit to a man, especially Netanyahu, Putin, or Erdoĝan.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's not ALL men but it's ALWAYS men.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
That's one time that the dog would avoid biting the mailman and instead bite the orange hemorrhoid.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
And Americans shouldn't have to contribute to the Wounded Warrior fund. Take oil company subsidies away and fund the V.A.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It should have also been divulged since the very beginning that it was released by the laboratory in Wuhan, China.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Let's launch Elon into space but his money stays here. Money is no good in outer space.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Been there, done that. Spilled some but ate more than I spilled.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We are all the same, meaning that no one is better than anyone else. If you feel inferior to someone else, then that's your fault and not the fault of the target of your ire.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Trump thinks that they're his friends. They gave him money, he gave them more tax breaks and continued obfuscation.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Lindsey Graham probably got some object stuck in his anus, panicked, had a heart attack, and died.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
There's video online of Turkish president Erdoğan redirecting Trump several times because he either was wandering off or incapable of facing the correct way.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
and now I'm very jittery and I can't take a nap.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It's time to get a smaller box. One corner is warm but four corners is downright comfy cozy.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Words, words words. Blah, blah, blah. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Never lose your curiosity. It's what keeps your mind and your youth intact.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
No one wants to be in a room with him due to the overwhelming stench.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"Beautiful faces and loud, empty places Look at the way that we live Wasting our time on cheap talk and wine Left us so little to give That same old crowd was like a cold dark cloud That we could never rise above But here in my heart I give you the best of my love."
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We can all tell how bad of a presidential he is by the way he looks. But then again, he is a true representative of his faction in government and his supporters.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The red card should have never been issued in the first place as it is reserved for malicious actions and not accidental collisions.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The referees helped England win against Mexico in failing to call several penalties and in giving England that egregious penalty kick.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What's also shocking is the mind numbing stupidity of climate change deniers.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Enshittification should not be thrust upon the White House.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Jibber jabber.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I would rename it "Bonne nuit, la lune", if it were mine.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It's because the dorks criticizing her are secretly attracted to men. They're desperate for the next MCU sausage fest. It makes great masturbation material for them. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Act now before it's remaining brain cells run out. 😁
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You forgot to mention that they were also syphilitic inbred misogynistic winos. The more you know.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Home pitch advantage definitely helps.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I wonder how many will be arrested for public indecency?
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
FAFO, whiny little bitch Drumph.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Denying scientific facts doesn't make you right, it means that you're dumb, with a capital "B".
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Trump and Netanyahu are war criminals and should spend their lives in prison. They can bide their time by fellating each other.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
When the new 60 Minutes begins in the fall, it's gonna be an ass kissing contest, just like those grotesque cabinet meetings.
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Michael Scanlan @mscanner.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The Albanians don't want a Trumpstein island in their country.
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