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Nell Urban (parody)

@msandrist59.bsky.social
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pee pants, wretched creature, has never went to oovoo javer

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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
did a faux-angry bit on Threads and someone tried to match my energy and be part of the bit so i doubled down and matched it back and they immediately took offense and thought I was actually being mean all bc i out-bitted them by actually being committed to it and they were just casually committed 😞
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Going potty can actually be so rejuvenating if you allow it to be
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Bill Clinton? You mean the guy River Phoenix campaigned for in the 1992 U.S. presidential election?
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Candace Owens, Jr., 70 years from now: “If Netanyahu just wanted to expel and eradicate Palestinians from Israel — OK, fine. The problem is he had dreams outside of Israel. He wanted everyone to be a zionist.”
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Minneapolis police with a show of horse over the July 4th weekend
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I bet the dude who Mary cheated on Joseph with was so relieved to find out he wasn’t the father
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
At the local dive shewtin’ pool Saw ‘er sittin’ on a barstool So fine I nearly dropped my cue I was workin’ hard to keep ma cool All i could think to say was “Who’re yew?” She said “I gotta yewz the bathroom” And my achin’ heart sank through the roof Before she turned and said “there’s rewm fer tew”
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I could write a country music song in five seconds
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Is it a prerequisite for 21st century male country singers to have absolutely no stage presence whatsoever?
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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a man in a green jacket says i feel shocked in front of a crowd
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I can only hope is that by the time my job is lost to AI a new industry will have emerged requiring video game type skills
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Robin Tunney has very strong oboe energy
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Women should be allowed to pass bad checks with no repercussions
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Why do dads have such “i borned my own best friend” energy about their sons
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Old PEOPLE. should not. have to work. at GROCERY STORES!
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I could probably eat tootsie rolls forever
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
She’s been like this ever since she was forced to file for bankruptcy 😔 hurts my heart
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Whoa whoa whoa why didn’t anyone tell me how hot Minister of Industry, Registrar General of Canada and Minister responsible for Canada Economic Development for Quebec Regions Mélanie Joly is?
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 04/06/2025
Happy 50th birthday to the iconic Angelina Jolie.
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Another day of shouldering the burden
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Rod Stewart looks like Martin Short cosplaying as Clay Aiken
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Daughter named Nell fyi
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
The last bridge of “Cosmic” by Red Velvet will permanently shift your brain chemistry if you let it
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I have never once regretted staying home
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
If you’re reading this, do a kegel
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Reality isn’t real, you guys. It was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem crazy.
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
It fucken WIMDY
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I’ll bring my car in when the other two hubcaps fall off
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I had a dream where a coalition of Boomers, Millennials, and Gen Zers were brought together and told they had to save the world by the next day, and when the meeting ended, the Boomers immediately sat down and started playing poker with each other and the Zoomers started making small fires
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
“We would wipe ‘em out” (This was 2014 by the way)
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Past tense of climb should be clumb
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
RIP Joan Rivers, you would have loved Israel’s genocide of the Palestinians
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I’m so sick of everyone pretending like Joan Rivers wasn’t a massively heinous cunt. She wasn’t even funny, she was just bombastically mean-spirited.
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I made the screen in my VR headset too big and got social anxiety from an NPC
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
God i hope it’s the pizza guy
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I’m taking my performance of life on the road for my “Vibes-Based Analysis 101” tour to promote my upcoming book, “Addition By Subtraction: How To Pad The Stats Of Your Judgement Skills By Ignoring Your Ignorance,” where I list my personal opinions about different things
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Tequila Mockingbird haha
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Younger than me and already retired 😔
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Chuck Schumer, Dana Carvey, Vladimir Putin
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Winston Churchill was like if Plutarch Heavensbee fucking sucked to be around
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The guy who said discussing his favorite parts of the bible is too personal wants to be pope
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Moving my bank’s app into the Games folder on my phone because my finances are a JOKE
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The Midnight Bread
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
There should be a Best Performance as a Little Freak category at award shows
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I try to stay out of coastal beefs, but tonight the New York Knicks remixed the song “California Love” to say “🎶New York City🎶knows how to party🎶” and that seems wrong to me
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
My mom is younger and more beautiful
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Nell Urban (parody) @msandrist59.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
It’s baseball butt season ☺️
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