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@mrwonderclown.bsky.social
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he/him. 23. i’m here purely out of spite. omegaverse’s biggest fan, ai’s biggest hater | ao3.org/users/dicklessthewonderclown | | substack.com/@dicklessthewonderclown |

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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 51s
whumptober day 7: give me your eyes (i need sunshine) stormpilot | mature | 1.8k words archiveofourown.org/works/92559601
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whumptober day 6: smile for the camera peter parker | mature | 1.4k words archiveofourown.org/works/92371186
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
whumptober day 5: the winner takes it all lawrenitez | teen | 1.2k words archiveofourown.org/works/92370641
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
whumptober day 4: the only difference between murder and martyrdom is perspective ryland grace | teen | 1.2k words archiveofourown.org/works/92370156
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
whumptober day 3: well it’s cold, cold, cold (cold inside) stony | teen | 2k words archiveofourown.org/works/92128161
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
whumptober day 2: oh my friends, my friends forgive me (that i live and you are gone) stony | teen | 1k words archiveofourown.org/works/91953936
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
happy whumptober guys!! i’m okay (lie to me) by dicklessthewonderclown (destiel | explicit | 3.4k words)
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
new conclave fic !! archiveofourown.org/works/90599711
ao3 fanfic: there i saw you standing (must have been a holy light) by dicklessthewonderclown
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
substack.com
fahrenheit 451 is not about censorship*
*it is not ~just~ about censorship
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
www.msn.com/en-us/news/n... #breakingnews #lindseygraham #uspolitics
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
substack.com/@dicklessthe...
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the ai fanfiction problem
why does it exist in the first place?
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valerie gritsch @valderie.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Episode 2 of #FanningOutPod is now live, featuring @mrwonderclown.bsky.social discussing fandom, Destiel fan fic and the omegaverse. linktr.ee/fanningoutpod
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
conclave angst hot off the press !! archiveofourown.org/works/80898366
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
open.substack.com/pub/dickless...
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"real writing"
spoiler alert, it includes fanfiction
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
merry christmas (please don’t call) archiveofourown.org/works/76394826
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
working on my annual christmas fic of angst pain, this year featuring stanford era dean. stay tuned for ‘merry christmas (please don’t call)’
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
just remembered this app exists. anyways i have never seen a man who looks more like a cuck than steven miller
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
whumptober day one !! #fanfic #ao3 #destiel #whumptober archiveofourown.org/works/71667236
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
what the fuck are they putting in the water that makes baltimore drivers so fucking awful
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
my favorite linguistic phenomenon by far is turning nouns into verbs, a la get [noun]ed, idiot
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
returning to my roots (hitting the cart as hard as i can in a church bathroom)
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 31/07/2025
"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!" Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
got a new blender, going to christen it with frozen piña coladas
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
every time someone deletes character ai an angel gets its wings
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
i love exceeding the daily recommended amount of caffeine
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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I tend to use dashes a lot whenever I write anything, and it's getting increasingly annoying having to minimize that in order for ppl to not think that it was written by some fucking clanker
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
my god maryland drivers are awful. i need to be unleashed on the 405 in my dad’s muscle i feel like that would fix at least something
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
not every bad driver drives a tesla, but i’ve never seen a tesla driver who didn’t fucking suck
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
ngl i got a job and then promptly forgot this app existed. anyways i love old man yaoi. forget bert and ernie, frog and toad are where it’s at
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
back on my destiel ginsberg bullshit
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
knuckle tats that say yaoi and yuri
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
happy to report that, with a dirty shirley, day two of trying to convince my fiance that he likes gin was another success
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
my fiance who Does Not like gin’s reaction ways “oh wait this is actually really good”
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
i’ve been experimenting with cocktails, and here’s tonight’s success. i call it the ‘i forgot that gin makes me become my father’ - gin - white cran peach juice (measure based on how gin-forward you want it to be) - a splash of the peach monster - ice it’s on the sweeter side, crisp, & refreshing
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
putting my liberal arts degree to good use with a new substack post about the onegaverse 👀
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getting philosophic with the omegaverse
whether or not i think philosophers i've read like the omegaverse (this time with some explanation)
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
the worst driver you’ve ever seen is always in a tesla with the most fuck ass of wraps
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
if you green out it’s bc the weed knows you’re not pure of heart
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
im tired of this grandpa 😭😭😭
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em ✨🏴‍☠️🎃 @emcolbs.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
making art right now isn’t pointless making art right now isn’t pointless making art right now isn’t pointless making art right now isn’t pointless
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
new pope!dean pic just dropped (was sent to me from that glorious night)
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
GET ICE THE FUCK OUT OF LA
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Hazel @das-hazel.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
"We need a rating system on books like movies" ppl only apply this to romance books and let's be real its not gonna work out considering how many conservatives/book censor advocates consider queer books as inherently explicit :/
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
things that do belong at pride: kink things that don’t belong at pride: cops
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
in light of elon saying trump is in the epstein files, i would like to announce that the sky is blue and the pope is catholic
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
finally out my fuck ass mold filled basement apartment in the fuck ass city where i went to school
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
i hate packing i hate moving i hate change
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
the ao3 author’s curse can’t get me if i never finish a fic bc i keep starting new ones
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
back to back gc2b and military recruitment ads on youtube goes fucking crazy
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dean @mrwonderclown.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
tiktok stop gentrifying lean
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