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NP Sweeney

@mrweeney.bsky.social
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🇳🇿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 Arty-farty type. Career illustrator & designer. Plays drums (well), bass (ok) & guitar (bad). A #spoonie grappling with chronic illness. Also, chronic illness be fecked - I'll have a Jameson, Ardbeg or Springbank please.

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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Trump has so many nicknames but "President Redacted" is the one I hope will stick for all eternity.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
She's gonna end up a gold-spray ornament on a wall somewhere.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Venezuela must return land it stole from the USA? What in the sweet suffering fuck is he on about now? Oil fields *IN VENEZUELA* from where American companies were booted? Or does he think every Miss Venezuela still occupies the dressing room they barricaded against him back in the day?
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Those wanting to outsmart his tantrums simply distract him with shiny trinkets - as if he's a toddler with an AR-15.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I too could have a listening age of half my actual age if I just kept searching for "How do I make my Tik Tok cool?"
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
A long forgotten, but notably moronic, entry in a Darwin Awards list.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I mean he was that dumb BEFORE the dementia kicked in...
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It feels hinky. Very very hinky.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I'm choosing to think that's the cumulative effect of pressure. One single drip of outrage joins another until it becomes a flood. Right there's is a real lesson in hope when facing seemingly untouchable power.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Did ICE find the app on a phrenology site? We're gonna need a bigger Hague.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
That's feckin sickening.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I'm not a believer in heavenly signs, but imagine if this fat ugly orange cloud means today is the day...
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Just WOW. The hypocrisy is scalding.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I agree. Speaking of, have you seen this clever clip before?
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Not New Zealand though. Thanks for the ongoing global humiliation, Wingnut Government.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The Fallen Arch. Monument to bone spurs.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Of *almost everyone* selling out in Saudi.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Let's start calling him Joseph Gerbil.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Not really a fan of his obnoxious personality, but he seems to annoy the right, the centre and the left - so that makes me think he's an equal opportunity asshole who tries what's best for EVERYBODY at times. I can at least respect that.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Holy moly. This coalition just keeps showing out as the most antidemocratic govt NZ has seen in generations. Can't figure out if it's Seymour's Atlas Group influence or just the global right wing follwing Trumps step by step neo-dictatorship. Either way - the coalition are dangerous.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
It's almost as if someone* in the coalition is hellbent on showing Luxon as an incompetent and unpopular leader. *Luxon. It's Luxon.
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Carrie Marshall - MySeveralWorlds.com @myseveralworlds.com · 01/10/2025
A nice play on a familiar graphic... I turned it up a notch for us chronic folks! Why you should never offer health advice... Someone's health (illustrated as large circle) What you know about it! (The tiny dot in the circle.) Credit: Carrie #MySeveralWorlds #Spoonie #AutoimmuneDisease
A nice play on a familiar graphic... I turned it up a notch for us chronic folks!

Why you should never offer health advice...
Someone's health (illustrated as large circle)
What you know about it! (The tiny dot in the circle.)

Credit: Carrie #MySeveralWorlds

#ChronicallyIconic #Spoonie #AutoimmuneDisease
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
"Physical standards. Combat Arms. Warfighter. Lethal. Killer. Lethal combat warfighter." Hegseth writes his speeches by cutting up GI Joe comics and pulling the clippings randomly out of an empty Captain Morgan box.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
A huge chunk of the world thinks America should not be growing used to it. From the outside looking in, as you say, it is absolutely insane.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
"PLEASE think I'm cool." What a weapons grade douchebag.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
And a hoofwanking bunglefuck.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Move the UN General Assembly to Toronto. The US is increasingly an unstable and its govt has today shown blatant hostility to the UN organisation. The UN really needs to have an alternate headquarters always ready in cases like this where the main venue is invaded by a hostile orange bunglefuck.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Literally EVERYTHING is out to get these professional victims.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Probably sees an opportunity to brand himself as the new Kirk, complete with a weird head.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Couldn't agree more. I'm gobsmacked the media wasn't all over Seymour trying to import one of the most divisive MAGA figureheads into NZ parliament. Not surprised he tried it, given his far right work history in Canada. Just shocked how thinly our reporters cover things these days.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Cheapened like everything Trump touches.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Oof. That hits right in the ring of truth.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
*Seinfeld Intro Song*
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Don't forget Boag and Whale-Oil. Vile and vilerer.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
To be fair, it was a giant head he was aiming at.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Donny J Brasco.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
"Look, what I will say to you is this. If there's even a hint of a good news story anywhere from now until election day, I'll be pinning myself to it. I'm wealthy, I'm sorted, I'm desperate."
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
This from G.I. Joke, who was recently outflanked by a pull up bar.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Here's me thinking "Cracker Barrel" was the name for Trump's new Air Force One. I'm a New Zealander so cut me some slack.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I'm in New Zealand so I've been confused by all this talk of Cracker Barrel. I figured that's what Trump had named his new 747.
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
A sure sign of a weak man is the need to be led by a 'strong man'.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
These fuckers *want* the reaction don't they? MAGA admin is begging for an excuse to enact martial law.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
And road freight companies are big donors to Nats, so there's that too.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
He's so insecure he shouldn't be let out of a safe room, heavily staffed by psychology professionals.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
He thinks he's a genius, but he only shows stupidity. He thinks he's tough but he reeks of weakness.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
He's a joke. With access to power he's a dangerous joke, but still a joke nonetheless.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
That guy has always looked like a character from a 1980's horror film.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Well that's double the average IQ at a Trump rally.
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
*bone spurs*
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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
"I talked to corporate and corporate said there's nothing to see here. Sorry. Above my pay grade."
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