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Michael

@mrvartist.bsky.social
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Gay Artist (Meanjin/Brisbane Australia) And I’m a bottom (mostly! I do side though) I like to think I'm funny Please don't add me without some level of engagement.

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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So I’m massively broke again… my cute straight guy bought me enough groceries to survive until I get my next welfare payment. I’m literally in tears because… yeah… I just am
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I completely forgot that I had to an install... This install today did my head in and I have a fair bit of experience. It looks so good. I was worth the meltdown.
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So I’m broke again… cute straight guy bought me a packet of cigarettes and some food. It’s one of the nicest things someone has done for me in ages.
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I got yelled at today by the assistant manager of the motel because I apparently let a woman into my room… Yeah… Apparently it’s on camera… Figure that out! I hate homophobes. I know don’t feel safe where I live.
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I need to stop getting drunk with straight people...
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Read the image… I apparently offended a content creator because she charges people to write artist statements and I don’t have the bandwidth to deal with and I know it will get nasty… it always does. So I’m avoiding social media for a bit I can’t deal with hate or death threats again
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm going to throw this out there. I know my reach is small - I do not care my account is authentic. If you have a huge number of accounts you follow or follow you - I do not care. If you haven't engaged with me or liked a post - honestly f off...
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So the straight guy that I have a crush on. We got hammered again last night. It made me realise something. I’m non-threatening, I don’t hit on guys i know aren’t gay. It was just the companionship and he was very affectionate last night and right now that’s maybe enough for me.
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s Friday… I’m still processing stuff into black and white… #fatcockfriday #fcf #morningwood #uncut #uncutcock
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So straight guy I’m crushing on… knocks on my door asking for some cigarettes… i was on Bluesky…. So I have more medical… I swear my life is surreal
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You can guess what it is…
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’m not a weed smoker… this is medical and legal. The straight guy that I’m crushing on massively literally knocked on my door and gave me this. My life is truly surreal…
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It's been a while since I've posted a selfie
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So for the fourth year I’m a finalist in the Brisbane Pride art exhibition… I chose to submit part of the work I did for my grad cert and this is probably my most personal and political work I’ve done. I’m actually stoked now just how to work out how to present it 🤣
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
To start with it’s Saturday so here’s a #softie for y’all #softcocksaturday #uncut #uncutcock #bator
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s Friday apparently… #fatcockfriday #fcf #uncut #uncutcock
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m a day late… #monochromemonday #mcm #uncut #softcock
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I think farcebook and Insta are about to massively punish me… I was uploading a dick pic to me close friends and well yes… I tapped the wrong thing and I couldn’t delete it for a bit… oops! 😂
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
#uncut #uncutcock #softcock #foreskin
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yeah so woke up feral… #morningwood #uncut
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
So I saw something before that actually made me a bit sad… William Orbit passed away and he’s been a huge part of my life. Rest in peace mate.
youtu.be
William Orbit - Barber's Adagio For Strings (Ferry Corsten Remix) (HD)
YouTube video by soundzful
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I know this is a gay mind explosion… it was the duet that was hinted at. This is almost perfect the way Stuart Price has produced and mixed this. It’s absolutely brilliant.
youtu.be
Madonna & Kylie - Love Sensation (Afterhours Mix) Official Lyric Video
YouTube video by Madonna
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
So it’s Saturday here… #softcocksaturday #uncut
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I've been chasing this for years
youtube.com
The Animatrix (2003) - Clayton Watson, Akio Ôtsuka, Pamela Adlon
YouTube video by Animation Animatrix
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I took a straight man to 3 gay bars… Man gay bars in this city suck now and the drink prices!
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It must be Friday... #fatcockfriday #uncut
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm met a really nice guy... He's Austrian and travelling around the world... Honestly can the universe stop throwing hot straight guys at me...
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#monochromemonday
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m very drunk… very drunk… I just spent some serious time with one the most beautiful people I’ve ever met. He’s straight but he’s pretty and he gives good hugs. I think I made a friend.
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oops 😬
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#softcocksaturday
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#fatcockfriday #fcf
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's a bit cheeky!
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#fursday
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Yeah so this… #morningwood #uncut
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It’s #humpday
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’ve still not done my washing… #jockstrap #bulge
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Is it #tummytuesday ?
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I was in a #jockstrap so you knew this was coming eventually… #monochromemonday
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I obviously need to clean my floor...
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I need to do my washing #jockstrap #bulge #monochromemonday
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well then… #uncut #monochromemonday
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’ve been awake far too long already and as today is my Monday here is some #monochrome goodness for you #monochromemonday (I will admit I prefer this in colour)
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This makes me angry! I know people fall for these scams. These muppets are taking advantage of people who can’t afford it and probably also smart enough to realise. It’s so cruel. I went to report the ad and I clicked the wrong thing.
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m not excited… I’m not!
youtu.be
EVANGELION BRAND NEW SERIES PRODUCTION CONFIRMATION English Version
YouTube video by 株式会社カラー khara inc.official
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Anyone up for a nap?
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
3rd entry… originally this was inspired by someone in their 20s telling me I could call him ‘daddy’ - I’m in my early 50s. I was completely dumbfounded and felt like something somewhere got lost… life is weird.
“Daddy Issues” serves as a visual interrogation of language and generational disconnect within queer culture. The stenciled phrase, "there is no such thing as daddy issues without a daddy," directly addresses the modern co-opting of the term 'daddy' by young gay men. Historically, this title served a vital role as a marker of respect for queer elders. By applying the text in white and deliberately overstenciling it in green, the physical application of the paint reflects the ways in which historical meaning is obscured by contemporary culture. It is an invitation to reflect on the roots of the language we use and the generations we are meant to honour.
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Second entry submitted… artist statement in the alt text. I decided to do an “excerpt” of the artist book I did for my grad cert.
"Ya Poofta" was the major project for my graduate certificate in visual arts. What began as an examination into the etymology of homophobic slurs evolved into a deep dive into the history of homophobia in Queensland. This research brought my own feelings of disconnection from Brisbane to the surface. That sense of alienation began with my arrival as a child migrant from the Netherlands and was further compounded by my mid-life return to the city following the breakdown of my marriage.
The physical work features handmade paper pulped from a deeply personal archive. By using materials like my immigration documents, divorce papers, and 1990s gay magazines alongside abstracted train-window photography, the piece visually reinforces this enduring sense of displacement and disconnection."Ya Poofta" was the major project for my graduate certificate in visual arts. What began as an examination into the etymology of homophobic slurs evolved into a deep dive into the history of homophobia in Queensland. This research brought my own feelings of disconnection from Brisbane to the surface. That sense of alienation began with my arrival as a child migrant from the Netherlands and was further compounded by my mid-life return to the city following the breakdown of my marriage.
The physical work features handmade paper pulped from a deeply personal archive. By using materials like my immigration documents, divorce papers, and 1990s gay magazines alongside abstracted train-window photography, the piece visually reinforces this enduring sense of displacement and disconnection."Ya Poofta" was the major project for my graduate certificate in visual arts. What began as an examination into the etymology of homophobic slurs evolved into a deep dive into the history of homophobia in Queensland. This research brought my own feelings of disconnection from Brisbane to the surface. That sense of alienation began with my arrival as a child migrant from the Netherlands and was further compounded by my mid-life return to the city following the breakdown of my marriage.
The physical work features handmade paper pulped from a deeply personal archive. By using materials like my immigration documents, divorce papers, and 1990s gay magazines alongside abstracted train-window photography, the piece visually reinforces this enduring sense of displacement and disconnection.
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I really need to stop posting from my archives 😅 anyhoo here you go… Sunday! #cum #uncut #bator
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Michael @mrvartist.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I just dealt with my first instagram job scam. I’ve worked as a corporate researcher and I’ve spent 12 years in higher education… I’m not dumb… anyway they deleted the profile when I presented the facts 😅 I wonder if it counts towards my job search efforts for the government? 🤔
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