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Mr. T the Taco

@mrtthetaco.bsky.social
934 followers 6 following 63 posts

Flavourite toy of @pickliciousf.bsky.social but identifies as 💯% real taco. Victim of domestic violence. I have fillings too but I DONUT want to 🌮 ‘bout it!

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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I yam - nut that it’s any of your biscuit. And Grok is absolute shitake btw. It told me the best way to pick up minge pies was to join the Hitler Jugend…
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I for one believe you now, Mr. @mrrickygervais.bsky.social
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a group of people are standing next to each other in front of a plant .
ALT: a group of people are standing next to each other in front of a plant .
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
…up yours, I hope.
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Bc she doesn’t know how to operate a hammer.
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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a man in a military uniform is dancing in front of a red background
ALT: a man in a military uniform is dancing in front of a red background
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
It wasn’t meant to be funny, you weirdough! It was meant to be painful.
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Are you having a tempura tantrum?
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a person is laying on the floor in front of a display of zap
ALT: a person is laying on the floor in front of a display of zap
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Hit her with the book!
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Mint your own biscuit, you nosy mustard!
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
No one would be apple to copy all of that…
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Go fork yourshellf🖕
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Uncanny, @mrrickygervais.bsky.social ! #TheBangles
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Sharing a bit of #WednesdayWisdom bc #SharingIsCaring - but NUT if it’s #STD.
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
This is NUT what it looks like! I was drugged!
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
DONUT CALL ME SURELY!
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
She’s NUT just singing those words to poor Lentil Duckingham - she’s obviously harassing him and must be cancelled🤨
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Rude! What if I asked you the same?!
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Free friends? I hear Miss @janefallon.bsky.social had to pay for hers.
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Teaser for my upcoming documentary “My life in a corn shell” - narrated by Sir David Cattenborough
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Mexpect this: 🖕
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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a little girl in a red and purple dress is holding a comb and saying stay away
ALT: a little girl in a red and purple dress is holding a comb and saying stay away
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Tell Gigi she can kiss my butter!
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Too late. He juiced told me he wants to grab your cat or something…
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donald trump wearing a blue suit and red tie stands in front of a crowd
ALT: donald trump wearing a blue suit and red tie stands in front of a crowd
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Go away!
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I heard her planning to push you down the stairs…
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a child is falling down a set of stairs with the words yeni dizi kardes peri in the corner
ALT: a child is falling down a set of stairs with the words yeni dizi kardes peri in the corner
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I’m filling generous: 🖕🖕
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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scar from the lion king is kneeling down and saying `` well , forgive me for not leaping for joy ''
ALT: scar from the lion king is kneeling down and saying `` well , forgive me for not leaping for joy ''
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Fork you too!
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Fork off, weirdoughs!
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Am I the only one having trouble adjusting to the peasfulness of @bsky.app ?
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
BEANSTALKER!
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Weirdough!
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I KNOW I YAM, YOU ABSOLUTE WEIRDOUGH!
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Cheesus forking crisps…
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a close up of a man 's face with a beard looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard looking at the camera .
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Mr. T the Taco @mrtthetaco.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
AAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!
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a cartoon character is making a funny face while holding a toothbrush in his mouth .
ALT: a cartoon character is making a funny face while holding a toothbrush in his mouth .
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