Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Joe Biden let in 50 muhzillion (real number) undocumented immigrants and somehow crime has gone down. It's almost like undocumented immigrants don't increase the amount of crimes committed.... Interesting. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026How come there are no benevolent billionaires coming to fill in the gaps in funding? Could it be that there is no such thing as a "benevolent billionaire"? Also why aren't the Democrats running ads on this all over the fucking place?! www.pcrf-kids.org/2024/12/31/a...pcrf-kids.orgFunding for Childhood Cancer Research Cut From U.S. Spending BillWhy were several bipartisan provisions funding pediatric cancer research cut from the latest Congressional spending package? Here’s what you should know. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hey Garrett Langley! Why don't you want your handsome mug out there? 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026JD, who are you fighting against? The Fart Left is not who you should be worried about. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Labor being taxed at a higher rate than money made from the stock market is the most obvious form rigging the economy in favor of people who are already wealthy. 010
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I absolutely love watching MAGAts bending over backwards to defend what's going on. Probably the most physical activity they've had in decades. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My conservative (maga voting) father gives me a Christmas card every year that has a gift of a donation to a hungry family in Africa. He could probably keep that money if he hadn't voted to defend USAID. But cause and effect is tough concept for conservatives. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If someone has both legs amputated, do they still get asked their height at the doctor's office? If they do ask for their height prior to losing their legs or after? 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Donald Trump is acting like a kid who is trying to over hype his success. "I can give out $5k checks because we're doing so well. We're taking in so much money in tariffs more than we ever though we would. 18 trillion can you think of it. We can do $5k checks cuz we're doing so well" 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Instead of having another child to save a failing marriage, I'd recommend getting another cat. Much lower risk when dealing with an inevitability. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Conservatives are scared of Black people, Hispanic people, Chinese (or any Asian country that isn't Russia)people, Russian people, eastern European people, African people (non-white), gay people. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Nothing makes me indulge in doomerism like talking politics with my MAGA family members. 001
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Dear @thegodshow.com please hear my prayers and have the Republicans accidentally play an "in memoriam" video for Mitch McConnel. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Laura fucking Loomer got Milo Yianolopopolous deported. Now if someone can get Laura enrolled in an active war zone as a prank, the country can start the healing process. 010
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Whenever Trump wants to rename something, we should make him find it on a map (that doesn't have anything named) and IF he can identify the area he wants to rename, then he can do it. If he can't, he has to sacrifice one of his Don Jr's. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Do your patriotic duty and pay more for gas and groceries! 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Do Ents reproduce through intercourse or some form of pollination? 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If only the were a way to make the data centers go away. What happened to the eco-terrorists of yore 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Mitch McConnell's clone is being released from the hatchery. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Can someone ask Piers Morgan if he believes that HE is a masculine man? He'd have to be out of his mind to consider himself masculine. 021
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The idea that we need to "fix"this country implies it's not working as designed. It is working by design and that is the problem. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Is there a mitch-cicle at a hospital in Kentucky? 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Me going to the grocery store stoned: I'm constantly in everybodies way. I'm blocking everyone everywhere. Me going to grocery store sober: How the fuck is literally everyone in my way all the time. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 18/07/2026You don't need to ban books if you just get rid of the library! www.reddit.com/r/ABoringDys...reddit.comFrom the ABoringDystopia community on Reddit: God forbid kids explore books…Explore this post and more from the ABoringDystopia community 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I thought Lindsey Graham was pro life. Why would he do this? 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham actually hasn't been seen since the UFC fight on the White Trailer lawn. He was last photographed with 2 certified beefcakes and went into cardiac arrest and it has been reported he died a happy man. 010
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham died? Well I stubbed my toe. Equally tragic. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Scott Jennings has been neutered since that @adammockler.com fiasco. He's embarrassingly timid even when Adam isn't on the panel. Very well done. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 11/07/2026@ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social @mizzwelch.bsky.social you should debate Jillian Michaels and really hold her feet to the fire over her zionism. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 08/07/2026@mizzwelch.bsky.social you and Pumps should debate Jillian Michaels. Cuz no one on the left will debate her. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Work wants me to check my email EVERYDAY. What's that shit about. Next they're gonna start faxing me shit. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Trump is actually like a Harrison Bergeron figure. He's actually super jacked and has incredible abs. He's just covered head to toe in weighted vests. Which explains why he's so slow, his cankles swell and he shits his pants. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Remember when that Boeing whistleblower was about to testify in court and then mysteriously killed himself and nothing ever happened? 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Erika Kirk is like the Margery Tyrell of the real world. She doesn't want to be A queen, she wants to be THE queen. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Don't show up to work feeling good, don't show up and give 100%. Show up hungover and do just enough to not lose your job. Quiet quitting shouldn't be a phenomenon it should be standard operating procedure. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Stealing from Walmart isn't really theft. Everyone should steal from them. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Both Elon Musk and Steve Bannon have admitted that if Democrats get back into power, they're going to prison. Let's make sure that happens. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 19/02/2026@ponderingpolitics.bsky.social that was a real shitty take on Hasan's explanation of why you shouldn't "vote blue no matter who". The clip you played cuts off right before Hasan explains that he won't vote for Newsome because that is how the Democratic establishment takes your vote for granted. 100
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 14/02/2026If Charlie Kirk wasn't such a bigot, he would have held the wise words of the Wu Tang Clan in higher regard and he wouldn't have forgotten to protect his neck and he might be with us to this day. 000
Gom Jabroni @mrtreehead.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Pam Bondi was trying to be like Karoline Leavitt or Donald Trump in her hearing today. Problem is, lying clearly doesn't come naturally to her. Pam doesn't have the natural deflection skills, which is why she had her adorable little burn book on her. 000
