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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Got humbled by an eighth grader today. Me: I’m surprised y’all are allowed to chew gum in class, back when I was in school it was a no-go no matter what. Student: yeah but back when you were in school candy was a penny a piece. Like damn.

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Trump has been spotted with what looks like a catheter, it’s reported he wears diapers and they do a bad job masking smells, he proves the US is not a reliable partner in trade, he’s showing real signs of dementia, and he’s starting wars despite promising not to do that. But sure, call him daddy.

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Target really decided to call out lesbians for pride.

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Someone let the administration know I’m ready to receive my confidential group text.

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Not gonna lie. I’m 100% #TeamLauren. Dave is such a douche. #loveisblind

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

@duolingoverde.bsky.social came back to life and got weird. This is nightmare fuel.

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Wendy’s is getting a little too cute with these notifications.

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I had my son on my shoulder to burp him and he turns to face me as he lets out a massive gassy BELCH. Right in my face. Good thing he’s cute because I almost hurled. I don’t know what he ate that created that smell but holy balls it was bad.

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Trump voters apparently voted for grocery prices. Eggs are double what I last paid for them under Biden. Vegetables and meats will increase due to tariffs and deportations. Milk keeps going up. When is the “winning” coming?

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Mavericks GM Nico Harrison, on why he traded Luka Doncic: “Defense wins championships.” Mavs defense today: *proceeds to allow the Cavaliers to score 91 points in the first half*

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Mavericks GM Nico Harrison said “defense wins championships” when discussing trading Dallas’ lead scorer to the Lakers. But if you pull off his mask, you’ll see… 😱😱😱 COWBOYS OWNER JERRY JONES?!

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning. I wonder what groundhog tastes like…

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

I recently was turned to Pokémon Trading Card Game Pocket, a free to play game with no ads that mimics the trading card game. As someone who wanted to collect and battle cards as a kid, it’s healing my inner child. Join me! Friend code 1505942628335034

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Donald Trump just reclassified gender legally so that we are the gender we were at conception. At conception, we are all female. Male genitals don’t develop for weeks. Didn’t expect this to be how I found out I was transgender, but… here we are, girlypops.

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Mike Pompeo’s security detail was revoked despite ongoing threats against him. It’s worth noting that Mike Pompeo did nothing to help Trump keep power in 2020. Coincidence?

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

His followers are doing his dance to YMCA. This is absolutely a cult.

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Someone come get their dementia-riddled grandpa, he’s ranting about random stuff at the Capital One Arena.

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

TikTok is thanking Trump for bringing the app back in the U.S., but Biden said he wouldn’t enforce the ban. This is part of the deal. Trump promised he would extend the deadline to sell by 90 days if TikTok went dark, then came back up and thanked him. This is transparent. Vive la revolucion.

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

TikTok is back up for me. Am I going back to Meta? Nah. I’m gonna let Marky Mark stew on his mistakes for a minute if I even do go back.

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

In 2020, Trump attempted to ban TikTok in the U.S. Republicans were its staunchest critics, led by Sen. Tom Cotton. It will be interesting to see if Cotton does an about face with Trump now wanting to stay the ban.

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Always remember: Congress could have done something about gun violence, child porn, childhood poverty, homeless veterans, childcare costs, Medicaid fraud, telemarketing scams, or any real problems we face day to day. Instead, they banned TikTok on false pretenses. Vive la revolucion.

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

The same dudebros excited about Washington beating Detroit despite not winning their division will spend Monday whining about how Notre Dame and Ohio State don’t deserve to be playing for the national title because neither one of them won their conference.

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Tom Pinney @mrtompinney.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

My son looks like he’s about to drop the rap album of the year.

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