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mrtoads.bsky.social

@mrtoads.bsky.social
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Grouchy old fart, enjoys books, birds, baroque music, alliteration and, of course, spiders (but then, who doesn’t?). Semi-skilled at a number of unimportant things like game-playing, computer surgery and natural history story-telling. Lazy.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 15h
This guy is a hero 👏 That ending was peak unnecessary police overreach.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 10h
Living the dream!
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 10h
It’s Always Projection, as always. Some of these pond scum are smarter than the rest, but the bullshit, blatant lies, and child-like projection are common to the entire Epsteiner Party.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 10h
He has learned early one of the greatest tools in the Lover’s Toolbox. Sympathy and treats. .. two of the greatest tools in the Lover’s Toolbox..
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 17h
After 10 years in the spot she wanted it, she decided it was in the wrong spot. It took me 35 minutes, 2 bottles of beer, and some undetermined number of mosquito bites, but the rose had been brutally transplanted, and may the pantheon of plants have mercy on its soil. I have no hope for mine..
A newly chopped back rose moved to its new home, with 2 old bananas singing it to its rest.
„Stalin will be happier here“, for those oldsters who recognize the reference..
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 17h
These clowns are the same in every land, in every time. And they don’t have to be white to be shite.
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 20h
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! They are here! Well they been here all summer, but mostly in Seattle. Now they are branching out to the suburbs! Fuck! These fuckers are kidnapping folks in my neighborhood! Good folks, hard working folks. Folks need to get organized. Seattle, you know what to do. #ICEoutofSEATTLE
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 17h
At this point, I think it’s safe to assume that all these numbers are lies; the real numbers are presumably much lower. Probably negative.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 17h
Donald Trump‘s dementia has ground him down to just a handful of patterns, whether of speech or behavior. He keeps using the same phrases and the same stimulus:response behaviors. Anyone trying to „decode“ his rants just needs to look back at what he has always meant when he uses those phrases.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 18h
The worse he makes things, the more desperately his followers have to believe that he really means it this time.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 18h
I just realized that it should have been „.. that they could _buy and_ sell us instead“ Drat that missing edit function!
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 19h
„Must“ Not unless we get the Congress back, and the Supreme Court.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 19h
It’s easier to teach girls how to launch a man’s balls into orbit, or try to rip them off.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 19h
Today I found an odd dog poop in the backyard. While it’s of course quite possible that a loose dog came in through the gate and pooped in the back, it hasn’t happened for as long as I can remember. I just thought that I haven’t seen any rabbits, cats or foxes around for months. Coyotes back?
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 19h
So far, it’s working fine.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 19h
We all sell ourselves all our lives, except for the few who were given, or stole, enough money that they could sell us instead. We should band together and fight for our freedom to sell (or rent) ourselves as we wish, to whomever wish.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 19h
And he’s the soul of the Epstein Party. Corruption, hate and child-raping are their core ideas. It’s not simply him. He didn’t invent this.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 19h
Yabbut, Willie always windmilled his bat. We lefthanded batters sometimes tried to copy his style in hopes it would rub off. Even in wiffleball it never did, though.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 19h
They hate the bridge rebuild, too. If it’s not one thing, it’s another. All just transparent bullshit excuses for not spending money except on them.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The whole idea of „deserving“ is a cruel lie. All children are „deserving“. All people who need help are „deserving“. People who separate us into „deserving“ and „undeserving“ based on anything other than need define themselves as „undeserving“.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anyone with half a brain knew he was a liar and a bullshitter in 2016. The people he voted for wanted an American Hitler to „purify the race“. They never cared much about those other lies, because they figured he would only hurt the people Fox trained them to hate and fear.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Come over to the Natural History Museum, up on Belair Rd, just past Northern Parkway, and get your own Megalodon tooth!
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
„Our laws; your order. We rule; you obey.“
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Umpires are supposed to have a lot of power. Occasional umpires are unable to use that power with restraint. These men should not be umpires.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The entire Epsteiner Party is complicit.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The entire Epstein Party has become clinically insane.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For those who enjoyed the excitements and optimism of the early 1970s, here’s the clear-eyed look back. As a long-time birdwatcher, I’m very familiar with the ability to turn a branch into an owl.. Motivated vision is a very human thing!
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Bob Ballentine @raballentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nothing bad can happen; it can only good happen.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What rules for the superrich?
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really? That label seems absolutely sane to me. Life is short..
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
„sponge“? Not „lick“?
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, i’m sure they believed all of the above. Some were complicit, some shared the same values, some felt it was politically expedient not to rock the boat, some despised women, and some just didn’t give a shit.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nah, just another Russian agent, intentional or not. The Epstein Party was bought up by Russia starting probably back during Reagan‘s terms. I suspect the last holdouts probably threw in when Obama was elected. McCain, for all his weaknesses, probably wasn’t part of that.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey, any way to cope with the insanity works. You don’t want your vodka on an empty stomach, though!
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Elections matter. If half of Americans could tolerate a woman President, Donald Trump would never have been installed in the White House.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’re assuming those are mistakes.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of course. Did anyone expect anything different?
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, .. they do have to be properly prepared.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If it’s not cheesy scripts, scenery-chewing actors, and junior college special effects, it’s not Doctor Who.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s not “immigration”. That’s simply a lie. It’s “purifying the race”. Let’s call a spade a spade.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“The truth is defamatory” may not be the best possible defense here.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here in Baltimore, insect populations of all kinds have crashed appallingly. No more large moths, butterflies, tree crickets, even field crickets, turn up where I live. We can still find them where they were always common, but where they were uncommon, they’re gone.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Among the most dinosaurian birds I know. Watching them hunting small animals on the ground gives a nice insight into how small theropods might have used feathered arms.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
None of this was his creation, which is par for the course with these cheating, lying gutter trash. He just wants everything, and his arschleckers make it happen. We can still (hopefully!) decide to take our stuff back from these thieving little dirtbags.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He was an arrogant nitwit before the dementia began eating his brain. Now he’s an arrogant, confused, terrified old scumsucking pig.
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“This time fer shure!”
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If the van’s rockin’.. It’s just the normal helicopter instability!
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Preparing us for the Elon Wave..
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