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mrtimothyclark.bsky.social

@mrtimothyclark.bsky.social
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Y'know those black box recorders that survive a plane crash. Why don't they build the whole plane out of the black box?

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mrtimothyclark.bsky.social @mrtimothyclark.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
In a way, the ultimate heckler takedown would be a gun
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mrtimothyclark.bsky.social @mrtimothyclark.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Sure everyone wants a comedian who "says what we're all thinking" but when I get up there and start talking about how underrated risotto is as a versatile dish that's really not that hard to whip up, all of a sudden,
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mrtimothyclark.bsky.social @mrtimothyclark.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
Okay, first off, you tell me to shut up. Rude. Secondly you demand I take your money?
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mrtimothyclark.bsky.social @mrtimothyclark.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
I hate those guys who get on this app and just recycle old twitter jokes. The collective noun for that type of guy is a podcast
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mrtimothyclark.bsky.social @mrtimothyclark.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
No thanks bluesky, I got another app I use to post shit every day! It's called the fucking toilet and I go viral three times a day!
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