Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 29/09/2026City copying every teenage boys' 'irrefutable evidence' of the girlfriend that goes to a different school 011
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Spending this week as an ITK for Preston as a player's school mate is in doing the hall and landing 🕵️ 100
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In my unbiased opinion a suitable punishment for City should be to freely release their players (first team+academy) to each English club. Clubs pick in order of their first league title (earliest first) 010
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Straight men are more likely to date a bi guy than women are. Hell we're below serial killers in an average woman's dating preference 000
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Sea of stewards at the away end of Loftus Road. Assume they were meant to be at Millwall and got lost 000
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just spent 10 minutes in the hottest place in the world (The Central Line) 000
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Seeing some of the next manager shouts on the Preston forums. Literally seeing people suggest Steve Evansstatic.klipy.comGeorge RussellALT: George Russell 110
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Instead of turning up to a big game Poden has decided to leave after 20 minutes 001
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Preston sacking Paul Secondbottom to liven up this race and improve my day 011
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Nice to see Silverstone provide a cheaper Grandstand ticket option. Shame the catch is having to be sat near George Russell's 15 fans 010
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Charles Leclerc's commitment to being the Gen Z Jean Alesi is impressive. #ItalianGP 020
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Schools are back and so too are all the shit drivers in Nissan Jukes #nooticing 000
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Only explanation for our transfer window is our recruitment team saw strikerless formations were OP in FM26 and now want to trial that irlstatic.klipy.comJürgen Klopp KloppALT: Jürgen Klopp Klopp 000
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Moyes going for a strong side, is he aware the last time Preston actually tried against a bigger team in a cup was when he was in charge in about 1845? 010
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 25/08/2026static.klipy.comMick McCarthy: Soccer Hey ThereALT: Mick McCarthy: Soccer Hey There 010
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Just walked past Betty's in York and there was no queue outside. Recession indicator? 000
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Max crashing like a rookie just after suggesting these cars are too easy because Lawson got within 2 tenths 😂 001
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Announce travel deal with Preston so fans can get cheap train tickets for London away days. Have a last train back not even halfway through the second half of a typical Saturday kickoff... 200
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Drivers wanting to be mollycoddled in environments 'built around them' rather than chasing the best car 020
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"instrumental role in driving forward the team’s rebuild" when literally only Cadillac are now slower despite having the best power unit, after being 5th last season 000
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Preston taking £3m off Disney to spend on an immediate upgrade with spare changestatic.klipy.comPep Guardiola's Animated CelebrationALT: Pep Guardiola's Animated Celebration 010
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Just opened the blinds on the side of the house with the sunstatic.klipy.comBlinded by Bright LightALT: Blinded by Bright Light 000
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 10/08/2026There's a football stats site that determines the best player fit for a club. PNE's is Mussolini's great grandson 100
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Curious to know what Jordan North has done to the Pink News admin who keeps posting his sexuality story every day (it's wrong to speculate mind) 100
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Off to watch 11 randoms we've plucked from our academy and the street take on Huddersfield at Goodison 050
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I do like how almost any day this time of year, you look at the live scores of European qualifiers and there's always a Scottish team getting pumped 110
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Successfully managed a few days in Edinburgh without throwing dawdling tourists infront of an oncoming bus 000
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Grandparents only discovered today that cider is alcoholic 010
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Sky has given us 4 weekends in a row with lunchtime kickoffs. Not even Jürgen Klopp has experienced this pain 100
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Got an early flight at Bristol tomorrow and there's 8 Jet2 flights before 8amstatic.klipy.comJeremy Clarkson's Reaction on MillionaireALT: Jeremy Clarkson's Reaction on Millionaire 000
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Allow me to have a woke FBPE coded opinion for a moment and suggest we ditch the Commonwealth Games, which has never been relevant, and put far more effort into the European Games 100
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 20/07/2026England 6-4 France was a proper King Kev game and scoreline, would make a fitting tribute 020
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 19/07/2026What's the former Governor of the Bank of England doing with the Golden Glove? 011
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 19/07/2026BBC doing a please pay your licence fee segment with Romesh fronting it? Tempted to stop mine frankly 010
Matthew @mrt27.bsky.social · 19/07/2026FIFA masterclass doing a half time show as there was nothing worth analysing 000