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I'm the same - tried doing an SQL course that was part of my last redundancy package, but doing it on the train was impossible. Gave up in the end

When those looks are self-inflicted I don't think it's unreasonable

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And whoever heard of Black bins? Green for rubbish, Blue for recycling & Brown for garden is the only way

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Mr Statto @mrstatto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

All Bins Day is fake news, there is only Rubbish & Food Waste Day, and Recycling, Garden & Food Waste Day. And these shall only be on a Tuesday* (* Other days may substitute at Christmas or Easter)

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Just took the dog out for a wee and have decided that maybe it's time to put the shorts away at last

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Mr Statto @mrstatto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I always assumed it was Franglais - fetchez la vache

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Mr Statto @mrstatto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

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Mr Statto @mrstatto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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Mr Statto @mrstatto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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Mr Statto @mrstatto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

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I did a bit of potholing on a school trip, the worst we had to do was hands & knees and that still gave me claustrophobia. This is on a whole other level, there is nothing that could induce me to do that, probably not even a life or death situation

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Mr Statto @mrstatto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You're very lucky changing tables in toilets even exist - I recall having to change a very smelly nappy on the seat of a 4-VEP back in the early 00s. I thought it could wait till we got home, but then the smell hit me & I knew I had to bite the bullet

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Mr Statto @mrstatto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

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Mr Statto @mrstatto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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Personally I couldn't give a shit about swapping the Pound for Euro. It's not like most of us see physical money these days anyway, so the only difference would be a different symbol on our bank statements

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Mr Statto @mrstatto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The last is by far the worst!

Mr Statto @mrstatto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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Mr Statto @mrstatto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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We were privileged to see him approaching his prime

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Mr Statto @mrstatto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Well I think I'm pretty happy with my score today! britmap · 27 SEPTEMBER 2026 ● 100 ● 100 ● 100 ● 100 ● 100 Total: 1000/1000 · www.britm.app · Day 2

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Not all the way across, about halfway so that either he gets rescued by the RNLI, or drowns. I know which is preferable

You'll be lucky, I don't think we've got another home Saturday 3pm kick-off till February. Do you fancy a 7 pint Sunday with work on Monday?

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britmap · 24 SEPTEMBER 2026 ● 100 ● 97 ● 99 ◐ 52 ◐ 50 Total: 701/1000 · www.britm.app · Day 6

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Reminds me of Watford away when Paul Ifill scored, bloke behind me fell off his seat celebrating & broke his leg. He was still singing as they slid him down the stairs on the evacuation chair thingy!

I had an advert pop up on IG offering to train me to use AI to write automatic responses to all my overnight emails, which sounds like an absolute nightmare - what's it going to commit me to in the name of efficiency?

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Yup, that's my concern - the Boxpark beer chuckers will now be able to do it in the ground too, sounds like a nightmare (though I would hope the Whitehorse would be less of an issue than the Holmesdale). It certainly happened at the Conference League final beamback, luckily only water hit me.

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Not just a goal - someone dropped a pint from the exec boxes into the Whitehorse at one game last season - I only got a little, but the guy next to me was soaked

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Deacon Blue are doing a 40th anniversary tour for Raintown - I went to the 25th anniversary tour and could have sworn it was only a couple of years ago, but it was the same night that Dougie Freedman walked out so apparently I'm wrong!

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Almost never shines on my dog's arse - only if it's really windy & he stands with his arse to the wind. I think I've seen his butthole about 5 times in the 8 years we've had him!

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