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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

One name has been conspicuously absent from the discourse about who should run for the Áras

Irish football legend and Cork man, Roy Keane

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

My neighbour drives a model S from 2018, he's the least online person in the world, to him it's an electric car, that's why he bought it, he's not aware that it's a symbol of hate, because he doesn't spend time on twitter, he's not an Elon supporter, he's not a collaborator, why vandalism him?

Bluesky post with name and handle removed:
If you're tempted to feel anything like empathy for tesla people, I'll remind you that the only way we stem this tide is to make people too embarrassed or afraid to openly support nazis. If you can't force them back into the shadows you'll just have to kill them later. It's a kindness really

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I do not. But I'm glad that I've blocked enough ads on insta that now it's just throwing out wild guesses

Instagram ad for an software provider. A blonde man with a bad moustache in a black and white check shirt asks "do you design Underfloor heating?"

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

I'm not going to tallaght, or saggart, I'm going to a secret, third location

Luas real time information sign saying:
Tallaght due
Saggart 2 minutes
¥÷™<} §¶ 11 minutes

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

If "Wallace and Gromitting" were a sex act, what would it be?

Still of Wallace and Gromit, Wallace is mid wave to the camera, looking at Gromit, one hand on his shoulder, while Gromit has his arms crossed and an eyebrow cocked

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Chief Miles O'Brien in Deep Space 9 winking at a character out of shot, he says:
"He was more than a hero.
He was a union man."

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

The world's least eye catching poster? This needs to show positive responses from good behaviour, make it fun, eye catching, promote pro social behaviour by showing things like a granny getting clocked by a backpack vs an image of her smiling kindly at a person with a backpack at their feet

Image of a poster at a tram stop encouraging good behaviour on the luas (the tram for Dublin)

It's pale purple, boarder in white, with 4 heart shapes in circles under the heading "We love it when you" followed by messages written in each of the four hearts:
Keep the volume down
Don't smoke or vape on trams
Keep your feet off the seat
Remove your backpack

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

My mother sent me a photo of my cousin's daughter, who is tall, while I was distracted, and I think my reply might be too dramatic?

Screenshot of WhatsApp reply to my mother "Dear God, very tall"

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

I lost faith in humanity long ago. A while back I thought of "caffeine vape" as a SHIT POST, but I do my due diligence, I search to see if anyone has made the joke before. Nope, no one had, because instead what I found was that it was a real existing product.

Photo of a caffeine vape package, rectangular with a colour fading from coral to red to orange at the bottom "Tropic slush" 800 puffs

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

A second Michael Lowry has struck the Dáil

George bush "second plane" meme where he is told a second plane has struck the twin towers.

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Top tip: fill your bathtub and tip the unassembled components on the bottom to make this an Oceangate Titan submersible play set.

Lego technic box set for a Deep Sea Research Submarine on a shop shelf. The lego on the cover is a brightly coloured submarine on an under water background graphic.

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

"with benefits"? Are people casually fucking their tea?

A box of green tea from Holland&Barrett health food store. It is labelled as:

Tea "with benefits"

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Late in the day for breakfast pics, but here it is, the greatest breakfast ever. They look like burgers, but these are pancakes made with banana and jumbo oats, mixed with a good dose of cinnamon and butter, topped with Greek yoghurt, honey and blue berries.

Two banana and oat pancakes topped with Greek yoghurt, honey and blue berries

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Superman the animated series had the best iteration of Lex Luthor, basically an animated Telly Savalas, with the voice of Clancy Brown

Lex Luthor from Superman: the animated series wearing a black suit, white shirt and white tie. He really looks like Telly Savalas

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

This is the pitch for why we should pay for AI

The popeye character Wimpy licking his lips, patting his belly, and eyeballing a burger, beside him is a speech bubble "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!"

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

His advice for a 2 hour party for 10 guests is 5 bottles of spirits. That's a half bottle of whiskey/vodka polished off in two hours. I mean, I do, but still.

A table from Len Deighton's Action Cook Book advising the quantity of "hard drinks (bottles)" and "mixes (baby size) per party guest per hour. It's broken down into 10 guests at 5 bottles hard, 60 mixers for a 2 hour party. 10 guests at 12 bottles hard, 144 mixers for a 4 hour party. 20 guests at 10 bottles hard, 120 mixers for a 2 hour party. 20 guests at 24 bottles hard, 288 mixers for a 4 hour party. 40 guests at 20 bottles hard, 240 mixers for a 2 hour party. 20 guests at 48 bottles hard, 576 mixers for a 4 hour party.

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Behold the freak you've created, neither Amy or Amanda, but something new and terrible

The bottom half of Amy Poehlers face is cropped, and the top half of Amanda Seyfrieds face is cropped. But Amy is large in frame, and Amanda is further so it looks like a human with a giant upper head and a tiny crooked jaw and mouth.

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Was a restaurant last night with a supper menu, and my friend called it the "super menu" and it inspired me

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Post your Lock Screen. Took this picture of an exhibit in the Japanese exhibition in the Chester Beatty Library

Image of a wolf dressed in samurai garb wielding a spear, he is in the upper half on the left hand side, his spear crosses the oatmeal coloured background and reaches a pair of rabbits, also in samurai garb, the lower white rabbit points a spear back at the wolf, while the upper brown rabbit enters frame at the extreme right, fist extended, sword raised to strike the wolf

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

My bank statement says I've bought a ticket for the lighthouse cinema this Sunday but I can't remember...

Black and white photo of my own arm with the words "don't forget memento"

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

This image is what I drop in the groupchat to let pals know I've been at it again (the creature)

Don Draper looking rakishly dishevelled, fringe slightly askew, tie and collar loose, tumbler of whiskey raised three quarters way, big dumb drunken grin on his face. The subtitle reads (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

The wee 'uns have discovered phrenology

Post from Joe.ie featuring a school kid who's taking part in the young scientist fair with the title "young scientist examines whether Irish people really have 'big Irish heads'"

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I couldn't remember the words "book mark"

Notebook page with the words "book page" "stop keep" "page holder" listed

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Looks like I'm being an MRA dickhead to my own mother

Screenshot of texts to my mother with my last message reading "happy nollaig na man!" instead of "happy nollaig na mban" because my phone won't fucking stop autocorrecting even though I tried 5 times to write mban.

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I would say the best thing about the diet is probably living in the Mediterranean tbh

Nat Geo Instagram post of a plate of tomato topped bruchetta with the words "what's so great about the Mediterranean diet? Everything" across it.

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Pretty much everybody fucks, and pretty much no one gets into gunfights, car chases, explosions, but violence isn't just in action movies, it's in almost every comedy and rom com the last 10 years, but God forbid two people fuck. And it can be part of the plot too. Grow the fuck up.

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

There's an episode of The Chase where The Beast is dressed as nobby holder but looks like Milei

The Beast from the chase dressed as nobby holder

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Changing my will to instruct the executor to announce my deaths by sneaking it into a coffin with a breakaway bottom instead of putting it on RIP dot ie

Tim Robinson in a still from "coffin flop" sketch from I think you should leave, he stands in front of a split screen, to his right it's a stock image of pall bearers carrying a coffin, to his left a white background with the words "coffin flop" overlaid. He stands gesturing to the camera with one hand, his mouth open mid sentence.

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Bang of "that's his job" off of this 😂

Roy Keane, about to say "that's his job"

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Seamus Stackpoole @mrstackpoole.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

this is a baddie checkpoint. reskeet with a pic where you were a certified baddie

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