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@mrsrichard.bsky.social
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Pleased to announce that I have just been appointed as 2nd Assistant to the Deputy Treasurer of the Bilgehampton Branch of ANTIFA UK! 😁

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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Then see interest rates go sky high and lose your home. It wasn't all sunshine and roses back then.
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is this tingly feeling I have in my chest a heart attack or hope?
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thought they didn't want overweight soldiers? 🤔
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Sorry. You don't get a midlife crisis till your 50s these days. Inflation innit.
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Goodnight sweet girl. Our lives will be less without you 🧡 #nellydog
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I think it involved a large crowd and something sharp?
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
What do we get in return?
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I don't think they realise that we loaned our votes to them just to get the Tories out. The unnecessarily cruel attitude to immigrants has made fools of us all. We, as a nation, need immigration to function properly. I'll never vote for them again
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Don't do it! Its not worth the risk
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Sounds just like home, every dam day this year...
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Twonks.
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
So? Let them figure it out
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Actually he's the Andrew formerly known as Prince
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
In the UK we refer to him as the Andrew formerly known as Prince. Or The Nonce. Take your pick.
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Would that be the Andrew formerly know as Prince? Good, about bloody time.
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
How else would you understand what you'd written?
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Quite rightly so
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I use Google lens a lot when I'm researching items I've purchased for my business. OMG the AI responses are just plain wrong about 80% of the time! I know thats only a tiny example but what else is it wrong about?
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
He can fuck off till he reaches the sign that says "no fucking off beyond this point" and he go past that and fuck off some more.
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
That would be the French. We call it t'interweb
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Because they're 'drug paraphernalia' apparently 🙃
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
We were once I'D in Manchester for trying to buy teaspoons* So watch out! *I was in my 50s...
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A nice cup of Earl Grey, no milk, really brings out the freshness of the mushy peas 🤌
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The word 'journalist' doing a lot of heavy lifting there
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
What is this obsession with sodding fireworks!?! Its 7.10pm in the UK and at least 3 neighbours are setting off fireworks. What are they celebrating? That someone has done the dishes??? BTW, the dog is in bits. She HATES fireworks 🤬 Happy new flippin year
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Oh. And here's me thinking it was next doors cat. Thanks for putting me right
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Same to you and yours 🎅
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
While using a Dyson?
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Well done you! Leaving before you hate everything about it, including the people is the better decision. Leaving a 'proper' job was the best thing I ever did. I now run my own business (with my better half!) and am calmer than I ever was. Though the regular monthly salary was quite nice 😁
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Keep going! Sending good vibes and cat treats?
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Personally I'd like to know if it's pretend meat or actually vegetables. I'm vegetarian because I don't like the taste, texture or smell of meat and so many of these 'veggie' burgers just mimic meat. Do better vegetarian food industry!
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
It'll do
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
How would they react to a Bedfordshire Clanger?
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The US has only just discovered pasties?
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
You look good in green. And the hat really finishes off your outfit
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
That's handy coz my bike just got a puncture
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I once worked with a bloke called Norman Norman. Double douche bag
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I'm thinking of becoming a Despot as it looks VERY lucrative. Anyone know where I go to apply?
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Right back at you 🫵 Have a nice day 😁
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Your colon must be a real mess with all the meat you eat. You'll be wearing Trump brand adult nappies if you don't start adding some fibre soon.
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I live in Worcestershire in the UK. We have sauce and you can't pronounce it.
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
TBH, the feeling is mutual
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I really don't understand why EVERYONE is afraid of him? Can someone explain?
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Yeah but the only question the RW media, the flag shaggers and those who listen to them is "but are they brown?" This whole country is built and is run on immigration. Welcome them with open arms I say.
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I have questions...
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
What? They've only *just* noticed? After 9 effin years? FFS
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Yes of course. I can barely get into my local waitrose for my Hobbit meusli for all the marauding gangs. Twat
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025... WTAF 🤬 What IS the point of monarchy? Time to get rid of them all.
theguardian.com
Andrew in line for six-figure payout and annual stipend from king, sources say
The former prince remains under scrutiny as Buckingham Palace finalises plans for his future as a commoner
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
That image should have a trigger warning 😳🫣
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mrsrichard.bsky.social @mrsrichard.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
So no reason to be embarrassed then?
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