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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
😽 you know it’s the least I can do, am sorry though that it’s not more (usual bd upper remained absent). as always: thank YOU 🐾 and if you must leak, just let it out 😸 🐾😽🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social Rexie stops by for a snog 🐾😽🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social Hello Sweetie😽🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
see fb🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social another monthly multi vitamin dose, this time even including vitamin H(issss) 😸 have a good night, with Brian behaving decently and the rest of you feeling good 🫂 🐾😽🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yes. Yes. and YES🐾 thank you, doctor. for sharing and talking sense, as always, choosing the best words🫂😽 YES🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😹 maybe not enough, as I only nearly pissed myself wrenching the pale worts out of the ground - they are by far the most strenuous to harvest. arseholes😸🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and this is footage of me, desperately trying to catch sunbeams to store them for the seemingly endless winter that is looming yet again 😿🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and it seems we are not the only ones who know about the vitamin content of cates - so here are some, making up for the pissnips’ lack thereof😺 🐾😽🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social dirty pissnips on top of the pile. apart from their appalling taste, they probably have some beneficial fibre, but I bet they totally lack vitamins 😼
a pile of root vegetables, encrusted with dried soil, a basket with multicoloured tomatoes in the background, all lying on green grass in the sunshine
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yah! thank you!🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social multivitamin shot! 🐾😽🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
smells like shite🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social you should get out more 🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a reminder what a 🍑💨 is called in Austrian dialect: schas (pronounced shahs), also used for something deemed stupid or not acceptable.😺 🐾🍑💨😽🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😽 you are, as always, too kind.😽 but proof: today I neither have a new cat meme*, nor some fascinating allotment pic. just a boring photo of a forest top and sky, up on a moderate Alps mountain, that I have to cross when I go south to SuperCat mom by car. (ultra-short, planned visit)🐾 *that’s a lie
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social potent SlowBlinkRexie vitamin concoction, since I have underdelivered again😿 🐾😽🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
and, of course, another vitamin dose, demonstrating how it’s possible, that cates are so full of them😸🐾
an info sheet posted on a wooden board outside, displaying a black and white cat, lying on her back, all four legs stretched out, sleeping. text above the photo:

ALLOTMENT COMMITTEE NOTICE:
The black and white cat is not to be given a plot. He has been observed sleeping in plot 14, plot 3 and the compost heap.
Plot 14 has complained.
The committee has no power in this matter.
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social since my vegan squid needed enough fluids to keep on swimming, I ate it with a piece of this cucumber - 22x4cm - that I proudly harvested from my windowsill today. sharing these vitamins with you😺 🐾😽🐾
a hreen, slightly curved cucumber on a black digital scale, showing a weight of 167g in a bright red display
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
😹 are you okay, dahling?🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social and a mew friend for more vitamins 🍊😻🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social this year’s allotment special: squid for vegans 🦑 🐾
four purple carrots, each with up to 4 sode shoots that look like tentacles
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social 🐾😽🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social remember my favourite swearing in Vienna, our version of ‘f* off’?😸🐾 (kids: kitty! kitty! kitty! cat: go and shit!)
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social allotment is winding down (still loads of tomatoes and carrots, great pissnip reveal a month away), so I thought I share this😺 less vitamins, more fibre🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social quick Caturday vitamin wave🍊 🐾😽🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social a slow-blinking multi(coloured) vitamin dose, to keep the levels reasonable 🐾 🐾😽🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
oh. and I thought that thing with interesting - new - replicate - test again - replicate is called the scientific method, standard and best practice for about two to six millennia. silly me 🐾
tabby kitten lying half under a pillow on a bed is hiding her face in despair
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
😹 pah, humans! they also think they are the only ones giving us food and shelter. rightly so! all four of them 😸🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
😺🎂🎁🍗🐟🍤🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
all colours and sizes, it was a good tomato summer!🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
and a dear friend of mine insists on a correct answer, delivering additional sweet vitamins at the same time 😻🐾😽
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
well, thank you. but it’s beige food. have to cook it, making it even more beige. what looks more intriguing - beige mushy slop, tasting of boiled, sweetly veg or raw pickled sandwich beets, mixed pickled chunks of beets and carrots, and mixed pickled sandwich beets, carrots and windowsill gherkin?
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social and some decent vitamin C(at) of the 🍊flavour to make up for the flat colour 🐾😽🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social and here we are, the first pissnip unearthed - what a pale, grimy wort amongst the humongous carrots and cute beetlets😸🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
HAI! 🐾😽🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
oh, it is? yeh!
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social all vitamins are important to sustain life, and some even manage to massage your heart. ahem. tap, tap. is this thing on?
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social and this is how vitamins get into veggies - osmosis 🐾😽🐾
a grey and white tabby cat lying outstretched and sleeping, draped over an array of green leafed vegetables and herbs
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
indeed! a scandal! years of education it took to keep these failures down to two per season! I missed two in 8 years, both emergencies (mom in hospital and a pandemic lockdown). I am, you know, a very serious plantswoman 🐾 (with mental problems, misanthropy, and sans psychiatrist😸🐾)
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
pah! what would you know?🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social I mean, cucumbers are a fine food, but really 99,9% water, not much vitaminy. compensation ensues (actually footage of me with samphire 😸) 🐾😽🐾
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
dunno!😿 bff on holiday, so I can’t go, but luckily have so many tomatoes, I eat nothing but (alternating pasta with sauce and raw with bread). alas, I culled my Maravilla Jalapa today (window was completely overgrown) and found a gherkin 😸
an approximately 10 cm long curved cucumber on  a white plate
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Mr Spock's Cat @mrspockscat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@angryhacademic.bsky.social hope your short holiday has refuelled you a bit💪🏾 🐾😽🐾
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