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maria 🪻

@mrskarlach.bsky.social
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very normal lesbian 🇵🇷🐀 30s ⌨️🖱️ overwatch enjoyer 🦍

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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
what a week, and it’s not even over yet. a few weeks ago, we had 8 different companies give us flooring estimates. all were outrageous, but we picked this one guy because he had the best price. then, we decided we could afford to have someone paint the interior (just the most visible areas).
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
our camellias and roses are thriving
closeup photo of three camellias in bloom, plus a few buds. the plant is in a corner right up against a fence.closeup photo of a rose bush in bloom. a grassy backyard is visible behind.
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(i uninstalled rivals a month after launch but i was just thinking about it) marvel rivals isn’t as fun as overwatch and also everyone who was IP banned from overwatch 8 years ago is there making rape threats in every game
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i had a dream that my mom visited and i was showing her around our new house and it had a big and ugly DIY pond in the backyard and i said “i can’t wait to wake up and remember this isn’t real” 👍🏼
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i miss my sweet boy
a corgi at sunset in a large field of grass
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
tile is prohibitively expensive and lvp off-gasses vocs and wood is also prohibitively expensive and can't go in bathrooms and carpet is at the bottom of the list i'm gonna kms
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BlackDebutante @blackdebutante.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Black women 🤣🥰
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i love wish so much. he's the top cat in our house, he gets to do whatever he wants because he's the biggest one and he has a bad attitude, but also he is easily spooked, has given us the most health scares, and needs 1 million kisses when mommy leaves for work because he's Sad
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i was gonna say i hope we get trick or treaters at our house then i remembered we’ll be attending a halloween party that day
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
my theory is that lvp is pushed so heavily because it gets shitty very quickly. planned obsolescence!!!! reject modernity (lvp) embrace tradition (tile) (floridian affirmations)
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
weird things in a home that i’ve realized i’m a big hater of: flooring transition strips open floor plans vinyl flooring vents in the floor or walls rocker light switches combo shower/bathtub giant garage in front dishonorable mention: sectional sofas
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the saxophone sound in every video is the new “oh no” song which i appreciate
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
genuinely i think i just got refused service because i’m a lesbian?? i reached out to a contractor in my city to make an appointment for an estimate on flooring in the new house. they replied and politely let me know they don’t service my area. we’re in the same city… what kind of business is this??
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
omg my mom offered to take care of the cats while we go on our anniversary trip 😭 i gotta think of meals to make her while she's here so she doesn't have to cook or buy stuff... there's a soup i can make that i know she'll love
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
maple really likes to pee whenever you are peeing. she will go in the litter and squeeze out one drop if it means she can pee with you.
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
a little bit after we moved here, i heard our neighbor screaming at the top of his lungs at his girlfriend that she needed to "pack her shit and get the fuck out." the screaming and the sound of throwing things got so intense that i was afraid he would kill her.
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i’m just as extroverted as i need to be because 4 friend activities in 4 days is wiping me out
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
reading butter and really enjoying it so far. also there’s a part where a character says “are you listening to me?” and i was reading out loud to my wife and she said “YES!!!” LMAOOO
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
old movies used to have so much music! i’m watching the mirror has two faces (i just love babs) and the music is so good
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
restaurants look so romantic in movies from the 80s - 00s
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i guess i could just blanch the cilantro to kill the parasite but i've never done that and it could ruin my cilantro (and my meal wahhh)
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i bought cilantro from tj's yesterday... i haven't eaten it yet but the package is definitely different than the last time i bought it, yet i can't find any statement from tj's about the parasite and if they've taken any action
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i have found that if i put on like 3 to 4 movies during my day rather than idk 20 youtube videos i get so much more done
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i made double date plans with a lesbian couple i found on tumblr! they live in our city and we’re going to see our new women’s basketball team play :~)
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i do NOT want to go to the dentist right now we’re trying to buy a house this can wait a few years or i’m doing it myself 🤗
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i’ve had pain from a wisdom tooth trying to erupt and the gums being swollen and today it’s significantly less painful and swollen #iwon
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
maple's fur has gotten soooo soft since we brought her home. the power of hydration.
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i ate all of my cherries this is so fucked up
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
maple
closeup of a cat sleeping on a couch. her outer eyelid is open but her inner eyelid is closed, so she looks quite creepy.
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
if i had no teeth i could still eat cake 💗 yay 💕🫶🏼
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
if you have a cold you can cosplay as healthy while you are in the shower
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
maple!!!
an orange and white cat with a fluffy tail lying on a carpeted ground next to a bed. an orange and white cat stretching out on her back on a carpeted floor next to a bed and short scratching post.
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
sped thru work day in 4 hrs, cleaned the floors, went to da movies with my wife, shopped a little (we got bts oreos lmao we don’t even know a single song by them), washed litter boxes n water fountains. now we will play overwatch. wife is talking about calling out tmrw (yay!) bc she’s sick (nooo!)
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i think we have finally hit a stride financially since moving here and thank goodness for that because we’re about to have a big ass mortgage
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i’ve noticed a lot of videos on instagram are using ai generated “music” and it’s so cringe
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
watching ghost and of course the killer is puerto rican dpmo
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
it’s actually so hard not to feel bitter when you work for people who are much, much stupider than you and make a lot more money than you
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
my brother is talking about moving back to florida because “there’s nothing to do in [city he lives in with 30k population]” he better not! god i can’t stand him!!!! we just moved here to be closer to him and his 6 kids!!!
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
wish can be free from his post-surgery activity restriction tomorrow but it’s going to have to be wednesday because that’s when my wife is off so we can move the bed back into the room together. anyway even though he’s going stir-crazy and he’s been hyper for the last few days, i’m still nervous!
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
how it feels to hate luxury vinyl plank in the current year while looking for a house
crucified minion
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
one more update because it’s been an interesting week!!! we have a new cat!!! we are still deciding on her name. we like navi (like the fairy from ocarina of time) but open to ideas, especially food names for an orange sweetie!!!
an orange and white cat lying on her side and looking sleepy.an orange and white cat stretching her back legs. her face is close to the camera.an orange and white cat mid-yawn, lying on her side on a cardboard box.an orange and white cat curled up inside a cardboard box.
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
i never posted this update here but wish had a median sternotomy to remove a thymoma two weeks ago. he is recovering very well at home and just got the all clear to take off the collar! he is loving all the attention he is getting as an only cat.
our cat, wish, lying on his side. he has a shaved chest and a plush collar to prevent him from licking.
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
wife got her first AND second tattoo today 🥰😍🥰😍
photo of the back of my wife’s arm. there is a tattoo of a skull on it.photo of my wife’s calf. there is a tattoo of a sword on it.
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
bluesky logged me out! pissing me awff
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
i think realtors would die if they couldn't put "seamless" in the description of a home
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
yesterday we saw a house i can't stop thinking about but our realtor is bursting my bubble 😭
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
i had to move my foxglove sprouts because they were getting too much sun 😭 i hope they don’t die 😫
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i need a nice digital camera and i’m a canon girly. it’s been a long time since i’ve owned one. i used to have a powershot in the early 2010s. does anyone have any recommendations?
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
i got a comforter for our bed (we normally use a quilt) and the cats look soooo cute and cozy laying on it
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maria 🪻 @mrskarlach.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
rest in peace, anthony head 🕊️ we loved you in repo!!!
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