Sign in

Mr. Seremet

@mrseremet.bsky.social
156 followers 141 following 376 posts

www.justinseremet.com www.instagram.com/mr_seremet

PostsRepliesMedia
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
However, he does keep track of keeping the hole in his couch properly lubed.
000
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A history of drug addiction and or history of sexual assaults strongly encouraged
071
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s not even halfway over
000
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Welker or Blanche?
110
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Adjust for inflation. Otherwise, who cares.
000
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
GOP leadership perfectly encapsulated
000
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It’s not like you can properly hear a Nolan film anyway
000
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
No.
010
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Appropriate response, you have a healthy dog
000
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Disco Volante? “The Bends”?
100
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I’m sorry but I was blinded by all the bronzer.
030
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
As long as we can all get The Scott Jennings Hour that we’ve been crying for
020
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
And as one of the all time delightful villains!!!🤦🏻
000
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Also, a “combined no-hitter” is just not the same.
000
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
That's Handy Market in lovely Burbank, CA!
000
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
At least you got the President's Cup
000
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Be more subtle about it. Late night may be THINNING but Byron is the BIGGEST talent in late night. I hope you have an APPETITE for laughs because jokes are TIPPING THE SCALES. Sponsored by the new appetizer menu at Chili’s™
000
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It confounded me for the longest time until now read one theory on it the really resonated with me, and I adore it now. It’s a bit of an ugly labyrinth, but it’s as Lynchian as it gets, and I love thinking about it.
001
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Then don’t be one of those people. Where’s the proof? It’s easier to go to this nonsense than face the fact that Americans are just plain fucking stupid. And if Trump had won six out of seven swing states, there’d still be the same cries of “they cheated.”
030
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Stone cold trash classic, gtfo
020
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
000
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Bittenhouse!
030
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
“I don’t *need* anything. I want.”
000
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Prerequisite for an assassin is to have killed someone.
0791
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Fuck em!
000
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
He inspired me to attach a whale carcass to the roof of my car
000
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My kids watched the entire first season of Gilligan’s Island. It’s black & white.
010
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The execution is bad, too. Those last 30 min of TPM are a disaster, jumping from space battle to droid/Gungan battle to Theed palace fight (and a ridiculously confusing bait-and-switch “decoy”) and then finally the lightsaber duel, the only interesting part of the four fights. Phew 😅
100
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The prequels’ plot was always great. The execution left something to be desired
2190
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Glasses, you need.
media.tenor.com
a picture of yoda with the words disappointed am i on the bottom
ALT: a picture of yoda with the words disappointed am i on the bottom
0142
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
President’s Trophy is a curse! Any real hockey fan knows this…
100
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This made my month.
100
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Someone got up on the wrong side of the Jagermeister…
1530
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Did they go to Bob Kraft’s masseuse afterwards?
070
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It’s all about the St Anger Super Deluxe Box Set at this point. Inject those “Frantic” and “Invisible Kid” demos into my dick vein.
000
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The ending of PLATOON was awesome when they shoot the fireworks
020
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The basketball scene and Bruce Campbell. Otherwise, just give me the original
020
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
HDR
000
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
010
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
peak JCVD: BLOODSPORT KICKBOXER LIONHEART
020
Reposted by Mr. Seremet
Kate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
HELL YEAH AMY.
467760
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
10.6m have watched the whole series? An episode? All of these shows have better ratings than the night a Heated Rivalry episode drops. The metrics for viewership on HBO Max and broadcast are different.
000
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Braindead cult can’t remember anything beyond two weeks ago
010
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This war brought to you by Jagermeister
010
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Will he do all of the Nashville album?
000
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The latter of course! Sorry if my sarcasm didn’t carry over🫠
030
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I prob wouldn’t post that. But that’s just me.
110
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Naming your child “Pilot Inspektor” is more hipster annoying than the worst designer hummus
020
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The answers can be found in Jake Tapper’s very important book on Joe Biden’s mental capacity as president
130
Mr. Seremet @mrseremet.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
How is Jake’s book on Joe Biden doing?
000