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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan

@mrsdrmaestro.energy
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She/her/howdy - Quadball Player - Y’allternative Transexual Dyke - L1 Magic Judge & Legacy Energy Enthusiast - Rochester Labor Organizer linktr.ee/mrsdrmaestro

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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 07/10/2026
You know I had to do it (this joke will never get old for me)
god pack card with the big bang theory lyrics
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 06/10/2026
Wtf Quora
A racist Quora post calling English "white people's language that we graciously share with the world" and that "blacks can't claim any English word as theirs"
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 02/10/2026
This honestly just looks like a Jeopardy question
London Underground logo but it is the big bang theory lyrics
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 30/09/2026
In class so this is as high effort as you are going to get
Gwen, Radley, and Torrey put into the steven universe vs hitler comic
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 30/09/2026
The bsky block button
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 29/09/2026
I really am stress testing some of these logos
Dragon Ball logo but big bang theory
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 29/09/2026
The barenaked ladies goes with everything
Big Bang Theory lyrics but the my hero academia logo
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 27/09/2026
Primetime (2026)
It was a good movie. I loved the cinematography, it was really funny, with amazing acting from everyone involved. That being said, between this, his previous renfair doc, and the Elizabeth Holmes movie, the director is very interested and examining these characters who are more interested in their legacy and power than the mission behind it all. Yes pedophiles are bad, but this entire movie is about Chris' power trip, but we see so little of that outside of the destruction in its wake. And like not to lib out, but for a time when we have a pedophile president, making a movie demonizing someone who brought a lot of sex criminals to justice just feels wrong?
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 19/09/2026
OG Legend of Zelda logo but big bang theory lyrics
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 18/09/2026
Woah did you know that Commander comes sealed?
Rose at commander sealed
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 18/09/2026
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
G-d I love the 80s. The opening sequence is a planet being devoured, with everyone saying goodbye to their loved ones and trying to flee the destruction of their entire civilization. The second is a brutal 80s action movie where you see people's insides explode and battlefield executions. Then the third is a fun, jaunty action beat that tries to sell you toys. All of this in the first 10 minutes. As a piece of advertising, you get what you'd expect, but you also get some of the most gorgeous matte paintings and visuals (the opening shot of Unicron is so beautiful). The plot and pacing have inconsistencies, but that doesn't stop it from absolutely ripping with the soundtrack and action. I remember the Rodimus Prime transformation hitting harder than a looksmaxxing sequence; even with the foreshadowing when the Matrix gets passed on from Optimus, Hot Rod being the new Prime doesn't feel super deserved. But it isn't meant to be deep, and it is a really fun twist. Transformers has always been a fixture in my life; it did not start here, but this movie has haunted me all my life, and I am better for it. Until all are one.
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 18/09/2026
I was lied to, only one of these robots was Transgender
The opening shot of transformers: the movie
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 16/09/2026
DAMN get called the fuck out Starmer
A comic panel talking about "legitimate concerns" brought forth by the new Hydra Party
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 15/09/2026
alternatively
A different Metroid Ravenous but Big Bang Theory Lyrics
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 15/09/2026
You know what time it is...
Metroid Ravenous but it is the Big Bang Theory Lyrics
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 14/09/2026
Road House (1989)
"Violence is bad when people we don't like do it, but it's cool and badass when we do it" is perhaps the most American thesis a movie could have; and it rules. Dalton Roadhouse kicks so much ass (including ripping a guys throat out with his bare hands) and gets that violence turned right back at him—much to his confusion. Doesn't matter though, because he is no-nonsense and cannot be stopped by any means. It aged terribly but thankfully kick-ass doesn't have an expiration date.
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 13/09/2026
Matrix poster but it's the big bang theory lyrics
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 13/09/2026
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974)
This movie is funnier than it really deserves to be. The racism/sexism is just over the top enough that everyone just looks like an idiot. They're more concerned with women in the workplace than they are the actual heist going on. For the heist itself, it is obviously flawed, waiting on the twist for how they made it work is actually suspenseful. The heist was perfect, the only part that went wrong was people being cocky, but that didn't doom the heist itself, just the escape. Every character is dripping with sauce and I love them all. Rest in peace Caz, you were a real one
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 12/09/2026
Yipeeee
2nd place stamped REB
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 11/09/2026
Ghostwatch (1992)
War of the Worlds but for ghosts works really well unless you frame 0 clock the guy from Red Dwarf. Despite that, it all feels real until the ending section where the ghost invades the studio; maybe that played better at its time, but it just felt really overdone and out there watching it today. I wish they kept up with this series but I totally get why they had to cancel it.
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 10/09/2026
One Night Only (2026)
I'd say this movie blows, but it doesn't even do that. This is like all the Michael Bay Transformers in that it exists just for product placement. Its thesis is as incoherent as the rest of the movie. I don't think you can even say the director is reactionary, I think he is just afraid of the audience and wanted to make a smarter movie than he's ever made—only problem is that he is really fucking stupid.
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 10/09/2026
Wordle WTF
Wordle not taking Kirky as an answer
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 09/09/2026
Spoilers from Untold Stories Jace #4 Oh Jace do I have news for you (probably not alone but on the nose for everything else)
A comic panel of jace saying that he'll die alone swallowed up by the blind eternities
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 07/09/2026
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
It is crazy how two of the best movies about the (well founded & accurate) paranoia and harsh treatment that comes with nuclear family motherhood are based on books written by the same man and themselves are directed by men. Outside of that themeing, I don't know if you can really compare this to the Stepford Wives though; they both live in the mundane until the unreality becomes real, and show a lot of restraint on that front, but outside of that they are very different movies. Where one says "because we can" the other says "look how good this is for US". Regardless, I don't want to hand it to Roman Polanski, but he really knows how to make a movie that is a damning verdict on straight people.
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 07/09/2026
Sleepaway Camp (1983)
Is it possible for a movie to be cisphobic? Watching this in 2026 sure seems to make the case. Coming out after the first 3 Friday the 13th movies means that this gets to take the piss out of everything, but also leaves you wondering how much of it was intentional or not (is everyone supposed to look like a gay man or were the early 80s really that horny). It's not scary, I don't really think it's transphobic, it also doesn't feel horny in the same way, but I can absolutely see its DNA over Camp Miasma.
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 04/09/2026
I am fucked because despite growing up in GA, my dad is from DC and my mom is jersey + HFHI brought in a lot of expats, AND my southern dialect has only gotten stronger since moving to NY (I have to fight myself from saying crick).
a heatmap of rose's dialect
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 03/09/2026
The Matrix (1999)
Every movie released in my lifetime now makes infinitely more sense. This is perhaps one of the greatest movies ever, and I do not blame everyone for stealing random parts to try and make their movie just as great. The problem is that the sum is what's important here, not the parts. The over-the-top Hong Kong action doesn't work without the self-serious yet inherently batshit 90s sci-fi narrative. Without the cheesy dialogue, the Propellerheads/RAtM needle drops don't work, but the movie also has to believe those lines are the coolest shit ever, not just a fill-in one-liner. The balls-to-the-wall action doesn't work unless you have the camera movement to match it (which draws heavily on Bound, despite being infinitely more action-focused). And all that is before Transgender Jesus gets involved, and boy, did I think it was going to be more subtle, but you really need to hit people in the face when deconstructing gender in the 1990s I guess.
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 03/09/2026
Hey idiots, you should show up to Duress Fest in 6 months
Poster for Duress Fest
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 03/09/2026
Doomed Yuri
Amusing. Revisitation to a boundless lake, the monster says to itself. Appease me as friends do, the starving puppet mouths, and the ceiling booms in tandem. Help me, and I will help you.

Tam shivers. She does not want to be liked by this creature. But if she is, well … might as well be curious about it. She ignores the ceiling and assumes she's supposed to pay attention to the gaunt thing in the bed.

Appease her? Tam's mind leaps to the simplest demonstration she can think of.

She takes a step toward the bed, tentatively. The puppet remains still. Girding her courage, Tam sits and reaches out for the puppet's long, stringy black hair. Desperate to disarm the creature, deeply curious if connection is what it wants.
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 03/09/2026
The Multiverse haunted by a strange and almost certainly evil world calling itself the Echoverse. In exchange for our lives, the Leader of this way-out and wrong world says he'll take away suffering. *eyes glow blue* Ladies and gentlemen, I've just learned of a change in this stations management.
Kent Brockman saying "Welcomes Theorist, Continue to improve our lives. I love you, perfect Leader"
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 02/09/2026
That's Rochester Baby
A rochester baby
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 01/09/2026
If you have not read these, a lot of them are really bad Jim Lee style art, but they are fun actual magazines with ads and some really fun character moments like this kinda gay Dazzler and Lila Cheney moment
Lile Cheney and Dazzler singing together
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 01/09/2026
The real answer is actually just your favorite Excalibur character; Jim Davis knew what he was doing. This extends to New Excalibur because DAMN I am gay, but Colossus kinda got it going on. But for me it will always be Rachel with that fuckass mullet
Rachel Summers from the 3rd Swimsuit issue
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 01/09/2026
Some of you in the QTs have not read the og Swimsuit issue and it shows.
A Cable Zipper Ad
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 27/08/2026
I hope this joke is already old because I'm not stopping
Lake Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 27/08/2026
Avengers Doomsday poster but with the Big Bang Theory lyrics
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 24/08/2026
Does this count as a product or a promo? who knows but putting rarities on these sure asks some questions
screenshot from the pauper page
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 24/08/2026
So the official Wizards pauper page says "released at common rarity in a magic set or product". Does this count as a promo or a product? Who knows???
screenshot from the pauper page
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 21/08/2026
Did you know they made a 4 mana balance? Players of extended in 2005 and Premodern are painfully aware the sheer number sac lands were printed in Invasion/Odyssey block
Balancing Act
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 21/08/2026
Teenage Sex & Death at Camp Miasma (2026)
There is sooo much I could say about this movie. There are so many layers here, both within the metatext and the text itself. I went into this expecting something really scary and hot, and it was both at times, but not as much as I expected. Where it really surprised me was that I was laughing most of the time (the Ray Blanchard joke proves this movie was AGP). It does get a little "cute" at times with how often it removes the lampshade from its head and makes eye contact with you, but I think that is the point of the movie. It is pure camp (as the name suggests) and it does not let up. This isn't your Met Gala, boring-ass, normal camp; this is that primo homo shit, and that is off-putting, but in a super enjoyable way and in the tradition of queer cinema that came decades before. Don't go in expecting anything, because otherwise you will be disappointed (good).
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 20/08/2026
Wizards not letting CE cards be played at Eternal Weekend
stick in tire meme
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 20/08/2026
Torrey entering the function
Zorc from the YuGiOh anime
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 20/08/2026
Bing Bang Theory lyrics but X-Men
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 17/08/2026
Basic Instinct (1992)
I hope that Paul Veerhoven never learns what sex is supposed to look like; if he ever learns it is because it replaced his knowledge of how evil and sexy lesbians are. Michael Douglas wasn't the right choice for this movie, but I'm glad he got to experience it. This is a perfect whodunnit because despite knowing the answer, we are left with infinitely more questions, including why couldn't Chasing Amy be more like this.
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 15/08/2026
G-d I love pauper (game went 1-0 after extra turns)
A mtg pauper game with really high life totals
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 15/08/2026
Seen at an LGS, dawg where are her pants!
An angel with a dress that stops right at her crotch
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 10/08/2026
Looks like you committed too much vehicular manslaughter and you can't legally drive anymore. Consider public transit
Battle bus
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 10/08/2026
Dr Phil holding a fake Fantasticar
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 07/08/2026
:chrisfromfamilyguy:
A roadhog getting MVP for 5 enemies hooked
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Rose 'Birds' Mournighan @mrsdrmaestro.energy · 06/08/2026
Home Goods I was not familiar with your game
Lesbian Frankensteins
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