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Do not be annoying to me.

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 11/03/2026
getting reaaaaaaal sick of cis people using "gender affirming [X]" to make fun of conservatives fucking up their faces/bodies with cosmetic procedures
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I have context: you're a fedposting moron with a huge transmisogynistic streak. You're blaming trans women for something the BBC did. You want to "try to empathize" with us (all trans women, period) but you can't because you saw, realistically, 3-5 bad takes yesterday. You probably smell awful.
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🔥Demon Ginger (He/They) 🔥 @demonginger.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Today is my 3 year anniversary of Volunteering! I've been with Hugs for Horses for 3 years That said Sharing is a donation too. Sandra’s overdue for hock-arthritis injections (rescue horse + Hugs program). Next goal: $350. $750 = vet that week. gofund.me/2f498abea
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Donate to Keep Sandra Thriving in Hugs for Horses, organized by Jo Laurent
Hi everyone — we’re raising $740 to cover Sandra’s hock arthritis treatment at Geor… Jo Laurent needs your support for Keep Sandra Thriving in Hugs for Horses
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Note that this is the Driskill cited in that excerpt: www.insidehighered.com/news/faculty...
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Oregon State professor accused of falsely claiming Native ancestry
The Tribal Alliance Against Frauds says Qwo-Li Driskill is lying when they claim Indigenous ancestry.
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dumnezilla @dumnezilla.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
two Takahē and their 8 week old chick
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Everybody's saying the bsky devs are useless, but that shows a lack of imagination eartheasy.com/green-cone-s...
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Green Cone Solar Waste Digester
Shop the Green Cone solar waste digester, designed to turn food waste into water and carbon dioxide. An eco-friendly solution for effective composting.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Wesley Crusher in a Next Generation episode, with the phrase "death penalty" superimposed
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
May I? I have more bog photos.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Well I posted some delightful bog pictures there before the gates were shut, check out my bog pictures if you like bogs.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Prison abolition except for my cousins.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
eating my wet hamburger with a special spoon
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
"Carolina-style" burgers are NOT a thing, STOP trying to make it happen, coleslaw and chili on a burger FUCKIN SUCKS it's a pile of GOOP, no point to it, it's not even 8am and I'm already PISSED OFF at this.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Queers complaining about "messy queers" I better see a dang broom in your hand, friendo
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I will NOT resort to heterosexual activity for the cheap ego boost. I will NOT resort to heterosexual activity for the cheap ego boost. I will NOT resort to heterosexual activity for the cheap ego boost.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Just saw a house finch (Haemorhous mexicanus) blast a turd out at a 45 degree angle
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
do not tell me I am using my bidet wrong, you don't know me
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
fuck off cissy
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
👁️👁️
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
disrespectful mockingbird landed on the feeder, pointed its little ass at me and wiggled, awful creature
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
Looks like I have a fully white maypop (Passiflora incarnata) flower. This wasn't one of the named white cultivars, so it must be a lucky mutation. 🌱
Passiflora incarnata vine growing on a stake in a raised bed. Deeply lobed green leaves and an intricate white flower. There are other plants and a pine straw path and trellis in the background.Closer shot of Passiflora incarnata vine growing on a stake in a raised bed. Deeply lobed green leaves and an intricate white flower.Detail of a white Passiflora incarnata flower. The normally purple petals and corona are white with a touch of green. Its deeply lobed green leaves are also visible.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
Growth on witch hazels. Witch hazel cone gall aphids? Should I just eat the galls? Probably going to eat them. 🌱
Yellow glob with brown spots on irregularly-edged leaf of common witch hazel (Hamamelis virginiana)Yellow glob with brown spots on irregularly-edged leaf of common witch hazel (Hamamelis virginiana)Yellow glob with brown spots on irregularly-edged leaf of common witch hazel (Hamamelis virginiana)
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
Almost sent an actionable threat over that "demented"
Screenshot of text from ebook: "...unappetizing. The demented third-century emperor Heliogabalus was notorious for dining on camel's feet, rice sprinkled with pearls, and the coxcombs cut from living birds. Over the years, many..."
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Native buds breaking mid-February, SE US: Carolina jessamine, wild blueberry (rabbiteye?), and red chokeberry 🌱
Tip of a Carolina jessamine (Gelsemium sempervirens) vine. The stem is reddish-brown and wrapped around itself. There are about 9 glossy, lanceolate to oblong leaves, and a couple pale yellow flowers just emerging from buds.Tip of a wild blueberry (Vaccinium sp., I think virgatum or formosum) branch. The branch is green and leafless. Several pink-white flowers are emerging from buds.Tip of a red chokeberry (Aronia arbutifolia) stem. The stem is dark red with tiny white spots. Pink-white flowers are beginning to emerge from buds.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
I am a POWERFUL PSYCHIC MAGNET
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 21/01/2024
I really enjoyed Cooking Apicius by Sally Grainger (and I guess Apicius too if they existed) prospectbooks.co.uk/products-pag...
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 16/01/2024
Oh lord I'm in Hildegard of Bingen mode again. Vita Sackville-West mode, Simone Weil mode.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
those fake sites are travesties. I've taken to adding the limiters "site:.edu" or "site:.gov" to my searches, and that's helped
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
from a grocery store refrigerator to reseeding itself, they grow up so fast 🌱
Tiny grass-like shoots of young Allium macrostemon pushing up from leaf and bark mulch through last year's globe-shaped flowers, among  the winter foliage of several mature plants.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
Chokeberry (Aronia) berries are still mouth destroyers like the craisins of old, traditionally used the same way in pemmican too. So sour that birds only eat it if they absolutely have to.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
I chipped my mastodon tooth! 😭😭😭
Fossilized mastodon tooth on a wooden surface with three chunks broken off, which is very sad. I mean it's not like they're making more mastodons, there's a limited supply of these things.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
lol thanks, you too!
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
The wrens and warblers have already gone pig mode on the wax myrtle, yaupon's next 🌱
Wax myrtle (Myrica cerifera) in front of a wooden fence with most of its blue-gray drupes gone.Weeping yaupon holly (Ilex vomitoria f. pendula) in front of wooden fence with many bright red berries.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Clinopodium carolinianum, Lobelia siphilitica, Ampelaster carolinianus
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Native flowers still hanging on in winter 🌱
Close up of lavender flowers and small leaves of Georga calamint (Clinopodium carolinianum)Great blue lobelia (Lobelia siphilitica) in bloomLight purple composite flowers of climbing aster (Ampelaster carolinianus)
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
magnolia and goldenrod after the first frost 🌱
Overhead shot of young southern magnolia (Magnolia grandiflora), larger main stem at top left and new branch with five leaves at bottom right.The fuzzy, off-white matured seeds of tall goldenrod (Solidago altissima) against a wooded background with a concrete bird bath, also there's a lens flare, that wasn't on purpose, this was the angle I needed and I wasn't going to wait around for the sun to move or maybe the Earth is the one that moves I forgot which.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Forked blue curls, September and November 🌱
Forked blue curls (Trichostema dichotomum) with green foliage and small blue flowersForked blue curls (Trichostema dichotomum) with red foliage and maturing seed pods.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Thank you, I would like to participate in the bee feed.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Are you DARK enough to make vinegar from scratch???
Join the dark side and begin your adventure with wild, untamed, uncivilized, and superb flavors.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Once more I am touching some of the finest, most alluring grass a person can touch 🌱
Witchgrass (Dichanthelium clandestinum) and muscadine (Vitis rotundifolia) at the foot of a concrete birdbath in an open wooded area
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
This is how it's done
A Belgian (only his hand is visible) scraping ash and burned wood out of an oak trunk with a small hand tool. Underneath is the caption "Scrape, burn, and scrape some more until you are satisfied with the size of your hole."
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Food spheres in development 🌱
Wax myrtle (Myrica cerifera) with many blue-gray berries.Weeping yaupon (Ilex vomitoria f. pendula) with unripe green berries.Dark blue berries on possumhaw viburnum (Viburnum nudum)Close up of winterberry shrub (Ilex verticillata) with three ripe red berries.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
Crafting opinions even more annoying than the ones from Barthes' Mythologies
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Verbally responding to a video game tutorial asking me to do literally anything with "that is not my job"
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
I am learning
white text on black background, asking the question that humanity has pondered since we came down from the trees, "what is fragrance?"
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
becoming so "P.O.'d" at the "bull crap" that the feeling sublimes into profound enlightenment
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Calming myself with additional pictures of Umberto Eco
Umberto Eco wearing a dark suit, light grey shirt, and a black tie decorated with small white symbols. He is smiling broadly, with great warmthUmberto Eco wearing a grey wool overcoat, a blue and white striped shirt, and a red tie with dark red spots. He is smiling with full power. He may even be laughing because you said something funny and insightful.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Calming myself with pictures of Umberto Eco
Umberto Eco wearing a tuxedo and resting his hand on his chin. He appears to be listening to someone intently.Umberto Eco wearing a dark suit and tie over a light shirt with thin dark stripes. I cannot tell from the lighting whether Eco's ensemble is shades of blue, or shades of grey. He has a subtly sympathetic smile, and eyes that display great compassion.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
#AddGardener
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
IMHO they also have a third "spoon" on the lower back like we've seen on their forehead and collar bone, and they can put cosmetics on it if they're feeling sassy.
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MrsCrimes @mrscrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
why are you, older than me, using poorly-understood youth slang at me, who is also too old for youth slang, now, in this dire time, here, in this stand-your-ground state
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