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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax

@mrsclausforreal.bsky.social
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( everything about this account is satire don't take it to heart don't tag me if you cant handle satire jokes )

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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I like gingerbread
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𝑽𝒂𝒍 @love-is-inevitable.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
damn😞
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
listen to the gracious tale my grandchild shown me today☺️
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𝑽𝒂𝒍 @love-is-inevitable.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
gotchu gng yo this christmas shall beest epic anon yond santa and mrs. Claus art lesbians!!! this the horror most wondrous
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I love my wife
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THE REAL SANTA!! CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE!! @therealsantatrust.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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a cat is wearing a santa hat and taking a selfie
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I think I like girls
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
cries in corner I TRUSTED UU
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Error-404!! @tillie-not-found.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
OWW DONT WORRY MRS CLAUSE YOU CAN ALWAYS LEARN KARATE AND BEAT HIS ASS...
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
How I feel after divorcing my husband for 3 seconds
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larz @thatonesillygoose.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
new flavor foley ate
slay
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ANTONBLAST💥 @summitsphere.com · 30/01/2026
Hop on
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ᗪᗩIK♡ᑎ .ᐟ #1 sua lover (w/ blueberry) @spicydaikon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
the censor ain’t doing shit 😭
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michael 🐈‍⬛️ eric @oksureman.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
GAPS HOW COULD YOU
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
hunny I think your friends where the ones drinking raid instead of you...
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
can we start one of the fundgo mes for roach
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🦩 roach WILL get bonbonnière cater @batteryroach.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
thank you for informing me i have seen a lot of prejudice against roaches lately, i hope this gets cleared up 😔🙏
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
if someone gives me wine and 500 dolla I'll call of the divorce
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
you where on the naughty list but since the butthole cheated on me I switched your name !! ^^
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
child I don't think my tag works...
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
guys I need a lawyer now uhm can some be my lawyer
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
OH HELL NAH IM GETTING A DIVORCE
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
okay I believe you
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
nevermind he said he liked girls
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
okay I believe you
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
can one of my guy new friends see if my husband is gay I think he likes boys
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR MILK AND COOKIES
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
why do you have a life size cardboard cut out of a anime boy in your study half naked
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Rumi . 🦭 @rott2n.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
10/10 day fucku
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
please do child, I don't want you to fall ill!!😿
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°˖ari*∘☆ || back at uni 💧 @espurr07.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Christmas is coming early I guess?
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
whats a boyfriend
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
since now.
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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a cat is sitting in front of a christmas tree with the words merry christmas written on it .
ALT: a cat is sitting in front of a christmas tree with the words merry christmas written on it .
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
hello
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ariiie @crayoninator.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
MRS CLAUSE TOO???
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
hi guys
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I just wanted to see what my husband was doing! ☺️
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
excuse me.
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Mrs clause 100% real no glue no borax @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
guys this " YAOI " thing is all over my husbands phone.. can someone be so kind of to explain this to me? he says not to worry but I fear.. ... I think he's gay
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santa claus is sitting in front of a fireplace
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